Hello from World War I Veteran

[Pfc. James Nye]

Hello.

I am Pfc. James Nye (retired, thank you!) of the United States Army. I am not actually on the machine. A colored fella comes in to help me and reads and writes for me.

I went to basic training to fight in World War I. The war ended before I could go. There was also an incident. But anyway, here I am. I got mustard gassed like anyone.

I had a rendezvous with death, so if you see him ask him where the hey he is.

Yessir, I am glad to find a good Christian site on the machine. My colored fella uses the machine for me, and I don't know what else is on there. Pictures of gals on the make, maybe. Gals are OK.

I oftentimes wonder why we do not have an all-Christian army now. There may have been a few Jews in my day but not many. I think it is baloney to let just anyone in.

I have to go.

"Chopper" Nye

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! Welcome sir, and on behalf of every red-blooded True Christian™ American, I'd like to say THANK YOU and GOD BLESS YOU for your service to our country in defending us against the hun.

I'm sure you have many interesting stories to tell (and re-tell), so we're all looking forward to skimming through them.

Don't forget to take your meds.

[LyingDingDong]

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Praise Jesus! Welcome sir, and on behalf of every red-blooded True Christian™ American, I'd like to say THANK YOU and GOD BLESS YOU for your service to our country in defending us against the hun.

I'm sure you have many interesting stories to tell (and re-tell), so we're all looking forward to skimming through them.

Don't forget to take your meds.

Bull sh*t, if that was an atheist verteran you'd be calling him a liar. I would bet my beliefs that this man is a fraud.

If a "colored fella" wrote this, then he would definetley be able to correct this fraud's lingo and translate it into more modern terms.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

I would bet my beliefs that this man is a fraud.

So whoever won that bet would acquire your moldy, third-hand "beliefs"?

Thanks but no.

Yours in Him,
bab

[LyingDingDong]

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Dear Friend,



So whoever won that bet would acquire your moldy, third-hand "beliefs"?

Thanks but no.

Yours in Him,
bab

No. I would go the way of the bible and join your religion.

[Pfc. James Nye]

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Hello, LiteBrite.

Jesus did not go to yellow people places. Just white people places.

So I don't know if yellow people get to go to Heaven.

I'm not a preacher, just don't know.

I will say a prayer for you though, maybe your dry cleaners will do well. Jesus always came through for me in a pinch.

"Chopper" Nye.

[LyingDingDong]

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Hello, LiteBrite.

Jesus did not go to yellow people places. Just white people places.

So I don't know if yellow people get to go to Heaven.

I'm not a preacher, just don't know.

I will say a prayer for you though, maybe your dry cleaners will do well. Jesus always came through for me in a pinch.

"Chopper" Nye.

It's a sin to lie. I'll see you in H-E Double Hockey sticks. <--- That's for you Ezekiel.

[VictoryOS]

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If a "colored fella" wrote this, then he would definetley be able to correct this fraud's lingo and translate it into more modern terms.

Mr Nye has probably found a colored who knows his place. If only you could learn the same thing.

[LyingDingDong]

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Mr Nye has probably found a colored who knows his place. If only you could learn the same thing.

That doesn't argue my quote.

[WickedWitch]

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If a "colored fella" wrote this, then he would definetley be able to correct this fraud's lingo and translate it into more modern terms.

Mr Nye has probably found a colored who knows his place. If only you could learn the same thing.

That doesn't argue my quote.

Yes, it does. If said "colored fella" actually "knew his place", he wouldn't dare change his master's words, at the risk of a beating. And even if Mr. Nye didn't proofread what his "colored fella" said, a person who "knows their place" doesn't mix up words of their superior. It's a respect thing. Do you correct your teachers? Your boss? Not if you respect them, you don't.

[LyingDingDong]

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Yes, it does. If said "colored fella" actually "knew his place", he wouldn't dare change his master's words, at the risk of a beating. And even if Mr. Nye didn't proofread what his "colored fella" said, a person who "knows their place" doesn't mix up words of their superior. It's a respect thing. Do you correct your teachers? Your boss? Not if you respect them, you don't.

Your right, but that's too vague. I highly doubt that was VictoryOS's intention.

[VictoryOS]

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Your right, but that's too vague. I highly doubt that was VictoryOS's intention.

Actually, that's exactly what I meant. What on earth did you think I meant?

[LyingDingDong]

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Mr Nye has probably found a colored who knows his place. If only you could learn the same thing.

This was suppose to translate into...

Yes, it does. If said "colored fella" actually "knew his place", he wouldn't dare change his master's words, at the risk of a beating. And even if Mr. Nye didn't proofread what his "colored fella" said, a person who "knows their place" doesn't mix up words of their superior. It's a respect thing. Do you correct your teachers? Your boss? Not if you respect them, you don't.

this?

If that was your intention - it's funny because it's not - then why would you tell me that I should learn the same thing?

[VictoryOS]

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Friend, you've lost me. I have no idea what's rattling around in that big empty head of yours, but it's obvious not a coherent thought. I'll remember to pray for you to get off of the drugs.

[LyingDingDong]

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Friend, you've lost me. I have no idea what's rattling around in that big empty head of yours, but it's obvious not a coherent thought. I'll remember to pray for you to get off of the drugs.

Read what you said, then read my reply before this one; I'm sure you can follow it.