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  • Pokemaster
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Hi guys

    I am 18 and I am from Czech Republic. I am a Christian, because my father(a pedophile) made me go to the church every Sunday.
    My favorite Bible verse is 1 Timothy 2:12.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Hi guys

    Originally posted by Pokemaster View Post
    I am 18 and I am from Czech Republic. I am a Christian, because my father(a pedophile) made me go to the church every Sunday.
    My favorite Bible verse is 1 Timothy 2:12.
    "Pokemaster"? Does that mean you're a highly-skilled sodomite?

    Are you sure your father isn't a Catholic? Baptists don't rape children.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Pokemaster
      Unsaved trash
      • Dec 2010
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Hi guys

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      "Pokemaster"? Does that mean you're a highly-skilled sodomite?

      Are you sure your father isn't a Catholic? Baptists don't rape children.
      Yes, probably a Catholic.

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Hi guys

        Hello pokemaster, a cautious welcome. Please don't steal anything during your time here. I understand gypsies consider theft to be a virtue - we, and God, disagree.

        Exodus 20:15
        Thou shalt not steal.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Hi guys

          Originally posted by Pokemaster View Post
          Yes, probably a Catholic.
          You don't know what kind of church you go to?

          Are you a retard or something?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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