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  • #1

    Hello Brothers and Sisters

    I hope you're all doing well with the help of our savior Jesus Christ.

    I'm here in search for salvation and some guidance. I have not lost my faith but Life has been making very hard. I don't attend to any church because there aren't any where I live. I've tried to reach one of yours once but the State Police caught me and I've spent 7 months in one your prisons where i came to know some brothers who helped me to restore some faith.

    I do not want to burn in Hell. In fact, I do not want to burn at all.

    I don't own a Bible. I can't buy one. I can't ask for one. All of my friends are atheists, agnostics or simply poor guys like me. Where can i download a copy of the Holy Word, brothers?

    Sometimes I feel a chill on the back of my neck. Some say it's the wind, I say it's Jesus whispering. It's on those times that my Faith reaches it's higher values. I feel One with God.

    I had a son who died on a car accident. That took my Faith away for while but Jesus helped me even when I didn't want His help. I know now that my son deserved to die. He was an atheist and tried to talk me down several times. Some of His friends made fun of my Faith so I had to react. What would you do? They'll burn in Hell but they should burn in Earth too.

    I hope I'll learn something more with you.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

    Welcome! Here is a link to the KJV http://biblia.com/books/kjv1900/Ge

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

      You can read the Holy Bible online on the computer you're using now. Then perhaps the Lord will heal you of whatever juvenile affliction inspires you to troll real church forums.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

        The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

        Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

          Welcome, Caesar!

          I imagine you were forced to perform homosexual acts in jail just to survive. Why don't you unburden yourself and tell us all about it? Don't leave anything out, as I feel it's important for you to be cleansed and put those ugly experiences behind you.
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