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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Why are these trolls never interesting?
    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    Hello,

    Beyondthesmegma/DJKeemstar/Harbinger/TheChief/VanguardOfTruth/We are Family/WeAreGimps/DefiantToTheEnd/HarbingerOfDestiny/ThePathetic!

    Welcome to GOD's favorite forum, for the eleventh time.
    Apparently, because they're all the same gamertard.

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  • Bob4God
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    Re: Hello

    Hello,

    Beyondthesmegma/DJKeemstar/Harbinger/TheChief/VanguardOfTruth/We are Family/WeAreGimps/DefiantToTheEnd/HarbingerOfDestiny/ThePathetic!

    Welcome to GOD's favorite forum, for the eleventh time.

    For somebody who says he's not asking for anything, you sure do keep registering a lot of accounts here.

    Maybe I can help you not ask for any more.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Hello

    Why are these trolls never interesting?

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  • Voll_EQ
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again.

    So shall I judge you because you judged me? I never asked for this.
    Ok Veeeeeeeery Sloooooooooooow

    Zechariah Smyth Judgeing you, useing the Bible.

    Are you with me so far???

    Now it is your turn, read the Bible and try and judge Zechariah Smyth

    Ofcourse as Zechariah Smyth is a True Christian ™, you wont be able to find a single line you can judge him from.

    But hes actualy dare you to read the Bible....... Do you dare? Or are you scared?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    I never asked for this.
    In fact, you did.

    You came to www.landoverbaptist.net.

    You chose to register for this Christian church's discussion forum.

    You then chose to continue whining on this forum.

    Yes, you did ask for this. The question in my mind, what did you think you were going to get?

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again.

    So shall I judge you because you judged me? I never asked for this.
    Better go back and re-read 1 Corinthians 2:15, young lady.



    See, I have a spiritual connection with Our Lord Jesus Christ, and you have an addiction to gay internet futa shoticon pornography. BIG difference.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth

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  • adamjensen
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Don't stop there, boy. Go ahead and read Matthew 7:2 (THE VERY NEXT VERSE).

    Oh, and try Leviticus 19:15, then John 7:24, and 1 Corinthians 2:15.

    I'll wait.



    See, I've READ the Bible. You gaming homos think you can Google your way to "winning the internets" but all you do is make yourself look foolish and secure an eternity of flames in the afterlife.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Matthew 7:2 For with what judgment you judge, you shall be judged: and with what measure you mete, it shall be measured to you again.

    So shall I judge you because you judged me? I never asked for this.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    Maybe it's time you stop judging some one that you do not know.

    Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that you be not judged.
    Maybe it's time you actually read a Bible:

    The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

    Lurk moar kkthxbai.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    Maybe it's time you stop judging some one that you do not know.

    Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that you be not judged.
    Don't stop there, boy. Go ahead and read Matthew 7:2 (THE VERY NEXT VERSE).

    Oh, and try Leviticus 19:15, then John 7:24, and 1 Corinthians 2:15.

    I'll wait.



    See, I've READ the Bible. You gaming homos think you can Google your way to "winning the internets" but all you do is make yourself look foolish and secure an eternity of flames in the afterlife.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • adamjensen
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Well, then maybe it's high time you got off your whiny ass and asked for something.

    (Matthew 7:7-8) "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."


    Ad don't ask for anything stupid like All Time Low tickets or black eyeliner or a Red Jumpsuit Apparatus t-shirt: ask for something useful like the Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ to enter you!
    Maybe it's time you stop judging some one that you do not know.

    Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that you be not judged.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    I never asked for this.
    Well, then maybe it's high time you got off your whiny ass and asked for something.

    (Matthew 7:7-8) "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened."


    Ad don't ask for anything stupid like All Time Low tickets or black eyeliner or a Red Jumpsuit Apparatus t-shirt: ask for something useful like the Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ to enter you!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Zaiger
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    Re: Hello

    I don't know what is going on here but i don't like it. Im afraid of what is happening and I am not sure why. Is it possible that some demon is possessing this homer and making him post like this?

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  • Voll_EQ
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    Re: Hello

    Can you please explain where in adamjensens post i said that ?

    i know i said it in a different post but not here? Can you PLEASE keep your self to one thread at the time?

    Beside i do belive theres still some un answered questions at your own intruduction post?

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  • Fi-Fi-oh
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
    Are you mocking me for beeing a denmarkian ?
    No, as a Christian i would never mock other people, i was just asking, as you said yourself:

    Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
    The main problem is all them denmarkians that act crazy like if they was still vikings.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by adamjensen View Post
    I never asked for this.
    Boring.

    /thread

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