[James Hutchins]

Re: Here I am

SOPA din't pass. You don't even know what's happening in your country.
Real reason: "Pictures demonstrating how stupid religion is."

It did in Landover son.

We do not believe in being dishonest. Had you created images on your own and were capable of providing the copyrights and provided the requisite paper work to Miss Cookie in the Church office, that would be a different matter entirely. On top of that, bandwidth costs money.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Here I am

Who wants to guess if this is really the last time he's leaving...

[EUSOUDEUS]

Re: Here I am

lol. this forum is funny. thank you all for the big laughs.
never thought I could find so many crazy people in one place that isn't a mental institution.

But I must return to normal people world now.

Bye


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SOPA din't pass. You don't even know what's happening in your country.
Real reason: "Pictures demonstrating how stupid religion is."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Here I am



Enjoy Hell!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Here I am

Friend, be sure to send me a PM when you are in Hell to remind me of just how funny it is.

[EUSOUDEUS]

Re: Here I am

lol. this forum is funny. thank you all for the big laughs.
never thought I could find so many crazy people in one place that isn't a mental institution.

But I must return to normal people world now.

Bye


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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Here I am

Oh I long to see the face of this angry young man (woman?) when the Truth finally dawns. When our reasons for loving Jesus the way we do finally seep into that hormonally challenged brain and get past the nerd rage.

God is as real to us as every word in the Bible is real and the perfectly transcribed word of our Lord in Heaven. For without the word of the Lord in the Bible to guide us, what are we but lost souls flopping about making up any old nonsense. We might as well worship monkeys like you.
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Here I am

I'M RIGHT HERE MOTHER piffleER! piffle MY LIFE UP! I'M WAITING!

Oh look.. Nothing happened..

I am not your mother. Nor am I a Who. Only God and the US Air Force can 'light up your life', friend. God has been waiting all your life for you to turn to Him.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Here I am

We have been giving you His address! Open your Bible and read! Accept Jesus as your savior, party down with Him* for ALL eternity while they rest of the sinning world burns.

*Partying down (Heaven style) = Praising His Name 24/7/365.

No beer, no sex, nothing but praising. For eternity (that's like, a really long time).

Second trillion years, same as the first trillion years. And the next.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Here I am

Can you give me his address? I will love to drink a beer with him someday.

We have been giving you His address! Open your Bible and read! Accept Jesus as your savior, party down with Him for ALL eternity while they rest of the sinning world burns.

[EUSOUDEUS]

Re: Here I am

Friend,

Jesus still lives, even after dying 2,000 years ago! That's right! Even as we speak Christ is kicking it back in His Father's Golden House enjoying a beer while watching Fox News His favorite Jumbotron. GLORY

Jesus IS Alive!

Not Darwin!

Not Neitzche!

Not Hitchens!

Just Jesus.

Now who do you want to be? Jesus or Neitzche?

Can you give me his address? I will love to drink a beer with him someday.

I guess you are right. Jesus is alive and kicking!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ItE0zIWpc

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Here I am

Simplistic, and logical. Can't get better thinking then that!
I believe what I see and what has been proved with facts.
Without facts a book just can't prove shit. It's just another novel.
You believe in the bible because in the book it's written to believe in it.
Jesus healed the blind. You love jesus, but then you say god hates blind people because they can see but are lazy. Why would jesus heal a bad guy?
Yeah, f u c k logic.
Is the word logic on the bible at least once? I guess not, because you don't make none.

Friend,

Jesus still lives, even after dying 2,000 years ago! That's right! Even as we speak Christ is kicking it back in His Father's Golden House enjoying a beer while watching Fox News His favorite Jumbotron. GLORY

Jesus IS Alive!

Not Darwin!

Not Neitzche!

Not Hitchens!

Just Jesus.

Now who do you want to be? Jesus or Neitzche?

[EUSOUDEUS]

Re: Here I am

It's just that sort of simplistic thinking that leads to atheism.

Simplistic, and logical. Can't get better thinking then that!
I believe what I see and what has been proved with facts.
Without facts a book just can't prove shit. It's just another novel.
You believe in the bible because in the book it's written to believe in it.
Jesus healed the blind. You love jesus, but then you say god hates blind people because they can see but are lazy. Why would jesus heal a bad guy?
Yeah, f u c k logic.
Is the word logic on the bible at least once? I guess not, because you don't make none.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Here I am

Nietzsche was born in 1844. Off course he's dead!
This may come as a shock, but.. everybody dies..

It's just that sort of simplistic thinking that leads to atheism.

[EUSOUDEUS]

Re: Here I am

Christopher Hitches demanded God killed Hitchens and God did.

Rodger Ebert demanded God kill him. God is killing Ebert with tongue cancer (how appropiate)

You sure that you want to make that kind of demand of the Almighty?

Nietzche said God is dead, now Nietzche is dead. Everyone who has opposed God has died. Don't be next friend.

Accept Christ's our loving saviors unconditional love before Christ has you killed.

Nietzsche was born in 1844. Off course he's dead!
This may come as a shock, but.. everybody dies..