
well theys was only one time I ever tested the rug, and that was when I dropped my open-face mayonnaise sandwich on the corbin bersen floor! they always seem to land face down, ya cotton? well, anyhow, i bent down and licked that mayo offn the rug, and hoowee, it didn't taste none too good on account of all the used kitty litter what was mingled with the carpet fibers?

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