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  • #1

    Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

    It's mighty nice to meet all y'all! My name is Cindy Lou Greene! Originally I am from Arlington, Texas! Born and raised! I'm 35 years old and my husband Joshua and I have two good young boys, Adam (7) and Joseph (5). We all love Jesus very much! I currently go to Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. My friend Sally has been going there with her husband for the past 3 years, she loved it so much and made it sound so wonderful my husband and I just had to come see! After visiting for awhile God told us it was his will and that Joshua was to leave his position as Reverend at our home church and we were going to come to Freehold! I have been a good Christian all my life and I love Jesus with all of my heart! Shoot me a message! Looking forward to talkin with ya!

    Love in Christ's, Cindy Lou Greene
    Romans 2:1 KJV Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. Luke 6:37 KJV Judge not, and ye shall not be judged. Proverbs 28:1 KJV The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

    Welcome Sister. But that's odd. I have you somewhere in Illinois, a godless cesspool of filthy homosexual sin and chemical dependancy.

    Surely you love Jesus Christ, but why would you lie? You are not any where near our gated True Christian™ community of Freehold.

    Have you heard what God has to say about liars?

    Proverbs 19:9 "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."

    Care to reboot and start over?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Care to reboot and start over?

      In Christ
      She seems quite the accomplished liar, Brother.

      She hasn't even ever heard of Pediabear!!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

        We'll soon see if she is actually a Christian woman, my Brother.

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • #5
          Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          She seems quite the accomplished liar, Brother.

          She hasn't even ever heard of Pediabear!!
          That's weird. Pediabear is an American icon. It's almost like saying you've never heard of Uncle Sam.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

            Originally posted by AllForGod View Post
            It's mighty nice to meet all y'all! My name is Cindy Lou Greene! Originally I am from Arlington, Texas! Born and raised! I'm 35 years old and my husband Joshua and I have two good young boys, Adam (7) and Joseph (5). We all love Jesus very much! I currently go to Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. My friend Sally has been going there with her husband for the past 3 years, she loved it so much and made it sound so wonderful my husband and I just had to come see! After visiting for awhile God told us it was his will and that Joshua was to leave his position as Reverend at our home church and we were going to come to Freehold! I have been a good Christian all my life and I love Jesus with all of my heart! Shoot me a message! Looking forward to talkin with ya!

            Love in Christ's, Cindy Lou Greene
            None of what you said here is true. Our JesOS Operating System has sorted you out. You've never been near Freehold, and I'm guessing that you're a Cannukistani joo or something. Once the DOF report comes in on you, your goose will be cooked.

            Time to come clean. I command you to reveal yourself in the name of Jesus!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              None of what you said here is true. Our JesOS Operating System has sorted you out. You've never been near Freehold, and I'm guessing that you're a Cannukistani joo or something. Once the DOF report comes in on you, your goose will be cooked.

              Time to come clean. I command you to reveal yourself in the name of Jesus!
              I knew she was a fraud!

              Probably some sort of gender-bending drug smuggler, too!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                ...and I'm guessing that you're a Cannukistani joo or something.

                Affirmative on that one, Pastor Zeke! Remember, I am originally from a Jewish family, and we tend to all know each other. Back when I was unsaved, I ran across this little lady at several Jewish swinger's events.

                Back then, she went by her real name, which is Cindy Greenberg.

                She's not Canadian, though; New York liberal through-and-through.
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                  I don't think Missy is coming back.

                  Bye, Missy!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                    That's a shame, because her husband's been hounding me about some money I apparently borrowed, and I was hoping she could straighten things out for me.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                      I'm baccccccccccck!
                      Romans 2:1 KJV Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. Luke 6:37 KJV Judge not, and ye shall not be judged. Proverbs 28:1 KJV The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                        Glad you're still with us, Mrs. Greenberg! Could you please ask your husband if he'd be willing to consider my debt paid in full if I just paid him back the money I actually owe him? All that interest he's trying to charge seems usurious, and it's not what I'd originally agreed to.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                          Originally posted by AllForGod View Post
                          I'm baccccccccccck!
                          Have you decided to come clean and come to Jesus, dear?

                          or are you going to keep telling lies and making Jesus cry?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                            Come clean to whom? Jesus? Yes. He is the only ONE I need to come clean too. He has forgiven me my trespasses against you and now you need to do the same, after all let's not forget what the KJV says about that....

                            Eph 4:31 KJV Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
                            Eph 4:32 KJV And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
                            Romans 2:1 KJV Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. Luke 6:37 KJV Judge not, and ye shall not be judged. Proverbs 28:1 KJV The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!

                              On the off-chance that you yourself are real, but the story about the husband and children is false, would you consider moving to Southern California to take a husband? If not, it's not a big deal - I'm just asking hypothetically.

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