Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

[Brother J.H.]

I've been SAVED!!!!
I rejected Christ and his message for so long, but I have finally been saved. Praise the one and only Lord Jesus and his President George W. Bush. I moved from the socialist commie trash country of England to the United States of America, and I can not help but see why this is God's Nation. My mission in life is to get as many Cathylickers to follow Jesus and stop worshiping Mary and that transvestite kid fucking Pope. My second message is to bring down that alien worshiping zombie crazy Scientologists.

Sister in Christ,

Shirley Phelps.

Praise Jesus

[Cheshire]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

I've been SAVED!!!!
I rejected Christ and his message for so long, but I have finally been saved. Praise the one and only Lord Jesus and his President George W. Bush. I moved from the socialist commie trash country of England to the United States of America, and I can not help but see why this is God's Nation. My mission in life is to get as many Cathylickers to follow Jesus and stop worshiping Mary and that transvestite kid piffleing Pope. My second message is to bring down that alien worshiping zombie crazy Scientologists.

Sister in Christ,

Shirley Phelps.

Praise Jesus

Are you married?

You better be.

[Shirlee Phelps-Dodge]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

WHAT

IS

THIS?!

Pastors, I demand that you BAN this impersonator immediately!

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

Yes, married.
Why have you not moved to America from that homosexual infested Canookistan?


Sister Shirlee- I had a legal name can after I heard about you. I felt naming myself after one of God's True Christians would bring me just a smidgen closer to him.

[JennyD]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

Oh, dear.

Miss SSP, I think you may well have caused Mrs. Phelps-Dodge to blow a gasket. That is, I believe she's had a stroke.

Not the most auspicious entry for you, dear.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

That's rich, coming from someone voting for Huckabee. Mrs. Betty Bowers announced her and Jesus would be running together. A True Christian, such as myself, has only one choice for Presidency. Bowers/Jesus 2008!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0f8qdvn_Zo

I question your status as a True Christian.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

That's rich, coming from (blah blah)

(blah blah) I question your status as a True Christian

I have something to say. I would caution you, madam, against 'questioning the true Christian status' of one of our elite True Christians™, since you only just got here and you are unsaved trash. Poop on that. That's what.

[JennyD]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

I have something to say. I would caution you, madam, against 'questioning the true Christian status' of one of our elite True Christians™, since you only just got here and you are unsaved trash. Poop on that. That's what.

Thank you for defending my honor, Mr. Godwin.

However, her personal attacks against me mean nothing, as she's clearly not right with Jesus. I know this because she makes a mockery of the possible stroke suffered by our Godly True Christian(tm) advice columnist, Shirlee Phelps-Dodge, which this "SSP" has herself potentially caused!

Why, Sister Mary Maria was just telling me she was going to write Shirlee for advice on her evening time with Mr. Whitford. To whom will she turn for Biblical marital aid now? Some unGodly pornographic website?!

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Sister Shirley Phelps reporting for duty

Thank you for defending my honor, Mr. Godwin

My pleasure, Sister Jenny.