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  • Ice Mistress
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    • Dec 2011
    • 23
    #1

    Well, hi!!

    Hi, everyone! I heard from a friend of mine that this is a good place to discuss religion and the one true God So I thought I'd check it out and now here I am. Btw, I'm a 26 year old woman, happily married and I'm from Canada.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: Well, hi!!

      Are you a True Christian? If so, how do you cope with living in the Soviet Republic of Canuckistan? If not, why are you here? Have you got your husband's permission to be posting here?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Ice Mistress
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          • Dec 2011
          • 23
          #3
          Re: Well, hi!!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Are you a True Christian?
          True Christian? I like to think so

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          If so, how do you cope with living in the Soviet Republic of Canuckistan?
          The only way I do is because it's nice and cold (I can't stand the heat!)

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Have you got your husband's permission to be posting here?
          I couldn't because he's away for the week.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: Well, hi!!

              Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
              I'm a 26 year old woman, happily married and I'm from Canada.
              So, "Mistress", isn't it high time that you End your extra-Marital affair?

              Quick! Before Pastor sees this!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: Well, hi!!

                  Welcome young lady, how many sons have you born on the ice throes for Jesus?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Ice Mistress
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                      • Dec 2011
                      • 23
                      #6
                      Re: Well, hi!!

                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      So, "Mistress", isn't it high time that you End your extra-Marital affair?

                      Quick! Before Pastor sees this!
                      Oh, I'm not having any affair, but I'll change it if it offends you..

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Welcome young lady, how many sons have you born on the ice throes for Jesus?
                      Four, for now. Jason, Luke, Mary and Jacob.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: Well, hi!!

                          Four affairs? The CHRIST! Just wait 'til Pastor gets here! Especially if he hasn't had any Christmas Eggnog yet today

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                            • Ice Mistress
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                              • Dec 2011
                              • 23
                              #8
                              Re: Well, hi!!

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              Four affairs? The CHRIST! Just wait 'til Pastor gets here! Especially if he hasn't had any Christmas Eggnog yet today
                              WHAT?! Where did I say that? I am not having four affairs... I have four children, all from my husband.

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                                • Zechariah Smyth
                                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 15251
                                  #9
                                  Re: Well, hi!!

                                  What's your favorite Bible verse? Where do you go to church? How do you prepare the seal pups your husband slaughters?

                                  Yours in Christ,

                                  Z. Smyth
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                                    • Ice Mistress
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                                      • Dec 2011
                                      • 23
                                      #10
                                      Re: Well, hi!!

                                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                      What's your favorite Bible verse?
                                      I don't really have one.. The entire bible is my favorite..

                                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                      Where do you go to church?
                                      Central Baptist Church, Edmonton, Canada.

                                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                      How do you prepare the seal pups your husband slaughters?
                                      My husband doesn't slaughter seals... He's a lawyer.

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                                        • Zechariah Smyth
                                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Feb 2011
                                          • 15251
                                          #11
                                          Re: Well, hi!!

                                          Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
                                          I don't really have one.. The entire bible is my favorite..

                                          Central Baptist Church, Edmonton, Canada.

                                          My husband doesn't slaughter seals... He's a lawyer.
                                          OK then, which Bible verse has most made you feel like snuggling up to Jesus today?

                                          Wait: a LAWYER? Is he a joo?

                                          Yours in Christ,

                                          Z. Smyth
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                                            • Ice Mistress
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                                              • Dec 2011
                                              • 23
                                              #12
                                              Re: Well, hi!!

                                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                              OK then, which Bible verse has most made you feel like snuggling up to Jesus today?
                                              Genesis 1:09

                                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                              Wait: a LAWYER? Is he a joo?
                                              No! In fact, he was the one who introduced me to Christ.

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                                                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 8337
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Well, hi!!

                                                  Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
                                                  Genesis 1:09



                                                  No! In fact, he was the one who introduced me to Christ.
                                                  How does your husband keep you on the straight and narrow? How often are you tempted by Satan to disobey him?
                                                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                    • Ice Mistress
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                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                      • 23
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Well, hi!!

                                                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                      How does your husband keep you on the straight and narrow? How often are you tempted by Satan to disobey him?
                                                      He doesn't I'm never tempted to, as I'm very happy in my marriage.

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                                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2011
                                                          • 23775
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Well, hi!!

                                                          Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
                                                          No! In fact, he was the one who introduced me to Christ.
                                                          And yet you come to a forum without his permission? Sneaking on while he's away? Is your father there at least to watch over you and to give you purpose or are you all alone? What kind of True Christian would leave his wife alone to wander through the internets without a man to guide her?
                                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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