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  • #16
    Re: Meet your newest member....

    Originally posted by Ramika View Post
    I do talk with my husband about it, but lately I have felt that he has not been as attentive as he has been in the past. He's working very long hours (he's a truck driver) and he's tired when he gets home.
    TRANSLATION:

    "I am currently in the process of justifying the adultery I plan to commit."
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    • #17
      Re: Meet your newest member....

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      TRANSLATION:

      "I am currently in the process of justifying the adultery I plan to commit."

      Good Morning Faith_Machine

      I am saddened that your first impression of me is that I'm an adulterous harlot. I have no intention of straying from my husband. I love him and I treasure our relationship.
      My registering with the Landover Baptist Church Forum was not premeditated. I had been looking for information about Christian Domestic Discipline. I entered "spank your wife for Christ"; the first result on google was for a site that appeared to be against DD so I didn't even bother clicking it. The second link is for the Landover Baptist Church forum.
      So you can see, it was Divine Intervention that brought me here, not an adulterous heart.

      Just last night as I was preparing a cheese ball for our bible study group my husband and I were discussing my posts for the day on the forum. When I was done with the cheese ball and had washed my hands we sat together at the computer and I read aloud to him the posts I made yesterday and those that were made to me.
      He is quite proud of me to have sought out a forum of True Christianswhere I can be safe in the fold of virtuous, like minded individuals.

      I'd love to chat more but we have a big day ahead of us. We're heading out of town to go see a carpenter about some wood. He's making table set for us and I'm very excited to go see how it's coming along.

      Yours in Prayer,

      Kimberly.
      1 Corinthians 14:34-35
      Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
      Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

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      • #18
        Re: Meet your newest member....

        You read to him the posts in which you bemoaned his inattentiveness and made it clear you were casting about for other men to discipline you in his place?

        Oh dear.

        I take it your BDSM fetish is in some way aided and abetted by his cuckolding fetish.

        I'm sure this all seems very exciting to both of you right now, but I can not say this more clearly: This is NOT a dating Web site!
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        • #19
          Re: Meet your newest member....

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Ramika?? What kind of a name is that? Certainly not a Christian one. Sounds like a jigaboo name from Detroit (though I guess it could be from Windsor). Are you one of those eskimoes from the ice pack? Why do you need a firm hand, are you too limp wristed?

          The right word is not Eskimo, that is so racist, the right word to use is Inuit!

          God do not love racist people! We should love and respect each other!

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          • #20
            Re: Meet your newest member....

            Originally posted by loveslayer View Post
            The right word is not Eskimo, that is so racist, the right word to use is Inuit!

            God do not love racist people! We should love and respect each other!
            I am an Eskimo. Do not presume to tell ME what I should be offended by. Right now I am offended by YOU. You have displeased me.

            'Inuit' is the word used by my heathen ancestors and I abhor it. I call myself an Eskimo for two reasons. To remind myself of my people's shameful non-Christian past and because that is what I am.

            You are the racist for coming to the defense of ME when I do not require it. Do you think I am a child who cannot defend herself?

            You have displeased me mightily and as a result I delayed preparation of my husband's meal to respond to you. I must now beg him to administer the appropriate discipline. I pray your time here is short, little man.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • #21
              Re: Meet your newest member....

              Originally posted by loveslayer View Post

              God do not love racist people! We should love and respect each other!
              Where does it say that we have to love drooling unsaved eskimo savages in the Holy Bible? Chapter and verse, please!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #22
                Re: Meet your newest member....

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                You read to him the posts in which you bemoaned his inattentiveness and made it clear you were casting about for other men to discipline you in his place?

                Oh dear.

                I take it your BDSM fetish is in some way aided and abetted by his cuckolding fetish.

                I'm sure this all seems very exciting to both of you right now, but I can not say this more clearly: This is NOT a dating Web site!
                Faith_Machine, it would appear that what you are suggesting is that I should hide my participation on this forum from my husband. I am astounded that someone who calls themselves a True Christian™ would even insinuate such a thing.
                My husband expects to know everything that I do and how I spend my time while he's at work, and I tell him everything.

                I would like you to please show me where I "made it clear" that I was "casting about for other men to discipline you in his place?"
                I respectfully disagree with that comment as there is no place where I have asked another man to step forward and speak with me. In fact I have stated outright on more than one occasion that I would NEVER stray from my husband. I have absolutely no desire to be of service to anyone but him. And this "cuckold" nonsense you post about, oh my goodness how do you even KNOW about that sort of thing???
                When I read that word I thought it had something to do with chickens and had no idea what you were referring to. But I soon discovered what it means and all I can say is that it is disgusting!!! I took vows before God promising to be true to my husband and for you to imply that I am committing adultery at all, let alone in front of him is repugnant!! You should be ashamed of yourself for sending a woman off on a goose chase trying to figure out all these sexual words you're throwing out here in a public forum!!!
                I simply introduced myself, stated how I found my way here to this blessed forum, and have answered questions as they are asked of me, here in the open forum. I'm wondering, have you tried googling the search criteria I gave above? If you do, you'll see for yourself that Landover Baptist Church is the second option to click...and I can assure you it didn't get there because of me. There is very clearly many others that came to this forum long before me that have posted about the same topic to get it so high on the search results.

