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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #16
    Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

    Originally posted by Uri Tardehd View Post


    1. gothtards
    2. australiens
    3. gothtards
    4. australiens
    5. mormons
    6. gothtards
    7. australiens

    Thank you Jesus for salvation and a reason to live! PRAISE!

    No homers in black makeup for me thank you very much. Go back to australia where you fit right in. GLORY!
    So you see no problem with Catholics after all! THANK THE LORD!
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • Reuerend RauenMoone
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      • Feb 2008
      • 40

      #17
      Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

      Why hello there, Father. You look rather handsome in your avatar picture, too. I hate to admit it, but I kind of have a thing for Catholic Priests.

      Are you a real priest?
      Ecc 9:5 For the liuing know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither haue they any more a reward, for the memorie of them is forgotten.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

        Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
        The worship of the Lord (God) and Lady (Mary) are clearly permissible, as is divination, meditation, astral travel, shape-shifting, and astrology.
        Ah, that explains your confusion. You're clearly not familiar with the Bible at all.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

          Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
          I find the terms queer and sodomite offensive. I am bisexual.
          Well why should you take offense? If you're so proud of taking other men's waste matter into one or more of your bodily orifices, then why not call a spade a spade? Just because you decide to engage in sodomy part of the time and whoredoms another part of the time, that doesn't make you less of a queer.


          Originally posted by Reuerend RavingMoone View Post
          I sense an arguement brewing, so before you start quoting Leviticus to me, I do not lie with mankind as with I lie with womankind. I use completely different positions.
          The positions don't enter into it, do they. God wasn't talking about who's acts the man and who acts the girl in Leviticus. Having sexural relations with another man is an abomination in God's loving eyes, end of story. There is nothing to argue about.

          You cannot be a Christian and then turn around and be a goth who lets men shove their tallywacker into you. The two behaviors are mutually exclusionary.

          Originally posted by Reuerend RavingMad View Post
          By the way, if that is your picture in your avatar, you certainly are a handsome devil.
          Don't even think about it, pal. I know that scores of queers have my photograph stored on their hard drive, and I've even heard that there are fag websites dedicated to worshiping me and my rock hard abs like an Adonis, but I am just not like that. I am a True Christian™ Pastor, happily engaged to my work, with no shortage of attractive young ladies after me at all hours of the day and night. I would never consider letting you sneak into the servants entrance of my estate late at night to service me and adore me like your demanding master. Put those thoughts right out of your head.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Reuerend RauenMoone
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Feb 2008
            • 40

            #20
            Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Ah, that explains your confusion. You're clearly not familiar with the Bible at all.
            Divination
            Is 3:2-3 The mighty man, and the man of warre; the Iudge and the Prophet, and the diviner, and the ancient, The captaine of fiftie, and the honourable man, and the counseller, and the cunning artificer, and the eloquent oratour.

            Meditation
            Joshua 1:8 This booke of the Law shal not depart out of thy mouth, but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest obserue to doe according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt haue good successe.

            Astral Travel
            II Cor 12:2 I knewe a man in Christ aboue foureteene yeeres agoe, whether in the body, I cannot tell, or whether out of the body, I cannot tell, God knoweth: such a one, caught vp to the third heauen.

            Shape-shifting
            Dan 4:33 The same houre was the thing fulfilled vpon Nebuchad-nezzar, and he was driuen from men, and did eate grasse as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heauen, till his haires were growen like Egles feathers, and his nailes like birds clawes.

            Astrology
            Gen 1:14 And God said, Let there bee lights in the firmament of the heauen, to diuide the day from the night: and let them be for signes and for seasons, and for dayes and yeeres
            Ecc 9:5 For the liuing know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither haue they any more a reward, for the memorie of them is forgotten.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth



              Isn't this what we came here to avoid?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • revrggreen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2007
                • 822

                #22
                Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                The worship of the Lord (God) and Lady (Mary) are clearly permissible
                Clearly you didn't mean 'Christian Goth' at all - you meant 'Catholic Goth'. There is a very real difference.

                You are in 2 different 'cults'. How highly amuzing!


                Rev RG Green
                'Parents Against Goth' Outreach Program
                www.godhatesgoths.com

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                • revrggreen
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 822

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                  Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                  I find the terms queer and sodomite offensive.
                  How about 'faggot' or 'ass-eater'? Can we call you that?

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                  • lilpentecostalgirl
                    Trailer "Christian"
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 279

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                    I am glad the Lord showed you this website any thing is possible through him. I am troubled that you claim to be Christian and wiccan you cannot serve two masters. I know what its like I used to be a wiccan in my heathen days but now I am a saved Christan. God loves you, he wants to be your only master trust me things will be better when you start serving him alone I am living proof.

