[Elder Older]

Re: This site is a total joke.

i have better things to do than chat out the ears of crazy homophobic bible thumpers at the moment

Yes, most likely vandalizing more property of god fearing citizens with your commie friends at the 'occupie wallstreet' movement...

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Bob4God:

If you continue that verse..."10 It is for this reason that a woman ought to have authority over her own head, because of the angels. 11 Nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. 12 For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God." 1 Corinthians 11:10-12

Woman are supposed to serve under the man, but they are supposed to be RESPECTED, which usually you don't BEAT the people you respect...

"God created the human being in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
Genesis 1.27

I respect my kids - but I damned well beat them when they are disobedient: as my Lord commands me to.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Bob4God:

If you continue that verse..."10 It is for this reason that a woman ought to have authority over her own head, because of the angels. 11 Nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. 12 For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God." 1 Corinthians 11:10-12

Woman are supposed to serve under the man, but they are supposed to be RESPECTED, which usually you don't BEAT the people you respect...

"God created the human being in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
Genesis 1.27

Dear Jesus-hating whore,

Why are you using a PERversion of the Bible? Please ask your husband to find you a proper KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[lucifer's lesbian daughter]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Bob4God:

But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. - 1 Corinthians 11:3

Please explain how the author intends to imply that women are equal to men in GOD's eyes.

If you continue that verse..."10 It is for this reason that a woman ought to have authority over her own head, because of the angels. 11 Nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. 12 For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God." 1 Corinthians 11:10-12

Woman are supposed to serve under the man, but they are supposed to be RESPECTED, which usually you don't BEAT the people you respect...

"God created the human being in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
Genesis 1.27

[lucifer's lesbian daughter]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Andrew, you were all upset that members of Landover have pointed out that the disabled (and emos) have demons.

Yet you claim to be a Christian.

Jesus healed an epileptic emo by exorcising demons from him and sending them into a herd of suicidal pigs. It's Mark 5. Go read it.

I expect you deny that epilepsy or emo-ism are caused by demons, and are instead neurological disorders.

You probably also, in marked contrast with ALL of the Christian GOP Presidential candidates, believe in the Satanic fantasy of "evolution". (Only Jon Huntsman and "Gott" Mitt "Uns" Romney, the fascistic Mormons, believe in Evilution. All the others believe God's Word.)

Am I right? I think I am.

Andrew, you were all upset that members of Landover have pointed out that the disabled (and emos) have demons.

Yet you claim to be a Christian.

Jesus healed an epileptic emo by exorcising demons from him and sending them into a herd of suicidal pigs. It's Mark 5. Go read it.

So because of that ALL emos, or epileptics have to be demon possessed because there was ONE that was?

I expect you deny that epilepsy or emo-ism are caused by demons, and are instead neurological disorders.

Um...epilepsy IS a neurological disease. And emo-ism is 1) not a word. 2) not a sin. 3) It's not caused by demons, it's a choice.

I'm christian, but some of the shit on this site is way too far.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Blah Blah Blah sin sin sin. God saved me a special place in hell... look i get how scared you all are. But to let trolls get to you? it's funny how you react too. Makes me giggle the way you call me a sinner an perv, change my status, my signature, you're pretty much doing this because you're scared of legitimate reason. either that or scared of everything unrelated to god even the air you breathe! I could have less repetitive picnic blankets than i could a legitimate talk with any of you over the top homophobic religious nuts! this site is an absolute complete joke and i know everyone knows it so why are you still here if you believe that gays are bad, romney has some chance at winning, and you're not doing anything about the so called "sinners of the site"? you bark and preach for my soul to be cleansed of madness but it's mostly out of fear that i am not thinking like you. I'm human i walk, talk, eat, sleep, and go to the restroom like you do, But i don't think like you just like gays don't love the same sex any of you do, that is why you're scared. scared of me and any other "trolls from hell" on this site. get use to it. it'll happen again and again. mostly because this is a legitimate true christian site but it is filled with people who truly love god. Can't blame me for wanting to have a bit of fun pissing you homophobes off. it's laughable how you think it's a disease. That anything can happen to you! So have fun in your box poppets. i have better things to do than chat out the ears of crazy homophobic bible thumpers at the moment

I glazed over after a bit there.

Look, friend, all you have to do is kneel and accept the love of Jesus swelling inside you. You may think that ranting at us and doing a bit of gay atheist banner waving is original but sadly we've seen it all before and we just shake our heads every time at yet another fool too rash and full of his own importance to see the Truth®.

God is ready and waiting to forgive you for being a deluded pervert; all you have to do is repent. It's up to you if you continue to spit in His face and He'll just burn you for it.

[NonDiscreetMasturbater / Gearbox]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Blah Blah Blah sin sin sin. God saved me a special place in hell... look i get how scared you all are. But to let trolls get to you? it's funny how you react too. Makes me giggle the way you call me a sinner an perv, change my status, my signature, you're pretty much doing this because you're scared of legitimate reason. either that or scared of everything unrelated to god even the air you breathe! I could have less repetitive picnic blankets than i could a legitimate talk with any of you over the top homophobic religious nuts! this site is an absolute complete joke and i know everyone knows it so why are you still here if you believe that gays are bad, romney has some chance at winning, and you're not doing anything about the so called "sinners of the site"? you bark and preach for my soul to be cleansed of madness but it's mostly out of fear that i am not thinking like you. I'm human i walk, talk, eat, sleep, and go to the restroom like you do, But i don't think like you just like gays don't love the same sex any of you do, that is why you're scared. scared of me and any other "trolls from hell" on this site. get use to it. it'll happen again and again. mostly because this is a legitimate true christian site but it is filled with people who truly love god. Can't blame me for wanting to have a bit of fun pissing you homophobes off. it's laughable how you think it's a disease. That anything can happen to you! So have fun in your box poppets. i have better things to do than chat out the ears of crazy homophobic bible thumpers at the moment

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: This site is a total joke.

You agree with everything the person who originally posted this thread said and are claiming that no one in the world views everyone else on these forums as evil as you do.
If that's the case then your wrong, it's simply a difference in opinion.

Well, there are some very evil people on this forum.

We call them "atheists", "gamertards", "wiccans", and "gaysexuals".

[Karen Nightingale]

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You are awesome no one else gets that these people are truly evil

You agree with everything the person who originally posted this thread said and are claiming that no one in the world views everyone else on these forums as evil as you do.
If that's the case then your wrong, it's simply a difference in opinion.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: This site is a total joke.

You are awesome no one else gets that these people are truly evil

Hang on. Our every single belief and attitude comes from the holy Bible.

What are you trying to say?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: This site is a total joke.

You are awesome no one else gets that these people are truly evil

To whom are you speaking friend?

[Levi Jones]

Re: This site is a total joke.

You are awesome no one else gets that these people are truly evil

You love evil, yet we're evil? We're just trying to follow what's in the Bible. Does that make us wrong?

Last I checked, we Christians were the majority.

[I love Evil]

Re: This site is a total joke.

You are awesome no one else gets that these people are truly evil

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Galatians 3:8
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

As others have pointed out, you need to read in the context of the whole Bible.

Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

[Benjamin Over]

Re: This site is a total joke.

Galatians 3:8
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

Stop taking bible verses out of context when you don't understand what it means!