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  • Sister MayaValentine
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    • Feb 2008
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    #1

    Hi there!!

    How are y'all today? I'm Maya Valentine (there's supposed to be a space right there in my username, so it says Sister Maya Valentine instead of Sister MayaValentine, but I didn't have enough room, so...).
    I was just doing a random Google search (as I like to do in my spare time) and this little website of y'alls popped up, so I thought "heck, might as well sign up. I need somethin' to do when 'm bored!" So, here I am!

    In case y'all couldn't tell, I come from the south. Specifically Texas.


    Well, I can't think of anythin' else to say so I might as well just end this post.

    Bye bye now.
    Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the LORD do all these things.
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • May 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: Hi there!!

      Welcome Sister.
      Being here is a full-time proposition and not just something to do when you're bored!

      Are you prepared to give yourself to Jesus?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Hi there!!

          Originally posted by Sister MayaValentine View Post
          How are y'all today? I'm Maya Valentine (there's supposed to be a space right there in my username, so it says Sister Maya Valentine instead of Sister MayaValentine, but I didn't have enough room, so...).
          I was just doing a random Google search (as I like to do in my spare time) and this little website of y'alls popped up, so I thought "heck, might as well sign up. I need somethin' to do when 'm bored!" So, here I am!

          In case y'all couldn't tell, I come from the south. Specifically Texas.


          Well, I can't think of anythin' else to say so I might as well just end this post.

          Bye bye now.
          Please tell us about yourself. How old are you girl? Do you have your husband's permission to be in here posting? What church do you attend?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Sister MayaValentine
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              • Feb 2008
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              #4
              Re: Hi there!!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Please tell us about yourself. How old are you girl? Do you have your husband's permission to be in here posting? What church do you attend?
              I'm 18, single, and I don't attend a specific church at the moment (the only real Baptist church around here the pastor was lookin' at me funny and made me as uncomfortable as a 12 year-old at Michael Jackson's house).

              Welcome Sister.
              Being here is a full-time proposition and not just something to do when you're bored!

              Are you prepared to give yourself to Jesus?
              I can't see why not!
              Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the LORD do all these things.

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                • Sister MayaValentine
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                  • Feb 2008
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                  #5
                  Re: Hi there!!

                  Originally posted by Sister MayaValentine View Post
                  I'm 18, single, and I don't attend a specific church at the moment (the only real Baptist church around here the pastor was lookin' at me funny and made me as uncomfortable as a 12 year-old at Michael Jackson's house).
                  Maybe a 12 year-old is too old for MJ.
                  Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the LORD do all these things.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2026
                      • 15118
                      #6
                      Re: Hi there!!

                      Well, in that case you are most welcome here.
                      Our Congregation needs fresh young Women who are prepared to do their duty for The Lord.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: Hi there!!

                          I don't know. Do we have a mission planned to the magical forest? With all the evil spirits, it may not be worth the effort.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Sister MayaValentine
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                              #8
                              Re: Hi there!!

                              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                              Well, in that case you are most welcome here.
                              Our Congregation needs fresh young Women who are prepared to do their duty for The Lord.
                              Well, thank ya kindly!

                              I don't know. Do we have a mission planned to the magical forest? With all the evil spirits, it may not be worth the effort.
                              Are ya talkin' 'bout that little location thing I have? Don't worry, I just have a bet goin' on with my friend. If I can keep stuff like that on my profile without gettin' banned or "infraction points" for a month, then she'll clean my entire house, top to bottom spotless! Plus, do all of my grocery shoppin' (with HER money) for a week! Not a bad deal, if ya ask me.
                              Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the LORD do all these things.

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                                • Roberta
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                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 1817
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi there!!

                                  What kind of Sistah are you? Maya sounds like a wetback name.
                                  Come climb my mountains.

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                                    • Sister MayaValentine
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                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi there!!

                                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                      What kind of Sistah are you? Maya sounds like a wetback name.
                                      My grandma was from Madrid, Spain, she moved here and married a nice, Godfearin' white man (my grandpa) and started a family here in Texas.
                                      Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the LORD do all these things.

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                                        • Roberta
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                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 1817
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi there!!

                                          Most people from Madrid are white, too. Was tu abuela a sephardic jewess who managed to survive the Inquisition?
                                          Come climb my mountains.

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                                            • Sister Noddy
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                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 1843
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi there!!

                                              Originally posted by Sister MayaValentine View Post

                                              My grandma was from Madrid, Spain, she moved here and married a nice, Godfearin' white man (my grandpa) and started a family here in Texas.
                                              That's nice! Do you love JESUS, Miss Valentine? Come on, you know you want to!
                                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                                • Sister MayaValentine
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                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 7
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hi there!!

                                                  Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                                  Most people from Madrid are white, too...
                                                  What I meant was a Godfearin', white, American man!
                                                  Numbers 21:8 And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
                                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light and create darkness. I make peace and create evil. I the LORD do all these things.

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78556
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hi there!!

                                                      Originally posted by Sister MayaValentine View Post
                                                      What I meant was a Godfearin', white, American man!
                                                      Not until you renounce satan and stop worshiping demons, harlot.

                                                      No True Christian™ Man would have anything to do with you.
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Roberta
                                                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 1817
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hi there!!

                                                          Granny must have been a moor. That would explain why Cinco calls herself sistah and hangs out with Michael Jackson.

                                                          The pastor was obviously lusting over her big, black booty.
                                                          Last edited by Roberta; 02-25-2008, 09:47 AM. Reason: typo
                                                          Come climb my mountains.

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