                To be honest, I'm rather concerned that
                1) you would imply that I should be dishonest with my husband by omitting the fact that I am participating on this forum.
                2) You would suggest that I am even remotely involved in "BDSM" (which for the record I had to google, and was shocked by the things that go on in some peoples bedrooms!!) The fact that you even knew that such a thing existed is of great worry to me and I wonder how much time you spend discovering your bible as opposed to the amount of time you spend discovering deviant sexual behaviour!
                3) You seem to be oblivious or resistant to understanding the dynamics of a marriage and a household that follows the practice of Christian Domestic Discipline. I'm not sure why you find that so hard to accept considering there is a post on this forum that is 21 pages long! I think the other members who have this sort of marriage should rightfully be offended that you feel this is just some sort of deviant sexual behaviour rather than the man being the head of his household and his wife.
                In our household when there is discipline there is nothing sexual about it in any way.

                Honestly, with the knowledge of sexual deviancy and the implications that I should lie (by omission) to my husband make me concerned for your eternal salvation. I think rather than being concerned over what my intentions are here, you should be concerned about becoming reacquainted with your bible because it appears that your mind and possibly your soul are filled with deviant images of another mans wife. I'm not the sinner in this situation Faith_Machine.

                I weep for your soul,


                Kimberly.
                1 Corinthians 14:34-35
                Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

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                • #23
                  Re: Meet your newest member....

                  OK Kimberly, I think your explosion of defensiveness has made the picture a little bit clearer. What you're telling us is that your husband is totally obsessed with this cuckolding fetish of his, and you feel pressured by him into helping him live it out.

                  This is not an uncommon dynamic to see in a marriage when the husband has allowed his mind to become deranged by sex fantasies. You should encourage him to contact a Landover pastor to arrange for some couples counseling as soon as possible.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Meet your newest member....

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    OK Kimberly, I think your explosion of defensiveness has made the picture a little bit clearer. What you're telling us is that your husband is totally obsessed with this cuckolding fetish of his, and you feel pressured by him into helping him live it out.

                    This is not an uncommon dynamic to see in a marriage when the husband has allowed his mind to become deranged by sex fantasies. You should encourage him to contact a Landover pastor to arrange for some couples counseling as soon as possible.

                    You are entitled to your opinion. I respect that. It doesn't make you right, or righteous.
                    I still weep for your soul. What a black and barren place it must be to be filled with thoughts of "bdsm" and cockholding or whatever it was you called it.
                    Your husband must be ashamed to call you his wife.

                    Yours in prayer,

                    Kimberly.
                    1 Corinthians 14:34-35
                    Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                    Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Meet your newest member....

                      Originally posted by Ramika View Post
                      You are entitled to your opinion. I respect that. It doesn't make you right, or righteous.
                      I still weep for your soul. What a black and barren place it must be to be filled with thoughts of "bdsm" and cockholding or whatever it was you called it.
                      Your husband must be ashamed to call you his wife.

                      Yours in prayer,

                      Kimberly.

                      Kimberly, I'm an unmarried gentleman. Of course, I'm also a bride of Christ, but not in any kind of a gay way:

                      Revelation 19:7-9

                      King James Version (KJV)

                      7Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.

                      8And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.

                      9And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.
                      Ephesians 5:25-27

                      King James Version (KJV)

                      25Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;

                      26That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,

                      27That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Meet your newest member....

                        OOPSIE! The rainbow, the fluffy lamb combined with the name "Faith_Machine" I thought you were a woman named Faith.

                        Now I understand! You're a single man, knowledgeable in BDSM and cockholding who just happens to like rainbows and fluffy lambs and to be called Faith.

                        I do apologize for my error.

                        Yours in Prayer,

                        Kimberly.
                        1 Corinthians 14:34-35
                        Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                        Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Meet your newest member....

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Kimberly, I'm an unmarried gentleman. Of course, I'm also a bride of Christ, but not in any kind of a gay way:
                          You're a what?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Meet your newest member....

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            You're a what?
                            With all due respect Pastor Ezekiel, can you understand how I became confused by all of this??

                            Yours in Prayer,

                            Kimberly
                            1 Corinthians 14:34-35
                            Let your women keep silence in the churches.... And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                            Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Meet your newest member....

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              You're a what?
                              Pastor Zeke, if you'll refer to the scripture I quoted, I think you'll understand what I'm saying. It's my understanding that all Christians, both men and women, can be referred to as "brides of Christ," because we are part of His church, and He is married to His church.

                              If I'm mistaken about this, please correct me with all due firmness!
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                              • #30
                                Re: Meet your newest member....

                                Originally posted by Ramika View Post
                                OOPSIE! The rainbow, the fluffy lamb combined with the name "Faith_Machine" I thought you were a woman named Faith.

                                Now I understand! You're a single man, knowledgeable in BDSM and cockholding...
                                That's just the tip of the iceberg, Kimberly! Before I got saved, I was involved in things which make that stuff seem tame by comparison. The good news is that there is a way out. I'd be happy to speak with your husband personally if you feel he needs some convincing.
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