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  • Repentant
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 88

    #1

    hi

    My name is Simon, a good Biblicial name .

    My favourite verse is Ephesians 2:10. "For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them"


    I am came to Christ following my separation, when my witch of an ex decided she wanted to fool around with the whole neighbourhood, even doing so whilst I was under general anaesthetic in surgery. God found his way to me through reading verses of the bible that I found on the internet, and although I had been relatively ungodly to that point I had decided to follow his words from there on in.
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: hi

    Praise and welcome aboard, friend. What was your surgery for? How disgusting was your ex-wife's whorish behaviour? Please feel free to share any details that you feel might help us understand your sad story better.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: hi

      Welcome, Repentant! Your ex sounds like she really lacked discipline. Now that you've learned not to be one of those spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-spouse guys, shall we assume you'll do a better job of setting limits for your next wife?

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      • Repentant
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2011
        • 88

        #4
        Re: hi

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Welcome, Repentant! Your ex sounds like she really lacked discipline. Now that you've learned not to be one of those spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-spouse guys, shall we assume you'll do a better job of setting limits for your next wife?

        It was work on my elbows and tendons, I was playing sports and hurt them, so much so they needed cleaning so I could continue to work.

        She was giving blow jobs to random men on the net, going out on Friday nights, screwing them on the streets presumably and returning to our bed and refusing to get up and look after my child. She even suggested we have threesomes, with full on lesbian and mmf action.

        You are of course right I was unaware that she required proper discipline to keep her on the straight and narrow. Of course my new girlfriend will be kept in line appropriately, and gets her discipline courtesy of my leather strap. Badly cooked meals are a thing of the past!

        I of course blame myself for not having beaten her when she needed it.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: hi

          Originally posted by Repentant View Post
          ...giving blow jobs to random men on the net... ...screwing them on the streets... ...threesomes, with full on lesbian and mmf action.
          This sort of licentious behavior and prideful display of vice characterizes the liberal left. Did you ever suspect that your ex might have been a liberal? I am never wrong, and I tell you now that I think she was secretly voting Dukakis when the curtain closed.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: hi

            Repentant, I know you've been through an awful lot, so I won't fault you too much for using the B.J. word, but this is a family forum. Moving forward, it would probably be better if you used the term, "oral sodomy."
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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: hi

              Friend, this is indeed the problem. These wanton Godless harlots must be dealt with.
              Originally posted by Repentant View Post
              I am came to Christ following my separation, when my witch of an ex decided she wanted to fool around with the whole neighbourhood, even doing so whilst I was under general anaesthetic in surgery. God found his way to me through reading verses of the bible that I found on the internet, and although I had been relatively ungodly to that point I had decided to follow his words from there on in.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Repentant
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2011
                • 88

                #8
                Re: hi

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Repentant, I know you've been through an awful lot, so I won't fault you too much for using the B.J. word, but this is a family forum. Moving forward, it would probably be better if you used the term, "oral sodomy."
                Indeed, as you can probably tell i still get angry thinking about the harlot.

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                • Repentant
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 88

                  #9
                  Re: hi

                  Would also like to apologize to the lovely MitzaLizalor, I can't reply to PMs yet. Although your beautiful avatar capivates me every time I visit, I cannot yet interact, so I am not ignoring you!

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