Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

[thadarksandman]

I posted here concerning a discussion of Juggalo Satanists, as I am a Satanist, actually I am the Wicked Reverend Max Sand, Ha-Shatan of www.sanctuaryofsatan.org

I was infracted for "sexing it up for Satan" and it was suggested I was trolling or flaming, and that I should introduce myself and my "evil church" here.

Well, I just want to say, that if you visit my site, I am very anti troll and anti flame war. Our organization is actually "Inclusivist" meaning we belive, wholeheartedly, that all religions have some truth and we should actively seek out our own personal truth without a set of Dogma to cloud our vision.

We use the name Satan as our Patron deity, but not because we worship evil. We like the metaphor of a rebel who stands up to a tyrant king, at great cost to himself and those around him. We belive firmly in standing up to tyranny and speaking our minds openly, no matter the consequences.

We do not worship the being known to christians as Satan. We don't worship anyone or anything. Worship is for dogs begging for scraps. We show respect to our deities.

Another thing about our organization that may actually shock christians.......We don't hate Jesus or christianity. Actually I personally believe that even if not divine, Jesus of Nazareth was a wise man, and in his own way in his own time, he was a rebel standing up to the man himself(Turning over the tables of money changers in the temple being the strongest example).

Also, while we may not 100% belive every word of the bible, we respect it as a tome filled with great stories of moral and parable, which I think even atheists should at least study, if only for the parables(seems to me most atheists could use some more morals).

We generally, as far as politics go, lean libretarian, which is shocking to most christians but we are more conservative than liberal.

I myself oppose communism, socialism and pretty much marxism in general.

If you have questions, or smart ass comments, feel free to leave them here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times: tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

I posted here concerning a discussion of Juggalo Satanists, as I am a Satanist, actually I am the Wicked Reverend Max Sand, Ha-Shatan of www.sanctuaryofsatan.org

I was infracted for "sexing it up for Satan" and it was suggested I was trolling or flaming, and that I should introduce myself and my "evil church" here.

Well, I just want to say, that if you visit my site, I am very anti troll and anti flame war. Our organization is actually "Inclusivist" meaning we belive, wholeheartedly, that all religions have some truth and we should actively seek out our own personal truth without a set of Dogma to cloud our vision.

We use the name Satan as our Patron deity, but not because we worship evil. We like the metaphor of a rebel who stands up to a tyrant king, at great cost to himself and those around him. We belive firmly in standing up to tyranny and speaking our minds openly, no matter the consequences.

We do not worship the being known to christians as Satan. We don't worship anyone or anything. Worship is for dogs begging for scraps. We show respect to our deities.

Another thing about our organization that may actually shock christians.......We don't hate Jesus or christianity. Actually I personally believe that even if not divine, Jesus of Nazareth was a wise man, and in his own way in his own time, he was a rebel standing up to the man himself(Turning over the tables of money changers in the temple being the strongest example).

Also, while we may not 100% belive every word of the bible, we respect it as a tome filled with great stories of moral and parable, which I think even atheists should at least study, if only for the parables(seems to me most atheists could use some more morals).

We generally, as far as politics go, lean libretarian, which is shocking to most christians but we are more conservative than liberal.

I myself oppose communism, socialism and pretty much marxism in general.

If you have questions, or smart ass comments, feel free to leave them here.

You claim to be a Satanic minister of sorts, yet you come across as a little boy trolling for attention, or a homosexual trolling for a very specific kind of attention. In order to test you and figure out if you are telling the truth, please answer the following questions:

1. Do Satanists practice bestiality?

2. Do Satanists practice pedophilia?

3. Do Satanists commit incest?

4. Do Satanists commit arson?

5. Do Satanists practice human sacrifice?

Your answer to these questions will help us better determine the truth of your claim to be a Satanic minister. Please answer them promptly so that we can determine how quickly we ought to railroad your unsaved ass out of here.

[Bob4God]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

If you had actually read the Bible, you wouldn't think it was a great book of morality.

You would see that it's all about GOD's authority over us, and His impending return to destroy Satan forever, and all who follow him.

Have fun respecting your deity while roasting in Hell for eternity!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

Also, while we may not 100% belive every word of the bible, we respect it as a tome filled with great stories of moral and parable, which I think even atheists should at least study, if only for the parables(seems to me most atheists could use some more morals).

