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  • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
    Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 177
    #1

    Hello everyone

    My name is Dr. Otto Bond Sr. I was born on July 24, 1932 and was saved in 1937. I've been thoroughly enjoying my time rebuking hell-bound communists here in Russia ever since. I am a Senior Pastor at the Russian division of the Landover Academy for the Truly Saved where we train up the children in the way they should go- with Democracy (version 2000, of course). I have been a Major Donor™ to Landover for many, many years. If you would look to the Major Donors directory, I am second from the bottom. With no contact with the United States other than with Landover Baptist Church, I have seen only the best and brightest. I hope to get to know you all very, very well. God Bless you with continued prosperity and spiritual zealousness.

    Yours in Christ,

    Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello everyone

      Welcome brother. I'm sure we're all interested in hearing the details about your various battles with the Godless communists. I pray for the complete destruction of Russia each and every day.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
          Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 177
          #3
          Re: Hello everyone

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I pray for the complete destruction of Russia each and every day.
          As you should, lad, as you should. I just hope the 767 that is sent to evacuate me when the bombs fall has better accomodations than the ones sent to transport me on various missions trips. When I ask for a trout-fishing pond on-board the jet, that's what I expect! Lord knows I give enough to buy several of those jets (as Jesus commanded).

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Hello everyone

              Praise, Dr. Otto! It's not often that we get communication from our major donors. They usually like to just give their money and not talk too much about it.

              Good luck in Soviet Russiastan. Is it a nice place to visit yet?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
                  Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 177
                  #5
                  Re: Hello everyone

                  I consider it an honor to be this close to Heaven and still in a physical body. While not busy outlining the Godly curriculum and carving holes in the wooden paddles we use here at Landover Academy, I am more than happy to see the results of my giving, manifested in your righteous ministries.

                  Russia is still occupied by communists, though you'll never get them to admit it. I'd not hold it against the United States if they declared a holy war right now. Praise!

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