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                    • Father Thomas Martin
                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                      Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                      Why hello there, Father. You look rather handsome in your avatar picture, too. I hate to admit it, but I kind of have a thing for Catholic Priests.

                      Are you a real priest?
                      Quiet, creep. I'm not the pervert you think I am; I'm part of the 96% of priests who are NOT afflicted by Satan to sexually abuse!
                      ACTS 5:29

                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • Uri Tardehd
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 59

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        So you see no problem with Catholics after all! THANK THE LORD!

                        Don't be confused, I view catholics as a target audience for christian outreach(they need salvation badly. Kissing rings, rubbing beads, worshiping flase idols and sodomy will not get you into the kingdom). GLORY!

                        Those on the list just annoy me with their jibberish.
                        If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                        Exodus 21:2.5

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                        • Uri Tardehd
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 59

                          #27
                          Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                          make that false idols. Just thinking about false religions makes me type in tongues.

                          Lord, grant me an edit button before my days on this earth are over. AMEN!
                          If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                          Exodus 21:2.5

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #28
                            Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                            Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                            The worship of the Lord (God) and Lady (Mary) are clearly permissible
                            I noticed with all your quotes, you missed any scripture referring to this. Let's see what God has to say on the matter.
                            First, does the Lord have an equal?


                            Deuteronomy 4:35 Unto thee it was shewed, that thou mightest know that the LORD he is God; there is none else beside him.

                            Isaiah 43:10 Ye are my witnesses, saith the LORD, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

                            Nope, just one God. But what about false gods? Does He care if you worship any of them?

                            Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

                            Exodus
                            34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
                            34:15 Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;
                            34:16 And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.

                            Oh dear! Thing's aren't looking good for a "Christian Goth" so far. But surely the Lord wouldn't be too harsh on this matter...

                            Deuteronomy 8:19 And it shall be, if thou do at all forget the LORD thy God, and walk after other gods, and serve them, and worship them, I testify against you this day that ye shall surely perish.

                            Deuteronomy 17:2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
                            17:3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
                            17:4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
                            17:5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.


                            Whew! Be thankful you can't be stoned in America these days! But come on now, that's all Old Testament, man! God's a happenin' dude come NT time, baby!

                            Matthew
                            7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

                            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                            3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
                            3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                            Hmmm. Nothing about a "Lady" yet.

                            Acts
                            16:31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

                            Romans 5:1 Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ:
                            5:2 By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.

                            Still
                            nothing about Mary being God's equal! Things aren't looking well for you.
                            Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                            I find the terms queer and sodomite offensive. I am bisexual. I sense an arguement brewing, so before you start quoting Leviticus to me, I do not lie with mankind as with I lie with womankind. I use completely different positions.
                            Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel,nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                            So you find the Word of God offensive? I'm not surprised.

                            1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                            2 Kings 23:7 And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

                            By the way, this "different positions" nonsense isn't going to wash as a defense come Judgement Day.

                            Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                            Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                            1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

                            1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
                            6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


                            Things aren't looking good for you here. Not looking good at all!
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Reuerend RauenMoone
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                              • Feb 2008
                              • 40

                              #29
                              Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              Quiet, creep. I'm not the pervert you think I am; I'm part of the 96% of priests who are NOT afflicted by Satan to sexually abuse!
                              Right, quiet. I understand. Only my private messaging doesn't seem to be working.

                              Besides, it isn't abuse if it's consensual.

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Things aren't looking good for you here. Not looking good at all!
                              The problem, beautiful lady, is that you have limited yourself to a single holy book. You are peeking at the spiritual world through a pinprick.

                              I have a whole library full of sacred scriptures. I have flung the curtains wide open.

                              What Moses, Solomon, and Iesus had to say was important, but we can't ignore what Pythagoras, Augustine of Hippo, François Rabelais, or Aleister Crowley had to say.
                              Ecc 9:5 For the liuing know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither haue they any more a reward, for the memorie of them is forgotten.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #30
                                Re: Greetings from a Christian Goth

                                Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
                                Right, quiet. I understand. Only my private messaging doesn't seem to be working.

                                Besides, it isn't abuse if it's consensual.


                                The problem, beautiful lady, is that you have limited yourself to a single holy book. You are peeking at the spiritual world through a pinprick.

                                I have a whole library full of sacred scriptures. I have flung the curtains wide open.

                                What Moses, Solomon, and Iesus had to say was important, but we can't ignore what Pythagoras, Augustine of Hippo, François Rabelais, or Aleister Crowley had to say.
                                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                                So you're not a real Christian at all.

                                Case closed.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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