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  • Amazing Journey
    Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Hi hi hi there!

    This site is something else...I can viddy why my brat was so spoogy at reading it, though we had a good smeck about it afterwards. My droogs told me it was best not to join, but I have a rassoodock of my own, you see, so I ignored them.

    So here I am, yay!
    Mark 9:43-48
    ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Hi hi hi there!

    Originally posted by Amazing Journey View Post
    This site is something else...I can viddy why my brat was so spoogy at reading it, though we had a good smeck about it afterwards. My droogs told me it was best not to join, but I have a rassoodock of my own, you see, so I ignored them.

    So here I am, yay!
    Um, welcome? What language is that you're speaking there? It has a certain 'Hitchhiker's Guide/Clockwork Orange' flavor to it. Though less intelligent. Is it a darkie dialect?

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    • Amazing Journey
      Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Hi hi hi there!

      Tis a language some droogies and myself adopted when we discovered that our British language was less superior to anything else in the world. I can speak normally if you so wish
      Mark 9:43-48
      ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hi hi hi there!

        Originally posted by Amazing Journey View Post
        Tis a language some droogies and myself adopted when we discovered that our British language was less superior to anything else in the world. I can speak normally if you so wish
        That's okay, whatever makes you comfortable. I can speak Canadian, Godly American, Coronation Street and even retarded.

        But on to more important matters. How many soldiers for Christ have you sired and does your wife make a delicious cream pie? What is your favorite verse from the KJV and how has it influenced your life? How many guns do you own and what is your favorite prey? Which Republican do you support for President in 2012?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hi hi hi there!

          God only approves of American. If you are here to praise Him, speak so He can understand you. If you want to talk baby talk, go find an intellectually challenged baby.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Amazing Journey
            Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
            Under Investigation
            • Nov 2011
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Hi hi hi there!

            Brilliant! I have two sons already, and my wife is wife is expecting another one soon! Here's hoping it's a boy! My wife does make a wonderful cream pie, thankyou.
            Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
            Knowing that Jesus is always with me, I fear nothing!
            I did have three; Luger, AK 47 (they are cheap to get hold of here) and a hunting rifle. Unfortunatley, they were confiscated because the police are strict on non-Russians keeping firearms My favorite prey is Elk.
            I would like to see Andy Martin for President
            May I ask the same of you? (It's a good way to get to know people )
            Mark 9:43-48
            ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: Hi hi hi there!

              Originally posted by Amazing Journey View Post
              Brilliant! I have two sons already, and my wife is wife is expecting another one soon! Here's hoping it's a boy! My wife does make a wonderful cream pie, thankyou.
              Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
              Knowing that Jesus is always with me, I fear nothing!
              I did have three; Luger, AK 47 (they are cheap to get hold of here) and a hunting rifle. Unfortunatley, they were confiscated because the police are strict on non-Russians keeping firearms My favorite prey is Elk.
              I would like to see Andy Martin for President
              May I ask the same of you? (It's a good way to get to know people )
              I believe you are the first noob to inquire after me and mine. Well done! Completely unexpected.

              My wife has only managed to give me 3 sons out of 8 total offspring. I'm hoping for grandsons from the daughters. My wife's best pie is creamy indeed. My favorite verse has to be Exodus 22:20. It really sums it all up, yes? Even a retarded or a European can understand that. It's almost like George W said it! You're with us or you're against us!

              As for the guns I have, not many being in Canada. 4 .22s that the youngest use to hone their aim. A .270 which only I and my oldest son are allowed to touch, and 3 shotguns - 1 20 gauge bird gun and 2 12 gauge automatics. No handguns though, apparently they're 'dangerous' according to the government weenies. I'd love to see some criminal type with a wee little handgun try to intrude into this home where shotguns live.

              My favorite prey is whatever is nearest the muzzle of my rifle or shotgun. And Perry for President! In a perfect world it would be Sister Sarah Palin, but she apparently has a higher calling as a Fox pundit.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hi hi hi there!

                Originally posted by Amazing Journey View Post
                Brilliant! I have two sons already, and my wife is wife is expecting another one soon! Here's hoping it's a boy! My wife does make a wonderful cream pie, thankyou.
                Psalms 23:4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: For thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
                Knowing that Jesus is always with me, I fear nothing!
                I did have three; Luger, AK 47 (they are cheap to get hold of here) and a hunting rifle. Unfortunatley, they were confiscated because the police are strict on non-Russians keeping firearms My favorite prey is Elk.
                I would like to see Andy Martin for President
                May I ask the same of you? (It's a good way to get to know people )
                There are no elks in Godless Scotland and I happen to know for a fact that gun possession is illegal over there, on account of your communist government.

                Would you like to revise your story, friend? Because God hates a liar.

                Proverbs 6
                [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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