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  • Riki Sparrow
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    • Feb 2008
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    #1

    Hello everybody!

    My name is Riki (<<< that's my REAL first name). I have a couple of friends on here already (well, Maya's a friend of mine, Lucy's more of an acquaintance, but we get along).

    Uhh... yea. Hi!!!
  • Riki Sparrow
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    • Feb 2008
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    #2
    Re: Hello everybody!

    Oh, I almost forgot:
    I'm 18, single, and I like Hello Kitty!

    Any questions?

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
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      #3
      Re: Hello everybody!

      Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
      My name is Riki (<<< that's my REAL first name). I have a couple of friends on here already (well, Maya's a friend of mine, Lucy's more of an acquaintance, but we get along).

      Uhh... yea. Hi!!!
      How old are you and what do you want?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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        • Nov 2007
        • 488

        #4
        Re: Hello everybody!

        Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
        and I like Hello Kitty!
        Ohhhh, you're one of those people.
        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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        • Riki Sparrow
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          • Feb 2008
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          #5
          Re: Hello everybody!

          Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
          Ohhhh, you're one of those people.
          What do you mean "one of those people"?

          How old are you and what do you want?
          Oh, I almost forgot:
          I'm 18, single, and I like Hello Kitty!

          Any questions?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello everybody!

            Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
            What do you mean "one of those people"?
            This is a Christian forum where we praise Jesus. We are not interested in chink cartoon characters.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Offcr. Albert Martin
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              • Feb 2008
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              #7
              Re: Hello everybody!

              Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
              My name is Riki (<<< that's my REAL first name). I have a couple of friends on here already (well, Maya's a friend of mine, Lucy's more of an acquaintance, but we get along).

              Uhh... yea. Hi!!!
              And you can be a friend of mine, if you obey the law and don't let their bigoted unjust influence get to your head!

              Say, would you like a pack of Iowa Cubs trading cards?
              Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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              • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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                • Nov 2007
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                #8
                Re: Hello everybody!

                Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
                What do you mean "one of those people"?
                Let's just say that there is a distinct correlation to a persons love for hello kitty and their lack of brain cells.
                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                • Riki Sparrow
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                  • Feb 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello everybody!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  This is a Christian forum where we praise Jesus. We are not interested in chink cartoon characters.
                  I just thought this site was interesting. It's nothing to get upset over, so just calm down a bit...

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello everybody!

                    Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
                    I just thought this site was interesting. It's nothing to get upset over, so just calm down a bit...
                    I am perfectly calm little girl.

                    And you are unwelcome here, unless you are interested in accepting Christ as your personal Savior.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Riki Sparrow
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                      • Feb 2008
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                      #11
                      Re: Hello everybody!

                      Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                      Let's just say that there is a distinct correlation to a persons love for hello kitty and their lack of brain cells.
                      I get A's and B's on my report card, I made a 93 on my ASVAB test, and (last time I checked) I have a 124 IQ. And all that happened AFTER I started liking Hello Kitty.

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                      • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
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                        • Nov 2007
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello everybody!

                        Originally posted by Riki Sparrow View Post
                        I get A's and B's on my report card, I made a 93 on my ASVAB test, and (last time I checked) I have a 124 IQ. And all that happened AFTER I started liking Hello Kitty.
                        Ya and I could say I'm Christ incarnate but that doesn't make it true.
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                        • Priestess Avalon
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                          • Feb 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: Hello everybody!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          How old are you and what do you want?
                          Is that a way to welcome newbies? sounds rude to me.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                            • Dec 2006
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello everybody!

                            Shut up, witch, and pray that Jesus doesn't strike you down.
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello everybody!

                              Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
                              Is that a way to welcome newbies? sounds rude to me.
                              What part of "UNsaved=UNwelcome" don't you understand?

                              "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

                              Are you calling Jesus rude??
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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