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  • tonyburnside
    Unsaved trash, fag gamer
    • Nov 2011
    • 3

    #1

    PRASE HIM!

    Hi I am new here and I want to know how to love god and stay away from
    the soul stealer!


    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: PRASE HIM!

    Run along, queerboy. Tell your master satan that we aren't interested in homersexurality.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • tonyburnside
      Unsaved trash, fag gamer
      • Nov 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: PRASE HIM!

      O.k?


      Forgeting that cynical asshole I will be looking
      Forword to meeting all of you!
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: PRASE HIM!

        Originally posted by tonyburnside View Post
        O.k?


        Forgeting that cynical asshole I will be looking
        Forword to meeting all of you!
        The Department of Faith tells me you're one of those gamertards, who has been here under multiple other usernames. It says you are back to troll some more in your consistently dull and unimaginative way, a manner which not only fails to encourage interesting discussion, but actually serves as a non-prescription sleep aid comparable to Ambien.

        Are they right? Because I've been having trouble sleeping the last few nights. Too much Joy of the Lord, perhaps.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • tonyburnside
          Unsaved trash, fag gamer
          • Nov 2011
          • 3

          #5
          Re: PRASE HIM!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          The Department of Faith tells me you're one of those gamertards, who has been here under multiple other usernames, and is back to troll some more in your consistently dull and unmaginative way, a manner which not only fails to encourage interesting discussion, but actually serves as a non-prescription sleep aid comparable to Ambien.

          Are they right? Because I've been having trouble sleeping the last few nights. Too much Joy of the Lord, perhaps.
          Me? Dull? When all I hear you brainwash people talk about is hateing homos?

          I mean really?

          Who don't you hate?


          Gays,europe,gamer,other religion
          and sci?


          Well you are from the usa and that place is batshit crazy!
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: PRASE HIM!

            Originally posted by tonyburnside View Post
            Me? Dull? When all I hear you brainwash people talk about is hateing homos?

            I mean really?

            Who don't you hate?


            Gays,europe,gamer,other religion
            and sci?


            Well you are from the usa and that place is batshit crazy!
            Yup, gamertard, boring troll. As usual, the Department of Faith is correct.

            If you don't like the Bible, don't join Christian church discussion forums, God-hater. And enjoy Hell.

            Gnight.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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