[Bob4God]

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No man will ever know the pain of childbirth, the stress of abusive husbands, subservient lifestyles imposed upon them from birth in faiths such as this one.

Well that's big talk for a gay boy like you.

Since about 98 percent of all gay relationships are abusive and violent, I would say quite a few men know the pain of an abusive husband, especially since all the queers are getting married now.

And since gay marriage is just a sick bastardization of real marriage, I would say a lot of men are being forced into subservient, slave-boy roles by their big leather daddy husbands, so again, men now know the pain of subservience.

But it's their own fault for being disgusting gay boys like you who want to play the role of a woman in society.

This is why GOD says we should stone you people to death.

If we did, none of this twisted stuff would have befallen our great nation.

[Lucidity]

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It's a true shame that there are men like you patrolling our streets for our safety.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Also, women are people too, not objects, nor even servants to man. They are equal. No man will ever know the pain of childbirth, the stress of abusive husbands, subservient lifestyles imposed upon them from birth in faiths such as this one. Racist, sexist, biased in so many ways.

I feel nothing but sorrow for you, and regret that I cannot help you, nor even begin to.

I tell you what, I get sick and tired of bleeding-heart liberals saying men will never know the agony of childbearing.

Two weeks ago I ate a double-stuffed, triple-layer chili burrito with extra onions from a convenience store, and within the next three hours I was experiencing gas cramps that could down an elephant.

It was over lunch break, and I still had the rest of the work day to complete before I could go home.

I spent all day in the sheriff's office wincing, gritting my teeth and straining.

My deputy even noticed that my face was sweaty and the veins in my forehead were bulging out.

I was more bloated than a dead dog in August, but you know what? I didn't cry about it, and I didn't insist that I was superior to anybody just because I was enduring extreme pain and still carrying out my duties despite it.

So don't give me any lines about not knowing the pain of childbirth, because for 6 hours I was pregnant with a burrito that wouldn't stop kicking.

[Lucidity]

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I look forward to it Youth Pastor. By the way, is that the same sort of language you use when speaking with children?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

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*SECULAR SOAPBOX SOBBING REMOVED*

Then you can expect an eternity of thrashing in fire, while your hiney is used as a pincushion for every buck demon that can pile in behind you. Begone from us, Sodomite!

[Lucidity]

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So yet again, I am in fact a male. Lucidity is a word in the English language, not Lucy Dity or any other form of it you somehow get from it. It is a word.
By all means, brainwash your children, teach them to follow blindly a faith they have no understanding of, before they are old enough to form their own opinions. It is not my place to tell you how to parent.

I will in fact spend my life with my soul-mate, whether that be male or female, because I have yet to see solid evidence of Hell's existence, and yet again, if it is the case that Hell exists, and God is such a spiteful fellow that He will send me there based on sexual preference, then I would rather spend eternity in agonizing pain than the sweet bliss of ignorance, hatred, and single-minded delusions offered by your version of God.
Did I say your version? Indeed I did, because there are many, many different faiths in this world, all of which claim to hold the true path to salvation and the true representation of God, Jesus Christ, or any other saint, deity, and everything in between.

Also, again, if you can't see me as a human being due to my personal choices, then so be it. I can't change your mind, I won't try to. I came here in all honesty in hope of a religious community that is accepting and willing to help, and have found nothing but hatred, anger, fear, and mind-numbing narcissism. I truly hate to be so blunt, but from what I've seen you represent Baptists as self-centered, brainwashed, cultists who cannot see beyond what the bible says. There is a world out there, your life is your own, not Gods, I hope someday you can bring yourself to take responsibility for your own actions and realize how terrible these hate crimes are. I hope this for your sakes, and your children's sakes.

Also, women are people too, not objects, nor even servants to man. They are equal. No man will ever know the pain of childbirth, the stress of abusive husbands, subservient lifestyles imposed upon them from birth in faiths such as this one. Racist, sexist, biased in so many ways.

I feel nothing but sorrow for you, and regret that I cannot help you, nor even begin to.

[James Hutchins]

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Ideas. Stop having them. Listen to what the Lord tells you to think.

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

2 Corinthians 2:17 For we are not as many, which corrupt the word of God: but as of sincerity, but as of God, in the sight of God speak we in Christ.

Absolutely. God would not of had all the effort put into making a Perfect Book(c) if he wanted us to just think all willy nilly for ourselves.

[Redeemed Papist]

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It claims to be a male...... Maybe a shemale idunno.

Well i never said it was bibical to put a hand in boiling water, however i do think it might work, like the collars you can have for dogs with water or electricity, after a while the dogh understand that barking = wet, here i think the brain will think= Gaystuff= pain ??? Just a idea

Ideas. Stop having them. Listen to what the Lord tells you to think.

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

2 Corinthians 2:17 For we are not as many, which corrupt the word of God: but as of sincerity, but as of God, in the sight of God speak we in Christ.

