Greetings LBC

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

My name is Albert Martin, and I am an officer in the Des Moines Police Department.

Lately, I've been hearing of some illegal activity going on (There is no such thing as "witch-hunting season" in state law, plus you have been vandalizing Catholic churches-and I am a Catholic. Additionally, one of you is undergoing prosecution for cruelty to animals, and you use anti-Semitism as your way to try to be free). My older brother, who is a Catholic priest, told me that.

So, just to let you know, if you break the law here, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED.

Saint Michael, pray for us!

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings LBC

You must be mistaken. There is nothing illegal going on here. This is just a friendly group of Jesus worshipping like minded individuals.

You will find no vandals here. If anything, it's the Catholics vandalizing their own churches, and blaming the Baptists for the transgression. And as for cruelty to animals, we have some pagans and wiccans here, but they're not members, they just come to shout about and perform animal sacrifice. Go after them, why dont'ya.

Justice will be served, it's true. Just don't expect your justice to come from secular courts. Jesus will be your final judge, and I hope you are prepared and understand what you need to do to save your soul. Being a Catholic doesn't bode well for you, but you have come here, and we are open to all who seek to know Jesus.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: Greetings LBC

My name is Albert Martin, and I am an officer in the Des Moines Police Department.

Lately, I've been hearing of some illegal activity going on (There is no such thing as "witch-hunting season" in state law, plus you have been vandalizing Catholic churches-and I am a Catholic. Additionally, one of you is undergoing prosecution for cruelty to animals, and you use anti-Semitism as your way to try to be free). My older brother, who is a Catholic priest, told me that.

So, just to let you know, if you break the law here, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED.

Saint Michael, pray for us!

Merry meet, thank you for joining! I'm wiccan and as i wrote to your brother i respect him and told him he doesnt have to leave..the members here are worst with me than with him because for them i'm a satanist even tho i personally dont beleive in Satan.

And THANK YOU for officially saying there is no witch / wiccan hunt!

Blessed be

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings LBC

I'm a satanist even tho i personally dont beleive in Satan.

How do you think Satan treats worshippers who only worship their lord half-assed? Better or worse than Jesus?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Greetings LBC

we have some pagans and wiccans here, but they're not members, they just come to shout about and perform animal sacrifice. Go after them, why dont'ya.

Hey hey....don't send the heat my way (they might actually catch me for something)

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Greetings LBC

Merry meet, thank you for joining! I'm wiccan and as i wrote to your brother i respect him and told him he doesnt have to leave..the members here are worst with me than with him because for them i'm a satanist even tho i personally dont beleive in Satan.

And THANK YOU for officially saying there is no witch / wiccan hunt!

Blessed be

Well, the devil's biggest lie post-Ascension is telling the world he doesn't exist.

You're from Quebec, so I trust there will be plenty of good Catholics set to turn you to Jesus...You have His brotherly spirit in your heart, and don't even know it!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Greetings LBC

You must be mistaken.

Yeah, he MUST be mistaken.
Any sensible Des Moines policeman know better than to interfere with Jesus will..
Your superiors will most likely want a word with you very soon about your career, Martin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings LBC

My name is Albert Martin, and I am an officer in the Des Moines Police Department.

Lately, I've been hearing of some illegal activity going on (There is no such thing as "witch-hunting season" in state law, plus you have been vandalizing Catholic churches-and I am a Catholic. Additionally, one of you is undergoing prosecution for cruelty to animals, and you use anti-Semitism as your way to try to be free). My older brother, who is a Catholic priest, told me that.

So, just to let you know, if you break the law here, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED.

Saint Michael, pray for us!

Pal, I wouldn't expect anyone to take you too seriously here with that kind of introduction. You are not anywhere near Freehold, so you have no jurisdiction here. The local sheriff is a True Christian™ like us, and he understands how to balance man's laws with God's laws.

Plus, you're a mary worshiping papist, so who cares what you think?

Deuteronomy 12:30 Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Greetings LBC

Yeah, he MUST be mistaken.
Any sensible Des Moines policeman know better than to interfere with Jesus will..
Your superiors will most likely want a word with you very soon about your career, Martin.

I'm not from Freehold...My department's job is to enforce the law, and preserve, protect, and defending the laws of Des Moines and Iowa.

