[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life, and so I am loyal to His commands.

Well that will come as a surprise to your papist dog brother.

Where does Jesus command you to worship mary?

Where does Jesus say that priests cannot marry?

Where does Jesus command us to call a preist "father?"

[Pfc. James Nye]

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Don't Priestess Avalon snow you officer. Just the other day she was trying to peddle nudie pictures of her in the shower or some such. Toe porno.

I resisted because I am a war hero.

She should send them to me, I could resist even more. Then you can arrest her for transporting ladyparts across State lines. I can be a deputy. For America.

I may already be.

"Chopper" Nye

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Well that will come as a surprise to your papist dog brother.

Actually, so does he.

Where does Jesus command you to worship mary?

We don't worship her...We just see her as the model Christian, and ask for her support and prayers.

Oh, and why do you not capitalize her name? You capitalize Satan's, and I capitalize yours...do you see the mother of Jesus as less than human?

Where does Jesus say that priests cannot marry?

God calls different people to different states in life...My brother to the celibate state, and myself to the married state (Yes, I do have a wife and three children)

Where does Jesus command us to call a preist "father?"

1 Corinthans 4:15

"I became your father in Christ Jesus."

[Priestess Avalon]

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Don't Priestess Avalon snow you officer. Just the other day she was trying to peddle nudie pictures of her in the shower or some such. Toe porno.

I resisted because I am a war hero.

She should send them to me, I could resist even more. Then you can arrest her for transporting ladyparts across State lines. I can be a deputy. For America.

I may already be.

"Chopper" Nye

I wasnt it was sarcasm..because everybody said i dont wash because i'm wiccan..i said something like: what will it take to beleive me, a picture of me washing in the shower?

never said i was going to and i even added that i had too much dignity to ever do that!

[Born Again Bob]

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what will it take to beleive me, a picture of me washing in the shower?

Dear Officer,

Do you need any more evidence to have this woman extradited and locked up?

I am willing to be thoroughly interrogated by you on this (or any) matter.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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Dear Officer,

Do you need any more evidence to have this woman extradited and locked up?

I am willing to be thoroughly interrogated by you on this (or any) matter.

Yours in Him,
bab

I think we might need to do both of these together in a questioning session.

I'll be "good cop," you'll be "bad cop." Okay?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I have to say, "Offcr." is the weirdest abbreviation I've ever seen of the word "Officer". Most people tend to us "Ofc." if abbreviating it.

[JennyD]

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My name is Albert Martin, and I am an officer in the Des Moines Police Department.

Lately, I've been hearing of some illegal activity going on (There is no such thing as "witch-hunting season" in state law, plus you have been vandalizing Catholic churches-and I am a Catholic. Additionally, one of you is undergoing prosecution for cruelty to animals, and you use anti-Semitism as your way to try to be free). My older brother, who is a Catholic priest, told me that.

So, just to let you know, if you break the law here, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED.

Saint Michael, pray for us!

Hello, I see you're one of Mother Thomas Martian's worn-out altar boys.

We didn't spill the lube on the altar; you might wish to talk to Mother Martian about that.

Falsely writing that Landoverians have been vandalizing Catholic anti-Christian death cult worship centers is called libel. Since I'm sure you'd make an arrest if you had evidence, it's clear you do not. So, I do hope you have a good lawyer, and substantial personal savings. I'm sure your CO will be hearing from Landover's attorneys tomorrow, and I expect the City will not be pleased to hear that you are conducting yourself in such a manner while representing the City.

Witch-hunting season is local, not state-wide. Do you pretend to be knowledgeable about all laws local to the Freehold area? Are you also unaware of local slang? That is, do you know what Landoverians mean by "witch"?

As for the "animal cruelty" case . . . What is that, more libel? Or are you just one of those PETA freaks?

An open investigation is public knowledge; give us a link to a news story or other relevant information to prove your statement, if it's true.

Finally, I've seen no anti-Semitism here, and fail to see how it'd be a "way to be free"!

We don't worship her...We just see her as the model Christian, and ask for her support and prayers.

Tell me, "Officer" Martian, do you consider all model Christians to be "Queen of Heaven", or just Mary?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Tell me, "Officer" Martian, do you consider all model Christians to be "Queen of Heaven", or just Mary?

Is that what they call here!?! You know, I find a lot of things about all you Jesus-people absurd, but I think the Catholics take the cake with that one.

[SUV]

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Oh, I DO love a Man in Uniform!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be a CHRISTIAN Man in Uniform. Be gone, Sinner! You ain't no Mr Nice Guy.

Like your Brother the pervert priest and his minions - from Pope Eggs on down - we will "police" our own, here

[VictoryOS]

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Hello Officer. I'll admit cops make me a little nervous, but that's just a leftover from my younger days when I was in trouble a few times...

I have a couple questions for you. Are there any new leads in the Villisca axe murder case? And do you have any more of those Iowa Cubs baseball cards you were talking about?