[tomasespensen]

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And once again, Landover True Christian™ researchers are one step ahead:



Results to follow.

Wich one is the researcher?

[Didymus Much]

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...i think the brain will think= Gaystuff= pain ??? Just a idea

And once again, Landover True Christian(tm) researchers are one step ahead:



Results to follow.

[tomasespensen]

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It claims to be a male...... Maybe a shemale idunno.

Well i never said it was bibical to put a hand in boiling water, however i do think it might work, like the collars you can have for dogs with water or electricity, after a while the dogh understand that barking = wet, here i think the brain will think= Gaystuff= pain ??? Just a idea

[James Hutchins]

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lucidity |-ˈsɪdɪti|noun, • showing or having the ability to think clearly, especially in intervals between periods of confusion or insanity: he has a few lucid moments every now and then.

I am here to see with eyes unclouded, by hatred. You, on the other hand, are nothing if not hatred. Boiling water, hell, accusations, and repentance? I am very, very sad that ideals so barbaric still exist in this enlightened civilization. It is people like you, good sirs, who cause global strife, famine, and disaster, not God. If there were a God he would have struck down your kind eons ago, can you not see how backwards what you preach is? The bible has wonderful morals in it, but that's what they are, morals, not laws to live by to the letter!

So no, I will not read ancient lore in order cleanse my soul of impurities, I will not stick my hand in boiling water whenever I have a loving thought about my boyfriend, and if I am going to hell, then so be it. I won't pretend to know whether hell exists or not, but if it does then I would embrace it with the touch of a lover in favor of spending eternity with a god who would send an honest person to such a place based entirely on sexual preference.

If I'm to be banned for speaking my mind, then consider the following; freedom of speech is America's defining right extended to all of its citizens. If you do believe in and uphold the American way as much as you claim to, then you of course will know about this. That puts us in a moral dilemma, since I am not trolling, simply offering my opinion in the hopes that someone sensible will realize the hate crimes you commit here.

Finally, as much as I appreciate the morals taught by religious documents, I have one I adhere to and live by as best I can, that I think maybe you should give a try sometime.

Kindness is its own reward.

My kindness in posting this is trying to provide you a light by which you can see how you commit heinous crimes toward anybody you consider 'unfit' and 'inferior' and then use religion as an excuse to do so, justifying yourselves with obscure verse out of ancient text, written by multiple different authors, over a time period of decades, and used by various organizations to deceive, rule, and start wars with.

I know you will respond with utmost vehemence, but these are ideas that you will remember, whether you admit to it or not, and no amount of 'cleansing' or 'praying' will remove them from your mind, and one day, I hope that you will see what you've done, what you are doing, to yourselves and those around you.

Welcome friend. I'll keep this short as I know you females have a limited attention span unless something is sparklely.

I can tell you this. God created everything. When he was done, hHe created women. Read the Bible, keep quiet, do what your husband commands, keep the house clean and always have hot pie waiting for all menfolk.

[Humongous]

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well, basically Hi, Luci Dity.
you need to get right with Christ, and know that they aint no room in Heaven for no corbin bernsen furries!

He is risen,
Lori H.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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My kindness in posting this is trying to provide you a light by which you can see blah blah blah

Hello Lucy! Nice to meet you here in the friendliest forum on the internet! I do apologize for not reading the rest of your post but my eyes started to glaze over and I felt terribly sleepy and forced myself to wake up by sticking my nose in my hot coffee. I have children to tend to and I can't do that sleeping at my kitchen table now can I. Who would supervise their Bible study? Children can be quite unruly until they accept Jesus into their hearts you know. Anyway, where was I?

Oh yes, this part caught my eye because I thought for a brief moment when you started talking about a light to see that maybe you'd talk about our LORD and Savior, Christ the Jesus, the Redeemer of Mankind, HALLELUJAH!

John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

You do not have the light, friend, only Jesus does.

John 12:46 I am come a light into the world, that whosoever believeth on me should not abide in darkness.

You, my dear deluded, duped friend, are living in darkness.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

An abomination, friend. Your hideous behavior makes our LORD cringe, and for good reason. It's very icky.

I worry for your eternal soul, friend.

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

I'm afraid that while you're here on earth for a short time, making deep intimate friendships with others, finding lovers and what you might think of as a soul-mate, finding that one person who knows you and loves you for who you are, not for what you do, that one person who loves you and would do anything for you, that one person who would make life joyful even in the depths of suffering, that one person will lead you to Hell for evermore. Is this what you want, friend? A life of perfect companionship, intimate love, true respect?

No, you don't really want these things. You want eternity with God where you can praise His Holy Name for ever and ever! Throw off the shackles of your own personal lifestyle and instead embrace Jesus in a tender, loving embrace!

[Redeemed Papist]

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By the way, the sticking your hand in boiling water thing is not Biblical. Not everyone who posts is a True Christian and that person is on the short bus to Hell as you can see.

However, you really need to work on not fornicating.
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