I would like to talk to one of your law-abiding members soon. Maybe we could go to a Barnstormers af2 game later this year?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Greetings LBC

Pal, I wouldn't expect anyone to take you too seriously here with that kind of introduction. You are not anywhere near Freehold, so you have no jurisdiction here. The local sheriff is a True Christian™ like us, and he understands how to balance man's laws with God's laws.

Plus, you're a mary worshiping papist, so who cares what you think?

Deuteronomy 12:30 Take heed to thyself that thou be not snared by following them, after that they be destroyed from before thee; and that thou enquire not after their gods, saying, How did these nations serve their gods? even so will I do likewise.

Ezekiel, this "non-juristiction" thing only applies if you ran to Mexico or something like that. Are you familiar with our extradition process?

Or could a Des Moines officer not arrest the killers of, say, "2Pac" Shakur and Christopher "Notorious B.I.G." Wallace because the murders happened in Las Vegas and Los Angeles?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings LBC

I'm not from Freehold...My department's job is to enforce the law, and preserve, protect, and defending the laws of Des Moines and Iowa.

Why doesn't your department shut down some of those queer bars in downtown De Moines then? Is it any wonder that your city center is dying?

I would like to talk to one of your law-abiding members soon. Maybe we could go to a Barnstormers af2 game later this year?

True Christians™ to not associate with scum. That is Christ's order!

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: Greetings LBC

Well, the devil's biggest lie post-Ascension is telling the world he doesn't exist.

You're from Quebec, so I trust there will be plenty of good Catholics set to turn you to Jesus...You have His brotherly spirit in your heart, and don't even know it!

I beleive in god and the goddess, since you are catholic, i will put it this way, you can understand me..and i dont judge anybody..

We have the same exact god that created the world
Mary, Jesus mother, is as important to you than the goddess to me.
so it's like if Mary was my goddess.

But for me, the goddess, the odours in the nature is her smell, the nature is her face, the animals in the nature is her voice.

And yes there is a lot of catholics here in Quebec but less than before.
We have a lot of batists, anglicans, pentcostal (dunno if its well written in english, i'm french), wiccans, protestants, jehovah's witness, mormons and more...due to the immigration, new religions appeared here.

But i accept them all and pray that one day Wicca will be accepted as a serious religion.

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: Greetings LBC

Hello.

I don't think this fella is a real cop.

Real cops show you their stick. Can't wait to pull it out and wave it around.

It's easy to say you are something on the Internet. I could say I'm a beautiful gal, or a termite, or a little piece of moon pie.

I don't, because I respect the law.

I'm not moon pie. I'm a person.

"Chopper" Nye

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Greetings LBC

I beleive in god and the goddess, since you are catholic, i will put it this way, you can understand me..and i dont judge anybody..

Neither do I. I let the courts and jury do that.

We have the same exact god that created the world
Mary, Jesus mother, is as important to you than the goddess to me.
so it's like if Mary was my goddess.

She is no goddess (It would be a HUGE sin for any Catholic to see her as that). We simply see her as a model Christian, and a believer from the beginning, and ask her help and prayers so we can serve her Son better.

But for me, the goddess, the odours in the nature is her smell, the nature is her face, the animals in the nature is her voice.

These are all wonderful creations of God...Not gods themselves, though.

And yes there is a lot of catholics here in Quebec but less than before.
We have a lot of batists, anglicans, pentcostal (dunno if its well written in english, i'm french), wiccans, protestants, jehovah's witness, mormons and more...due to the immigration, new religions appeared here.

Well, some Quebecois choose to follow the faith of their homeland...God bless 'em!

But i accept them all and pray that one day Wicca will be accepted as a serious religion.

Oh yes, it is a serious religion. But Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life, and so I am loyal to His commands.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: Greetings LBC

Just want to say thank you for staying polite with me which don't happen often around here!

We have each our beliefs and it's good like that.

I respect the 10 commandments (don't remember how to spell it right in english sorry) and my wiccan law that says: an harm none do what ye will.

so i'm a pretty good girl even tho i'm not christian or catholic.

The only way to know i'm wiccan when somebody cross me is if i wear my pentagram..the same 5 pointed star i see on top of many catholic church.