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  • #31
    Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    Hold on there, missy.

    So you're saying that you are the product of racial mongrelization? God HATES race-mixing!

    Why has your pearly white father not put away you and your mother as commanded by Scripture? Only by casting out you and your mother may he atone for his miscegenation.

    Ezra 10:2-3,10-12
    And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
    Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
    ...
    And Ezra the priest stood up, and said unto them, Ye have transgressed, and have taken strange wives, to increase the trespass of Israel.
    Now therefore make confession unto the LORD God of your fathers, and do his pleasure: and separate yourselves from the people of the land, and from the strange wives.
    Then all the congregation answered and said with a loud voice, As thou hast said, so must we do.
    Well they DID kick me out of the house when I was 16.... except they shipped me off to Mexico to live with my papist grandparents who supposedly were on a mission to get me to renounce my new-found Baptist ways.
    Romans 12:9 Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
    1 Peter 2:15-16 For so is the will of God, that with well-doing ye should put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: as free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as servants of God.

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    • #32
      Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

      Originally posted by Kelsey Jade View Post
      Well they DID kick me out of the house when I was 16.... except they shipped me off to Mexico to live with my papist grandparents who supposedly were on a mission to get me to renounce my new-found Baptist ways.
      So they allowed you to be raped by catlicks??

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      • #33
        Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        So they allowed you to be raped by catlicks??
        Nearly. In due time I DID leave them, and since then my family hasn't heard from me.
        Romans 12:9 Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
        1 Peter 2:15-16 For so is the will of God, that with well-doing ye should put to silence the ignorance of foolish men: as free, and not using your liberty for a cloak of maliciousness, but as servants of God.

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        • #34
          Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

          Originally posted by Kelsey Jade View Post
          Nearly. In due time I DID leave them, and since then my family hasn't heard from me.
          Well praise Jesus for that!

          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
          Now, do you have your own introduction thread going? I'd like to sort this wetback out without involving you, seniorita Kelly.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #35
            Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

            Originally posted by JuanCuckaracha View Post
            I dont hate Jesus. What would you say if i called Daisy Mae Johnson a whore?
            Naw, that’s a very messicant thing from you to blame people for sins that were already washed away by Jesus blood. I can’t list all the sins I committed before turning a True Christian™; I was an a tree-hugger, a glue-sniffing sk8er, a male crack whore and, yes, even a LIEberal – but now all that has been forgiven and gone!

            Your should get right with Jesus as well: break up with your Godless messicant habits, return the lap top and a pie back to Ms Johnson, and of course accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!

            YiC, DUH
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • #36
              Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

              Originally posted by JuanCuckaracha View Post
              "Break into white peoples houses" hahahahha and you are not racist right? Why would it be worse to break into white peoples houses instead of black peoples houses?
              Because white people have nicer things than jigs.

              Who'd want to break into a blackies house to steal dented hubcaps and moldy chicken bones?

              And beaner is a very racist word
              You are probably just another fu*king American racist
              As a Canadian Eskimo I refrain from using charged words like beaner that can be misconstrued as racist by overly sensitive spics, such as yourself.
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • #37
                Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Content with minimum wage and a few perks such as a lap or two in my pool when it gets hot.
                I am sorry Brother Harold, but that is disgusting. I dont want to get an infraction or anything but I was trying to eat my dinner when I read that and the thought of it has ruined my appetite and now I feel slightly queazy. I do hope you drain the pool after and take extra special sanitary precautions before allowing yourself and family to venture back in.
                The Lord is my shepherd.

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                • #38
                  Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

                  Originally posted by Stringy Bean View Post
                  I am sorry Brother Harold, but that is disgusting. I dont want to get an infraction or anything but I was trying to eat my dinner when I read that and the thought of it has ruined my appetite and now I feel slightly queazy. I do hope you drain the pool after and take extra special sanitary precautions before allowing yourself and family to venture back in.
                  He uses sufficient levels of chlorine and chemicals that bond with and kill the floating little black hairs and lard/human mixtures of body oil particles and dirt.

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                  • #39
                    Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                    He uses sufficient levels of chlorine and chemicals that bond with and kill the floating little black hairs and lard/human mixtures of body oil particles and dirt.
                    But how does he get rid of the smell?

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                    • #40
                      Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      But how does he get rid of the smell?
                      Messicants sell and smoke the hippie cabbage, that covers most anything.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • #41
                        Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        Hold on there, missy.

                        So you're saying that you are the product of racial mongrelization? God HATES race-mixing!

                        Why has your pearly white father not put away you and your mother as commanded by Scripture? Only by casting out you and your mother may he atone for his miscegenation.
                        Wait, was her father white, or Irish? I'm confused now.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #42
                          Re: this forum is DISGUSTING!

                          Originally posted by JuanCuckaracha View Post
                          "Break into white peoples houses" hahahahha and you are not racist right? Why would it be worse to break into white peoples houses instead of black peoples houses? And beaner is a very racist word
                          You are probably just another fu*king American racist
                          What is racist about that? Why would you want to break into a nigras or a beaners house, they have nothing worth stealing?

                          I think you are quite nasty and I don't believe you love Jesus.

                          Paul knew all about your type when he wrote to Titus 1

                          11 Whose mouthes must be stopped, who subuert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthie lucres sake.
                          12 One of themselues, euen a Prophet of their owne, said: The Cretians are alway lyers, euill beasts, slow bellies.
                          13 This witnesse is true: wherefore rebuke them sharpely that they may be sound in the faith;
                          14 Not giuing heede to Iewish fables, and commandements of men that turne from the trueth.
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                          Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                          so a fool returneth to his folly

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