X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    replied
    Re: Greetings

    I suppose the ban on the huffing petrol has been difficult on you antipodeans.

    So much so that you are resorting to the hard drugs like marihuana and poisonous mushrooms.

    Leave a comment:


  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    replied
    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by Annointed View Post
    Do you annoint yourselves with oil, as Jesus instructed?
    Chapter and verse, please.

    And if you can't find Jesus instructing Christians to anoint themselves with oil, you will be banned.

    Thank you.

    Leave a comment:


  • VictoryOS
    replied
    Re: Greetings

    Can you prove with Scripture that your hippie drugs are "ok"?

    Leave a comment:


  • Annointed
    replied
    Re: Greetings

    Yes, Manna, which is Magic Mushrooms.

    You don't take the sacraments? Do you annoint yourselves with oil, as Jesus instructed?

    Leave a comment:


  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    replied
    Re: Greetings

    Come back when you learn how to spell "anoint" and when you stop being a druggie and start getting high on God.

    Leave a comment:


  • Pastor Ezekiel
    replied
    Re: Greetings

    Magic mushrooms?

    Pal, I don't think you have much of a future here. This is a Christian forum. We don't take the drugs.

    Leave a comment:


  • Annointed
    started a topic Greetings

    Greetings

    Hey everyone,

    My intro:

    I don't go to any church, all the ones I have attended are false.

    My favourite bible verse is Numbers 11:6

    "But now our soul [is] dried away: [there is] nothing at all, beside this manna, [before] our eyes."

    I found Jesus by personally experiencing his crucifixion, via a God given series of visions. That was after God took me to Eden, to explain to me about my divine mission on earth, and how the world would be cleansed again via a great war against sin. Look over your shoulder, dark forces are everywhere!

    Of course it wasn't until I experienced the Holy sacraments of Manna (magic mushrooms - as described by the bible), and Chrism (Cannabis) that my soul was truely tested, and I became pure of soul, Annointed.

    God doesnt speak to me directly to me anymore, but my divine mission, to call out demons amongst us continues.

    Christ means annointed. I am not sure, are baptists annointed?

    Reading the bible is very popular in mental hospitals, I think because the dark forces like to keep the annointed locked up. The only cure is for everyone to consume the holy sacraments, so they can see for themselves!

    Blessed is the Heavenly Kingdom!
Working...