Hello!

[Twisty Shat]

I was told about this site by my brother, Twitchy Crat. I am really hoping to get in close with you guys.


My church i go to is New Hope Baptist Church.

My favorite bible verse is:
-Hebrews 4:12-
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

And how i came to find god:
In the beginning years of my life i went to church as often as i could, and i was saved very early on then my life continued as a christian, very strongly
after my first year of middle school, i thought all the stuff they were teaching me went against my beliefs. So I made my mom home school me. At that time in my life, we lived in this neighborhood, and we had neighbors that were muslims, me and my brother would have the best of times throwing rocks at their windows, and scratching their cheap car.

so my life has gone on the same way. since then i have gotten married and had a daughter, i normally discipline my wife and my daughter with the rod.

Yours in Christ,
Twisty Shat

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello!

A cautious hello to you.

"Shat" sounds like the past-tense of a very nasty word.

Also, I've never heard of any kid making their parents home-school them. Usually it's the other way around.

You wouldn't come here and lie to us, would you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

I was told about this site by my brother, Twitchy Crat. I am really hoping to get in close with you guys.


My church i go to is New Hope Baptist Church.

My favorite bible verse is:
-Hebrews 4:12-
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

And how i came to find god:
In the beginning years of my life i went to church as often as i could, and i was saved very early on then my life continued as a christian, very strongly
after my first year of middle school, i thought all the stuff they were teaching me went against my beliefs. So I made my mom home school me. At that time in my life, we lived in this neighborhood, and we had neighbors that were muslims, me and my brother would have the best of times throwing rocks at their windows, and scratching their cheap car.

so my life has gone on the same way. since then i have gotten married and had a daughter, i normally discipline my wife and my daughter with the rod.

Yours in Christ,
Twisty Shat

Why do you and your brother have different last names? I pray it isn't because your mother is a whore who sleeps around and has children with multiple fathers.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello!

Why do you and your brother have different last names? I pray it isn't because your mother is a whore who sleeps around and has children with multiple fathers.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I think this might be one of those deals, like with Koreans and such, where the family name comes first, and the second name is actually their "first" name.

If we're dealing with a couple of Koreans, I sure hope all our cats and dogs have been accounted for.