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  • God Loves Japan
    Unsaved trash, pathetic chink-lover
    • Apr 2011
    • 2

    #1

    HELLO FELLOW CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

    Howdy,

    I must begin my comments with an expression of gratitude to our Christian Soldiers for their righteous fight against the Brown Devils (and that Osama bin Obama fella too) who would deny us freedom. Simply put, this last bastion of Reason and Logic with a proper Christian Edge will hopefully become my new sanctuary among the godless non-believers I deal with everyday.

    A bit about me: I am a former history teacher (having taught in both public as well as Christian schools) and currently do God's work at the local Wal-Mart (Store 4478 Represent!). I have been blessed with a wonderful wife and an awesome, but flawed, son. He is 20 years old and happens to have Asperger Syndrome (a form of demonic possession) that, try as we might, have been unable to purge from his body. But do not fear, his spirit stays strong for the daily Holy Water Boarding!

    I was raised in a loving Christian family and came to know Jesus as my personal savior before I was a teenager, a relationship that develop after a hard felt battle with a particular bad case of the flu. My doctors had nearly forced my parents to give me 'Anti-Biotics', but they saw through the doctors nefarious plan to give me mind controlling nanites, and after a harrowing three weeks of revelations, I had come to know God. Doctors under the sway of Satan have said that I suffered from brain damage due to my fever when I know, in my heart of hearts, that the burning I felt throughout my body was the Great Satan being purged from my body.

    Keep up the great work and may the Lord Bless this website.

    Three principles that I am currently trying to integrate into my life:
    1) How we treat other Christians defines how we are viewed by man - John 13:35
    2) We must actively transform our minds or we will, by default, conform to this world - Romans 12:1 & 2
    3) We should concentrate on what we know to be pure rather than think on what is not that bad - Philippians 4:8
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: HELLO FELLOW CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

    Greetings, GLJ!

    What church do you attend, and what do you consider to be the meaning of "Christian"?

    By the way, you have made a typo in your screen name. I believe you meant to type, "God Loathes Japan".

    Don't worry, a moderator can fix that for you.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Pastor Ed Lowman
      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
      Always kind and loving
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2011
      • 1838

      #3
      Re: HELLO FELLOW CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      By the way, you have made a typo in your screen name. I believe you meant to type, "God Loathes Japan".

      Don't worry, a moderator can fix that for you.
      Looks that way.

      I mean, who would intentionally seek out God's Favorite Forum of True Christians™ and yet declare God's supposed love for a nation that until 1993, sold women's worn panties in vending machines? Not many.

      Let's hope GLJ just made a typo, or more likely, was just being sarcastic.

      Pastor Ed

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: HELLO FELLOW CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

        So let me get this straight: You are a pathetic jap wannabe and God has cursed you with a retard son.

        Why are you here?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: HELLO FELLOW CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

          Welcome aboard, GLJ! In which city is Wal-Mart store 4478? Have you had any problems with those female Wal-Mart employees trying to sue your store of burn it down? I figure ever since they were denied the ability to move forward with their class-action suit, there's no telling how low they'll sink.
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