While I can agree with your assessment of the moral fitness of atheists, I can't help but note that most Santaists are, in fact, atheists.

Laveyan Satanism is simply "atheism plus lulz", after all.

To the LaVeyan Satanist, Satan is a myth, just like God and other deities. Satan is also, however, incredibly symbolic, representing all of those things within our natures that outsiders might tell us is dirty and unacceptable. The chant of “Hail Satan!” is really saying “Hail me!” It exults the self and rejects the self-denying lessons of society.

And since you "don't 100% believe every word of the Bible", you will be spending eternity being burned alive in God's Hell, alongside Satan, the fallen angel whose name you choose for your little atheist self-worship cult.

So tell me, why exactly should your opinions matter in any way to us?

[Eternal Flame]

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Brothers, you are much better than I. I do not know if I could stomach talking to one such as him. But as you are True Christians™, the Lord has given you the power to stand up against such evil.

As I am now, I must use Romans 16:17 as my guide. I hope to be a powerful brother in Christ, and a True Christian™ like all of you one day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Demon Scum;

We are not "inclusivist" in any way. We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter, which means that we hate you with everything we've got. God commands us to hate you, and so we do. Get thee hence!

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists like you forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you and your perverted website in the sweet name of Jesus!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[thadarksandman]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

Well, I am not a Laveyan, just for the record, and am not an atheist. I didn't come here for acceptance, could care less for it. Didn't come for a flame war either, and as such will not engage in one.

To the list of questions, as loaded as it is I will answer it honestly.

1. Do Satanists practice bestiality? Some do I guess. So do some Christians and especially muslims.

2. Do Satanists practice pedophilia? See answer to #!.

3. Do Satanists commit incest? See answer to #1

4. Do Satanists commit arson? This is DEFINATE, some Satanists have burned down churches, mostly in Norway.

5. Do Satanists practice human sacrifice? Possibly, altho christians Sacrifice their own god once a week, metaphorically of course. Cannibalism and vampirism are practiced in every church of Christ on earth.


But I do not represent ALL Satanists, or even a majority. I represent my organization, and we do not endorse or condone ANY criminal behavior. So the answer to all 5 questions within my organization is an emphatic NO.

We are not Laveyan Atheists. We are pagan, and did to your church of lies what you have done to our heritage, we coopted one of your main deities, only instead of taking gods and making them evil like the bible did, WE took your Devil and made him our spirit of rebellion.

So, ban away, trash talk. Make sarcastic comments and such. Honestly I am not sure if you guys are truly judgemental ignorant christians, or sarcastic tongue in cheek atheists, and frankly I could give a rats ass.

Personally, I belive in the power of faith. It matters not what faith you belive in, only that it gives you strength wqithin your chosen path of life. But when pushed by hypocritical comments, I can bible bash with the best of them. I suppose trying to be diplomatic was pointless here. I find it funny how you actually read my post........

I would rather burn in your so called hell, and be myself, than follow your imaginary rules.

I realize my opinions mean nothing to you all, knew that going into this topic, but you all fool yourselves into thinking your judgement matters to me.

I walk with Satan, and if to you that means I am evil, whatever. I genuinely find peace within my path. I wish you nothing but peace on yours.

So, since some of you might be skimming to find the salacious stuff:

I Deny Jesus, Thy Deceiver.

I accept Satan, Master of Humanity and Ruler Of Earth.

And your children might just be on my website............

Hail Satan

[thadarksandman]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

Dear Demon Scum;

We are not "inclusivist" in any way. We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter, which means that we hate you with everything we've got. God commands us to hate you, and so we do. Get thee hence!

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists like you forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you and your perverted website in the sweet name of Jesus!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

"hate the sin, not the sinner"?.......anyone......Bueller?

Practice what you preach. If you accept the bible as true, you can't ignore bits you do not like.

[Bob4God]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

Let me just say, you don't have the slightest clue what you believe.

You call yourself a Satanist but don't believe in Satan.

You say you're not here to troll, yet you post things like this:

And your children might just be on my website............

Hail Satan

You have admitted that Satan is just an idea you like, but whether or not he exists seems to have little bearing on your framework of beliefs.

