Greetings from a Christian Goth

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

Greetings and Merry Meet. I am a Goth and a Christian Wiccan minister at a small churche in Philadelphia.

I am proofe that onne canne bee bothe Goth and Christian, and I am proofe that onne canne bee bothe Christian and Wiccan. Furthermoore, I am proofe that onne canne bee bothe bisexual and Christian. I love the Lord and Ladie, and their sonne Iesus, who was the greatest Witch euer to liue.

I haue read the qvestions you aske the others, so I will goe ahead and answer them. My fauoirite nickename for Hillary Clinton is Madam President, and my fauorite Bible Verse is this:

Ecc 2:22-24 For what hath man of all his trauaile and griefe of his heart, wherein he hath trauailed vnder the sunne? For all his dayes are sorowes, and his trauaile griefe: his heart also taketh not rest in the night: which also is vanitie. There is no profit to man: but that he eate, and drinke, and delight his soule with the profit of his labour: I saw also this, that it was of the hand of God.

[WickedWitch]

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Ooooh, they're going to have fun with you! This'll be the most entertaining thing I've seen in months. *Grabs some popcorn* Let the games begin!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Friend, you can not be a Goth Christian Wicced. It's impossible. At the very least, you can be a Goth False Christian Witch.
However, all that aside, I'm going to ask you nicely to stop with the very bad fake "Olde English" spelling. It angers us and I've no doubt Jesus frowns on it too or He wouldn't have modernized our language.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You have already been crippled by Jesus for blasphemy. Isn't it enough that He has disfigured you and given you a horrible speech impediment? Can't you see that Jesus is willing to continue to torture you in even more horrible ways if you continue to make blasphemous claims?

[VictoryOS]

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I don't even want to know about the book you're holding in your avatar...

[WickedWitch]

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I don't even want to know about the book you're holding in your avatar...

It's obviously the Necronomicon. All good Goths read and believe in the Necronomicon, you simply can't be Goth without it. It's their "bible".

[VictoryOS]

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It's obviously the Necronomicon. All good Goths read and believe in the Necronomicon, you simply can't be Goth without it. It's their "bible".

I don't think I've ever heard of that. Let me guess, is it written by Allison Crowley or whatever her name is?

[WickedWitch]

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I don't think I've ever heard of that. Let me guess, is it written by Allison Crowley or whatever her name is?

H.P. Lovecraft, actually. Most people who read it aren't aware that it's fictional, and thus take it seriously and pray to the "gods" it tells about. Much like the Bible

[Uri Tardehd]

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1. gothtards
2. australiens
3. gothtards
4. australiens
5. mormons
6. gothtards
7. australiens

Thank you Jesus for salvation and a reason to live! PRAISE!

No homers in black makeup for me thank you very much. Go back to australia where you fit right in. GLORY!

[By_Reason_Alone]

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Greetings and Merry Meet. I am a Goth and a Christian Wiccan minister at a small churche in Philadelphia.

I am proofe that onne canne bee bothe Goth and Christian, and I am proofe that onne canne bee bothe Christian and Wiccan. Furthermoore, I am proofe that onne canne bee bothe bisexual and Christian. I love the Lord and Ladie, and their sonne Iesus, who was the greatest Witch euer to liue.

I haue read the qvestions you aske the others, so I will goe ahead and answer them. My fauoirite nickename for Hillary Clinton is Madam President, and my fauorite Bible Verse is this:

Ecc 2:22-24 For what hath man of all his trauaile and griefe of his heart, wherein he hath trauailed vnder the sunne? For all his dayes are sorowes, and his trauaile griefe: his heart also taketh not rest in the night: which also is vanitie. There is no profit to man: but that he eate, and drinke, and delight his soule with the profit of his labour: I saw also this, that it was of the hand of God.

Don't let the insults get you down. Welcome, and may you enjoy your stay.

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

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I prefer the spellings from the original King James 1611, but I'll use modern spelling if you insist. I may unintentionally slip up, so I expect more infractions.

However, I don't understand all the hate. Iesus loves all of us.

I assure you that it is possible to be a Wiccan and a Christian, as long as one avoids the specific practices that are forbidden in the Bible, such as necromancy, poisoning, magickal compulsion, or using magick in rebellion against God.

The worship of the Lord (God) and Lady (Mary) are clearly permissible, as is divination, meditation, astral travel, shape-shifting, and astrology.

Blessed Be.

[VictoryOS]

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Do you have leprosy?

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

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I don't even want to know about the book you're holding in your avatar...

It's my own personal Booke of Shadows. H.P. Lovecraft came up with the idea for the Necronomicon, but the actual book was written later by a fellow named Simon. It was written to look like a Sumerian Grimoire, but it is all made up for entertainment purposes only, and none of the spells actually work.

If you want a real Grimoire, I highly recommend the Key of Solomon. You can read it online here: http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/kos/index.htm

Don't let the insults get you down. Welcome, and may you enjoy your stay.

Thank you. It's nice to see some tolerance every now and then.

Do you have leprosy?

I assure you that I have a clean bill of health. That is just my makeup you see in my avatar.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I assure you that I have a clean bill of health. That is just my makeup you see in my avatar.

Then you admit to being a queer. Disgusting.

Your "clean bill of health" just got mighty filthy, sodomite.

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

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I find the terms queer and sodomite offensive. I am bisexual. I sense an arguement brewing, so before you start quoting Leviticus to me, I do not lie with mankind as with I lie with womankind. I use completely different positions.

By the way, if that is your picture in your avatar, you certainly are a handsome devil.