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  • toxicpaintball
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    No amger here..im laughing at this..its the funniest shit ive seen in a while..i just hate god..id punch baby jesus in the head and kill it if i could

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    Never gonna happen guy..how about you take that bible.and shove it up your ass? It might fit..since you love god so much dosemt that make you a homo? He is a man..i really hope you all die a horrible death 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 SATAN
    You seem somewhat agitated. Did you forget to take your meds?

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Hello friend and welcome to God's favorite forum.

    You did not make much of a introduction there, so you might want to start over by telling little about yourself.

    Tell us what church you go to, what is the best pie you make for your husband and so on. After all, Jesus made you come here for a reason.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    Lol this is funny..a bumch if bible banging retards loving somethimg thats not real..i think.your missimg somethimg in your life because you replace whatever it is with a made up god..and then pray to nothing hoping your shitty lives are better when you die..if your so worried then just kill yourselves and see what happens..F u c k ing die
    Ah when you finally know the Truth® you are going to feel such a fool for this silly persecution.

    But thanks anyway.

    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

    Isaiah 51:7 Hearken unto me, you that know righteousness, the people in whose heart is my law; fear you not the reproach of men, neither be you afraid of their revilings.

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  • toxicpaintball
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    Never gonna happen guy..how about you take that bible.and shove it up your ass? It might fit..since you love god so much dosemt that make you a homo? He is a man..i really hope you all die a horrible death 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 SATAN

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    Lol this is funny..a bumch if bible banging retards loving somethimg thats not real..i think.your missimg somethimg in your life because you replace whatever it is with a made up god..and then pray to nothing hoping your shitty lives are better when you die..if your so worried then just kill yourselves and see what happens..F u c k ing die
    Wow. Such anger. It must hurt to be in your head. Why don't you let baby Jesus cradle you in His tiny arms and let you cry away all your pain? I guarantee you'll feel better after.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    This has to be fake because i cant help but laugh..i wasnt sent here by jesus..i found this bullshit because of other oeople making fun of you retards..now answer my mother f u c k ing question is this serious or not
    I promise you that my dearest wish for you is that you read all of the Bible to read the word of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

    We are VERY serious,

    YiC

    Jack

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  • toxicpaintball
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    Lol this is funny..a bumch if bible banging retards loving somethimg thats not real..i think.your missimg somethimg in your life because you replace whatever it is with a made up god..and then pray to nothing hoping your shitty lives are better when you die..if your so worried then just kill yourselves and see what happens..F u c k ing die

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    This has to be fake because i cant help but laugh..i wasnt sent here by jesus..i found this bullshit because of other oeople making fun of you retards..now answer my mother f u c k ing question is this serious or not
    We are totally serious about the message of God to us in the Bible becoming spread to all people who would pervert it and twist it or say there is some other truth, yes.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    My fudge-packing days are over, friend, and your potty mouth is doing absolutely NOTHING to lure me back to that deathstyle.

    Now, instead of trying to shock us (YOU CAN'T!!!) how about telling us why Jesus sent you here today?

    YiC,

    Zech
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    Zech, you are quite right. When you read between the lines its clear that he knows something is missing from his life and he knows that what is missing is JESUS!!!

    Glory!

    Jack

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  • toxicpaintball
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    This has to be fake because i cant help but laugh..i wasnt sent here by jesus..i found this bullshit because of other oeople making fun of you retards..now answer my mother f u c k ing question is this serious or not

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    WTF..F U C K you..i dont have a bible verse..i was asking if this shit is serious or not..faggot
    My fudge-packing days are over, friend, and your potty mouth is doing absolutely NOTHING to lure me back to that deathstyle.

    Now, instead of trying to shock us (YOU CAN'T!!!) how about telling us why Jesus sent you here today?

    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    the next church i see ill be sure to take a nice piss on it and laugh...
    Make it a Catholic church and we can have a group piss.

    Then again, you're probably a gay and would be checking out my junk.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by ABCDEFGHIJK View Post
    Oh and you cant say F U C K..your all mad gay..DIE
    Hello friend, what's the BEST thing you love about Jesus and what have you done for Him today?

    YiC

    Jack

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  • toxicpaintball
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    WTF..F U C K you..i dont have a bible verse..i was asking if this shit is serious or not..faggot

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