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  • Captain James T. Kirk
    Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2007
    • 155

    #16
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
    Booke of Shadoes
    LOL! Now I know you're just messing with the fundies! (Unless it's the autobiography of Shadoe Stevens, then... damn it, then you'd still be messing with the fundies!)
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    • Xavier Madden
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Feb 2008
      • 6

      #17
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Reuerend RauenMoone View Post
      Merry Meet. Thank you for being here and helping to proove that it is possible to be Goth, bisexual, and Christian.

      I am a Christian-Wiccan minister myself. I have a small church with eight members including myself and we meet in my living room. We listen to Fields Of The Nephilim or Bauhaus while we drink Spanish Absinthe, then I cast a spell of protection, cleanse everyone's auras, and give a short sermon. I'll also read scripture from the Bible, from my personal Booke of Shadoes, Liber ABA, or other magickal books.
      I can see how someone can be bisexual and Christian, and I can see how someone can be a Christian and goth, but... how can someone be a Christian and a heathen wiccan!? That just doesn't make any since to me.

      ...As for the army, providing they don't reject you on the spot, it will be a great sacrifice you make in the desert with your white makeup and black hair. Marking yourself as a target like that will likely save the life of a decent, God-fearing soldier.
      Not all goths wear white makeup (I certainly don't), besides, they wouldn't let soldiers wear makeup or civilian clothes while in the desert. I'll wear my uniform with pride!
      Isaiah 9:2 The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light: they that dwell in the land of the shadow of death, upon them hath the light shined.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #18
        Re: Hello.

        You are one confused sicko puppy. You need to see a psych for your split personalities (and get some thorazine) and figure out how to get your self together so you can dedicate your life to Jesus, and drop all that Satan worship stuff.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pfc. James Nye
          Geriatric Gadfly
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 90

          #19
          Re: Hello.

          Hello.

          What does bi-sexual mean?

          I hope it doesn't mean you go to prostitutes. That's a good way to catch the French disease.

          People talk about sex a lot more than they used to, I guess. I don't know if they do it more. It has been a while myself. I do have a girlfriend, but you shouldn't talk about her that way.

          "Chopper" Nye
          Newfangled Stuff I Don't Like

          Oldest U.S. Veteran (ret!) -- in basic training Ft. Riley, Kansas when truce declared WWI -- influenze free

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