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I have looked everywhere, I still can't seem to find god.
Please help.
Please help.
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Re: How do I find god.
Is this what passes for an introduction in your tribe?Originally posted by Phil MCrevis View Post
Please tell us about yourself, your church, and where you have been searching for God.
I've found Him. I speak to Him every day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I find god.
Did you look in the Bible?
(John 1:1) "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: How do I find god.
I have visited various different churches around me.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostIs this what passes for an introduction in your tribe?
Please tell us about yourself, your church, and where you have been searching for God.
I've found Him. I speak to Him every day.
I still haven't found god.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: How do I find god.
You have exactly 5 minutes to post a proper introduction. Otherwise, we'll have to ask you to leave.Originally posted by Phil MCrevis View Post
Unsaved NOT welcome.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I find god.
It's easy:
- Open Bible
- Read Bible
- stop trolling church forums where people come to praise God's Holy Name
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How do I find god.
I struggle to understand this.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Which version of the Word do you mean?
Also, I do not appreciate being thrown out on the basis of 'forum troll' when I beleive that you good people may save me.
I know that I am a corrupt being at the age of 19 without having found faith.
Save Me.
Phil.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: How do I find god.
Please read my sermon on the subject of how to tell which version of the Bible is the one TRUE Word of God.
I'm still waitng for a proper introduction, kid.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Are you a retard? The 1611 KJV Bible of course. All others are PERversions.Originally posted by Phil MCrevis View Post
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Re: How do I find god.
Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostPlease read my sermon on the subject of how to tell which version of the Bible is the one TRUE Word of God.
I'm still waitng for a proper introduction, kid.
Thank you for the thread, I will read it soon.
I also do not like being talked to in deragatory manners due to my partial mental retardense - oh holy one.
I was bullied at school for the same reason.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: How do I find god.
Yeah rightOriginally posted by Phil MCrevis View PostThank you for the thread, I will read it soon.
I also do not like being talked to in deragatory manners due to my partial mental retardense - oh holy one. I was bullied at school for the same reason. Your name fools no one, is that supposed to be funny?
Phil Mcrevis? Nice one God-mocker, have you met Fredrick fits-gerald?Comment
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Re: How do I find god.
Eww!Originally posted by Phil MCrevis View PostThank you for the thread, I will read it soon.
I also do not like being talked to in deragatory manners due to my partial mental retardense - oh holy one. I was bullied at school for the same reason.
You're a retarded?
God hates those!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I find god.
My name was to humour you good people. I'm sorry you don't appreciate it.Originally posted by Bible Thumping Billy View PostYeah right Your name fools no one, is that supposed to be funny?
Phil Mcrevis? Nice one God-mocker, have you met Fredrick fits-gerald?
Who's Fredrick?Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: How do I find god.
2 Timothy 3:13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.Originally posted by tom petrelli View Post
I don't find your sense of humor funny here, deception is evil, when you are here before God's favorite forum, do NOT deceive us, and do not be a mocker.Comment
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Re: How do I find god.
When we understand God’s hatred of sin, we can better appreciate His love for sinners.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Romans 13:8 Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.Comment
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