There are plenty of real people who stood up to tyrannical oppressors in real history. Why not worship them instead? At least you know they existed.

But you claim worship is beneath you.

Then you proclaim Satan as the Master of Humanity:

I accept Satan, Master of Humanity and Ruler Of Earth.

You have therefore set up your deity (which you don't believe exists) as Master of Humanity and Ruler Of Earth but this is somehow not supposed to degrade our position to mere serfs of the Dark Lord the way it would if JESUS were proclaimed to be in the exact same position of authority over us.

[thadarksandman]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

Ok, @Bob4God.

I belive in a REAL DEITY named Satan, but you missed the best part:

So, since some of you might be skimming to find the salacious stuff:

That means I put that there just so people like you would skip the rest and quote it, and well......hook line and sinker Bob.


My Satan is the God of rebellion, creativity and common sense. We just coopted the Name Satan because it means "The Opposer". I oppose the nonsense forcefed down my throat, I don't care what that looks like to you, because the FACT of the matter is that I do not believe in your god, but you all believe strongly in mine.

[Bob4God]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

That means I put that there just so people like you would skip the rest and quote it, and well......hook line and sinker Bob.

Thank you for admitting you are trolling. It makes the banning process so much easier.

[Bob4God]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

Ok, @Bob4God.

I belive in a REAL DEITY named Satan, but you missed the best part:



That means I put that there just so people like you would skip the rest and quote it, and well......hook line and sinker Bob.


My Satan is the God of rebellion, creativity and common sense. We just coopted the Name Satan because it means "The Opposer". I oppose the nonsense forcefed down my throat, I don't care what that looks like to you, because the FACT of the matter is that I do not believe in your god, but you all believe strongly in mine.

Also, if you don't believe in our GOD, what ultimate tyranny does your deity have to rebel against?

It leaves you empty handed and incoherent, and by these standards you are a perfect Satanist.

Bye!

[Faith_Machine]

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That means I put that there just so people like you would skip the rest and quote it, and well......hook line and sinker Bob.

Wow, golly, you're just too smart for us.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Satanist Minister, Not a troll..

I posted here concerning a discussion of Juggalo Satanists, as I am a Satanist, actually I am the Wicked Reverend Max Sand, Ha-Shatan of www.sanctuaryofsatan.org

I was infracted for "sexing it up for Satan" and it was suggested I was trolling or flaming, and that I should introduce myself and my "evil church" here.

Well, I just want to say, that if you visit my site, I am very anti troll and anti flame war. Our organization is actually "Inclusivist" meaning we belive, wholeheartedly, that all religions have some truth and we should actively seek out our own personal truth without a set of Dogma to cloud our vision.

We use the name Satan as our Patron deity, but not because we worship evil. We like the metaphor of a rebel who stands up to a tyrant king, at great cost to himself and those around him. We belive firmly in standing up to tyranny and speaking our minds openly, no matter the consequences.

We do not worship the being known to christians as Satan. We don't worship anyone or anything. Worship is for dogs begging for scraps. We show respect to our deities.

Another thing about our organization that may actually shock christians.......We don't hate Jesus or christianity. Actually I personally believe that even if not divine, Jesus of Nazareth was a wise man, and in his own way in his own time, he was a rebel standing up to the man himself(Turning over the tables of money changers in the temple being the strongest example).

Also, while we may not 100% belive every word of the bible, we respect it as a tome filled with great stories of moral and parable, which I think even atheists should at least study, if only for the parables(seems to me most atheists could use some more morals).

We generally, as far as politics go, lean libretarian, which is shocking to most christians but we are more conservative than liberal.

I myself oppose communism, socialism and pretty much marxism in general.

If you have questions, or smart ass comments, feel free to leave them here.

You talk about satan being a metaphor for you. Your site says,

'In a nutshell,we believe Satan is a real being(a god) and is not the evil entity christianity claims. He is the god of Rebellion, individuality, creativity and music. We are Pagans in a sense, as we revere many gods,'

Is he just the god of a bunch of socially inept fat goths and emos who want to shock but actually are similar to false Christians in that they fit their beliefs into their existing lifestyle?

'We believe that satan but he's nice and we like all your gods as well'


Sad attention seeking, wet, loners.

YIC

Jack