Hello, I am Billy

[Hellbilly]

I chose my name because all my friends that attend the local Baptist churches tell me I am going to hell. They have accused me of un-christian like behavior just because the local sheriff (senior deacon in the largest Baptjst church) caught me and my girlfriend in a remote area with the car windows steamed up.

I do admit that had he NOT caught uz it MAY have led to sinful behavior..but he did not catch us doing anything. Now word has gotten around town about this single incident and I am being treated like a leper in town.

Truthfully, I have been known to have a SINGLE beer with a pizza but even that simple act brings down the wrath of the local church crowd. From what I have seen, this is one of the few places where I can get an honest answer about hell.

Am I destined to go to hell for drinking A beer once in a while and steaming up the car windows with my gf "Angel"?

Oh, and excuse all typos and "sin"tax errors. The cigarette company I work for has me in Vegas for a conference on how to get more young folk overseas involved with the consumption of our product.

For the record, I do not smoke. I sure hope I am not going to hell, but if I am, I hope Angel will be there for me.

HB

[Brother Temperance]

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I chose my name because all my friends that attend the local Baptist churches tell me I am going to hell. They have accused me of un-christian like behavior just because the local sheriff (senior deacon in the largest Baptjst church) caught me and my girlfriend in a remote area with the car windows steamed up.

I do admit that had he NOT caught uz it MAY have led to sinful behavior..but he did not catch us doing anything. Now word has gotten around town about this single incident and I am being treated like a leper in town.

Truthfully, I have been known to have a SINGLE beer with a pizza but even that simple act brings down the wrath of the local church crowd. From what I have seen, this is one of the few places where I can get an honest answer about hell.

Am I destined to go to hell for drinking A beer once in a while and steaming up the car windows with my gf "Angel"?

There is nothing sinful about drinking the occasional beer. Why, I myself have been known to enjoy a nice refreshing glass of apple cider from time to time. Unfortunately, as for the other one, it doesn't matter whether you actually touched anyone in a naughty place or if you just thought about it:
Matthew 5:27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

So, we know you're an adulterer. But that's not the end of the story:

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Basically, being an adulterer makes you as bad as a war criminal, so you are indeed going to Hell. Sorry.

[Mr.Hunt]

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Basically, being an adulterer makes you as bad as a war criminal, so you are indeed going to Hell. Sorry.

Wonderful use of verses, Brother Temperance. I have been here only a day but it is still extremely encouraging to me to see True Christians using the KJV in a Godly, un-twisted way, preaching the truth.

The good news is, Billy, that even a adulterating heathen like yourself is not completely lost. You still have the choice. Acts 3:19 says "Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord."

This is your only chance to not burn in hell for all of eternity. Choose wisely, Jesus won't wait forever!

[Deaner]

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Oh, and excuse all typos and "sin"tax errors. The cigarette company I work for has me in Vegas for a conference on how to get more young folk overseas involved with the consumption of our product.

For the record, I do not smoke. I sure hope I am not going to hell, but if I am, I hope Angel will be there for me.

HB

You will not go to hell for smoking cigarettes from the Philip Morris company; one of the largest and most ethical toabacco companies on the entire planet. My whole family holds stock in this wonderful company. Smoke away and don't worry about the cough. It's the cigarette paper that causes that. Sue them.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Hellbilly!

I'm a mite concerned about your moniker, as that word does have a very specific connotation. Here is Urban Dictionary's definition of your screen name:

Hellbilly

A real badass hillbilly. The typical Hellbilly drinks hard liquor, smokes weed, is fond of cussing and doing things many folks would call blasphemy, gets into fights often due to a don't expletive deleted with me attitude, packs a gun, has tattoos, has a general disregard for authority, loves driving pick up trucks down muddy roads, and is hell-bent on living life to the fullest and doesn't care what people think. Often listens to or plays Country and Death Metal. See Hank III for an example.

If that describes you, friend, it sounds like you may have a lot of really good qualities which the Lord can make use of. Smoking weed and listening to "Death Metal," however, are very bad things.

More importantly, you should never disregard authority, unless you're talking about affirmative action or the IRS.

God is very clear about this:

Hebrews 13:7

7Remember them which have the rule over you, who have spoken unto you the word of God: whose faith follow, considering the end of their conversation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I never eat ethnic foods like "pizza."



They hotten up the blood.

[Faith_Machine]

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I never eat ethnic foods like "pizza."



They hotten up the blood.

Very true! I've found that Corn Flakes are essential to keeping my blood cool enough that I'm able to keep my hands out of my pants.

[Hellbilly]

Re: Hello, I am Billy

Welcome aboard, Hellbilly!

I'm a mite concerned about your moniker, as that word does have a very specific connotation. Here is Urban Dictionary's definition of your screen name:





If that describes you, friend, it sounds like you may have a lot of really good qualities which the Lord can make use of. Smoking weed and listening to "Death Metal," however, are very bad things.

More importantly, you should never disregard authority, unless you're talking about affirmative action or the IRS.

God is very clear about this:

Hello FM:

I am touched that you are concerned about my well being. Dang, so am I, so far I have received two infractions and I haven't even posted much. I suppose I need to study up on the bible more as both were warranted.

Anyway I don't know anything about any Urban (rich)tionary. I refuse to use the first part of the word you used at it can cause impure thoughts.

In regard to what the richtionary said about me, well I haven't the purest reputation in these parts but I am trying to avoid all the bad stuff that "allegedly" pertains to a Hellbilly.

Anyway, I do appreciate your concern and most specially your concern about disregard of the IRS, could this also apply to the BATF folks too. You see, my dear friend and neighbor Popcorn Sutton was given a death sentence by them just for making 800 gallons of medicinal liquor. Now I would have tried to lead Popcorn to the Lord but all attempts by local pastors had lead to gunfire so I just tried to avoid the subject while helping him out from time to time.

Popcorn was a kind and generous man, a legend in these hills and hollows you can get an idea what was like here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akpndr7nzhs&feature=related

I think the Lord has good things in store for me. I have found some of Popcorn's medical equipment in the hills behind the house and am going to spark up some of his medicinal equipment for the good of the community.

Again, thank you for your concern.

Yours in Christ,

Hellbilly

PS: The 6 minute video on youtube about Popcorn is much better but, unfortunately, Popcorn could be kinda crude so it ain't too fambly friendly.

[Hellbilly]

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Oh, and my neighbor over the hill is Jesco White, he needs to attend a revival in the worst kind of way. He swears he believes in the Lord, but I have been around him enough to know he is lost, I try to steer clear of him. He is crazy, perhaps I should try to witness to him though he fully admits he ain't all there now. Quite frankly I am scared to be around him at times.

I think he fried his brain, he act like a demon!! This link will take you to Jesco, further searching will lead you to the evil in his life. Why, compared to Popcorn and Jesco, I am lilly white, that tionary definition fits THEM, not me, least not too much. Thank God for the forum, I am not posting much but am absorbing much wisdom from the forums.

Jesco is so bad, they call him the Dancing Outlaw round these parts. I doubt any of you Urban folks heard of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FffzU7F6Lc

YIC (Yours in Christ)

HB

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh, I know Jesco White quite well and I love him dearly! He's certainly had his ups and downs, but I feel he's been on the right track ever since he conquered his addiction to sniffing.

I understand his friends don't much care for his new wife, though.

Anything new on that front?

[Faith_Machine]

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Jesco has certainly proved that he knows how to be a proper husband and provide a his wife with the kind of guidance a woman needs:

That interview was in reference to his previous wife, of course. I just pray he hasn't gone soft and isn't molly-coddling his current wife.