[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello! I'm John

That it is, John. That it is. Welcome, were glad to have you here.

Excuse me. "We"?

You are not a True Christian(tm), you are Unsaved Trash.

Do you mean that "all the Unsaved Trash, trolls, and poorly-executed fake Catholics welcome him?

Why would he want to be welcomed by a scumbag troll like you?

Get bent.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello! I'm John

This "John" had better not be looking for dirty favors from me. I am NOT that kind of woman, and also I'm happily married to a strong and wise Christian man.

It disgusts me when a pervert looks at my private places with that foul look in his eyes.

[SUV]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Once again, sadly, I see, it's really all about the time I won that Shower with Jesus contest

People shouldn't live in stone houses!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello! I'm John

I am not a sinner!

I know there are A LOT of sinners in Sweden but i work hard every day to make people see the light, warmth and love of our LORD and SAVIOR Jesus Christ!

"John" is a common American term for a man looking for a prostitute. The concern is that you may consider some of the Godly women here at Landover to be whores and slyly chose that name as some kind of sick joke.

I pray that is not true.



(1 Corinthians 6:18) "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[StrikeDownUponThee]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Don't play stupid sinner it makes Jesus angry.

I am not a sinner!

I know there are A LOT of sinners in Sweden but i work hard every day to make people see the light, warmth and love of our LORD and SAVIOR Jesus Christ!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Don't play stupid sinner it makes Jesus angry.

What do you mean by that?

[StrikeDownUponThee]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Be Careful, Sister Victory. A "John" on our Godly board....

Now what do you suppose he might be looking for?

What do you mean by that?

[SUV]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Be Careful, Sister Victory. A "John" on our Godly board....

Now what do you suppose he might be looking for?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Catholics worship a woman. That should go a long way in explaining why they're always so confused.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Why would a Catholic such as yourself be interested in talking about Christianity?

Why would a Catholic know nothing about being a Catholic?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello! I'm John

I can't tell if you're excited by that promise or not...

Regardless, I was thinking more along the lines of merely setting up an environment where people can speak freely about their involvement with Christianity.

Why would a Catholic such as yourself be interested in talking about Christianity?

[StrikeDownUponThee]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Hello John!

Don't you think it's disgusting the way that negro actor totally misquoted Ezekiel? Maybe if he hadn't spent his whole life dealing drugs and stealing pies and raping white women he would've found more time to study the Bible.

Anyway: where do you go to church? What the most awesomest thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has done for you in the last 24 hours? We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I live in Sweden so i go to the Elim Church in Stockholm!

The mose awesome thing Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has been to bless me so that i get to spend another day loving our Lord!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Then go and set one up.

John,
careful scrutiny will show you that the Bishop represents nobody but the inside of his head.
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[Bishop Vinny Martini]

Re: Hello! I'm John

Really? You're planning to use this forum as a platform to promote Catholicism?

I can't tell if you're excited by that promise or not...

Regardless, I was thinking more along the lines of merely setting up an environment where people can speak freely about their involvement with Christianity.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello! I'm John

That it is, John. That it is. Welcome, were glad to have you here. That's a fantastic chapter. I'm telling all the new guys and gals about the weekly religious meeting thread that I'm planning to start leading in here on Sundays. We'd love it if you came through. Remember, the fellas around here can get mouthy but they never mean anything mean by it.

Really? You're planning to use this forum as a platform to promote Catholicism?

Just how much Jameson's have you had to drink today, Padre?