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  • Epicfool
    Unsaved trash, Hateful eurotrash
    • Sep 2011
    • 28

    #1

    I've started reading the Bible

    and it all just makes sense to me. Suddenly. I think Jesus has enlightened me. It's not the King James Bible, though.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: I've started reading the Bible

    Of course this makes sense to you:
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    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Epicfool
      Unsaved trash, Hateful eurotrash
      • Sep 2011
      • 28

      #3
      Re: I've started reading the Bible

      Is this a good site? And the right King James Bible? http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
      I can't find the only right Bible in the library nor any stores I've been to in my town.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #4
        Re: I've started reading the Bible

        Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
        Is this a good site? And the right King James Bible? http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/
        I can't find the only right Bible in the library nor any stores I've been to in my town.
        Yes that site is fine. Remember read the WHOLE of the KJV1611. Many false Christians go to Bible reading classes and then read just certain bits of the New Testament. Start at 'In the Beginning ...' and finish with the last Amen in Revelation. It will be life changing for you.

        YIC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

        sigpic

        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: I've started reading the Bible

          Many here also use BibleGateway.Com. Be sure to only use the KJV version. The others are provided soley to enable you to locate the source of heretic false scripture.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Epicfool
            Unsaved trash, Hateful eurotrash
            • Sep 2011
            • 28

            #6
            Re: I've started reading the Bible

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Yes that site is fine. Remember read the WHOLE of the KJV1611. Many false Christians go to Bible reading classes and then read just certain bits of the New Testament. Start at 'In the Beginning ...' and finish with the last Amen in Revelation. It will be life changing for you.

            YIC

            Jack
            Of course I start at 'In the Beginning'! A book, whether it's heretic or holy, is always read from the first page to the last book, although I suppose if you're reading a heretic book at all you should start at the last word.

            But thank you for the tips.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: I've started reading the Bible

              Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
              Of course I start at 'In the Beginning'! A book, whether it's heretic or holy, is always read from the first page to the last book, although I suppose if you're reading a heretic book at all you should start at the last word.

              But thank you for the tips.
              Not quite friend, joos start at the end and end at the beginning. I her some male children often go straight to the center when reading for the articles.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #8
                Re: I've started reading the Bible

                Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                Of course I start at 'In the Beginning'! A book, whether it's heretic or holy, is always read from the first page to the last book, although I suppose if you're reading a heretic book at all you should start at the last word.

                But thank you for the tips.
                Are you being lippy?

                Most happy clappy false Christians start at John 14:6 and they end at John 14:6.
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Epicfool
                  Unsaved trash, Hateful eurotrash
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: I've started reading the Bible

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  Are you being lippy?

                  Most Christians start at John 14:6 and they end at John 14:6.
                  Sorry sir, but what do you mean?
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: I've started reading the Bible

                    Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                    and it all just makes sense to me. Suddenly. I think Jesus has enlightened me. It's not the King James Bible, though.
                    WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS IN THE CLEARLY MARKED INTRODUCTION SECTION OF THE FORUM YOU MORON?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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