Hello fellow Christians!

[ChristianWarrior94]

My name is David and it is nice to see a community on this God-forsaken place called the internet. My sole reason for being on the internet is spent preaching the Word of God to others, though I hope this community will act as a sanctuary from the usual garbage I deal with.

My latest and a quite successful project (the only place that won't censor the Lord's Will by banning me) has brought over 15 non-Believing scum into the warm embrace of God. The forum has been quite successfully been put in there place and are starting to realize that I, a mere representative of the Lord Almighty, is victorious in every and all arguments. It is almost time for my help to go towards another godless community, if you have any suggestions please tell me. Also: does anyone else have trouble with morons mistaking you as a troll or fag? I addressed them quite nicely in this video however the problem won't go away!

Any and all advice is appreciated and I thank each and every one of you for being strong Christians!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

The following has been cleverly hidden by the Admins somewhere on this page:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

See if you can find it!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[ChristianWarrior94]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

The following has been cleverly hidden by the Admins somewhere on this page:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

See if you can find it!

I found it but it didn't seem too hidden:


Also I would like very much to prove that I am not unsaved trash, whether by my knowledge or anything else fitting.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

I found it but it didn't seem too hidden:

Also I would like very much to prove that I am not unsaved trash, whether by my knowledge or anything else fitting.

Well young man, a step toward your goal would be to prove that you have enough love for Jesus Christ and common courtesy for True Christians™ to introduce yourself properly.

But after watching your video, I'm not sure you have cleared puberty yet. Perhaps this explains the nano-second attention span.

In Christ

[ChristianWarrior94]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Well young man, a step toward your goal would be to prove that you have enough love for Jesus Christ and common courtesy for True Christians™ to introduce yourself properly.

How does one properly introduce themselves? I apologize for my lack of online Christian etiquette as I have spent much time among the savage and impure masses of the internet.

[Zechariah Smyth]

How does one properly introduce themselves? I apologize for my lack of online Christian etiquette as I have spent much time among the savage and impure masses of the internet.

You must have been too busy making red circles and arrows to read the message. Would you like to try that now?
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[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

How does one properly introduce themselves? ...

Read the last sentence from the screenshot you posted and follow it; it’s not a rocket science, right?

YiC, DUH

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Welcome aboard, Christian Warrior! Glad you could make it over here! Tell us all about yourself: What church do you attend, what's your favorite Bible verse, and how soon do you expect to be married and impregnating your wife?

[ChristianWarrior94]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

You must have been too busy making red circles and arrows to read the message. Would you like to try that now?
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Oh, how silly of me!

Although the location of my church is to be kept unknown (certain people are trying to find me). My favorite verse is Jeremiah 48:10 because I find it truly captures the essence of Christian - fighting for the Lord. I found Jesus after I was taken away from my godless, brainwashing parents (liberal garbage) and allowed to discover the Truth for myself.