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im hells little angel. im an atheist and think your all biggits. id like you to know that i am a patriod but dont think that that means i have to love jesus. i have dated two bisexuals and an italian which i know you hate and that my heros are richard dawkins, christopher hitchines (R.I.P (ironicly)), ghandi, jesus (yes i find jesus to be inspirational), buddha, carl saagan, ricky gervais, and MLK.
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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You seem to be confused, friend. We don't hate anybody here, least of all bisexuals or Dagos.Originally posted by hells little angel View Post
You mentioned Martin Luther King Jr., who once famously said,That is exactly how we feel about bisexuals, Italians, Democrats, New Agers, and even illiterate atheists such as yourself. We want you to be saved by Jesus so you can one day be in Heaven with us. We want this so badly that we are willing to suffer and die, or even make others suffer and die, in order to achieve this Godly goal.My brother is so wrong, I am willing to suffer and die to get him right.
That's how much we love you. Please don't use our love and devotion as a reason to defecate upon us.WARNING:
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I'll make a deal with you: if you can correct every mistake you've made in your OP in the next 15 minutes, I will send $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.Originally posted by hells little angel View Post
Hint: there are over 30.
Good luck!
Yours in Christ,
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No, you're a dimwitted little high-school tard who doesn't even know how to spell 'bigot', has never read the Bible, and will spend eternity in Hell due to your disbelief. John 3:18. <-- click hereOriginally posted by hells little angel View Post
Is a patriod anything like a hemmorhoid? Because you sure seem like a pain in the backside.id like you to know that i am a patriod but dont think that that means i have to love jesus.
Why should we care who your heroes are? You even spelled not one, not two, but three of their names wrong. Way to show them respect.i have dated two bisexuals and an italian which i know you hate and that my heros are richard dawkins, christopher hitchines (R.I.P (ironicly)), ghandi, jesus (yes i find jesus to be inspirational), buddha, carl saagan, ricky gervais, and MLK.
Imbecile.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Just because he's smart enough to be an atheist, that doesn't mean he's smart enough to know how to spell.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostWhy should we care who your heroes are? You even spelled not one, not two, but three of their names wrong. Way to show them respect.
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