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    Usernam

    Hey my fellow brother and sister Christians, I came to this here forum board to discuss the love of my life Jesus.

    A little bit about me myself: I learned from an early age to respect and cherish my life, and that of others, but I fell to the evil that is violence, and did some very evil things during the Vietnam wars.
    During that dark time I worked as an office assistant in our head quarters in Texas, doing the ever important duty of pushing some piles of news and letters from one room to another with a hand-truck. I made it out of that hell-on-earth with but one injury: I seriously stapled my hand to the drywall while trying kill a fly.
    I regret trying to harm one of The Lord's most dearest creatures, but during the time I was passed out, I heard the cries of Baby Jesus coming from the other room. He asked me to hold him real tight, and suddenly, I realized the Truth.
    From there after the war ended in '91, I left Idaho and became a wandering messenger of The Lord. Now I am proud to have been considered an injured veteran, and I seek repentance for all those shameful things I have done to my brother's kid.

    I often must move my current residence between one side of the Wal-Mart parking lot and another as it is a Chevette, and the police don't love Jesus as I do.

    In order to use the internet web, I have to spend most of my non-preaching time waiting for an open spot at the nearest book library.

    Let us all hold hands, and praise Jesus, because he is our friend in life and in death, and when we have done bad things to children according to the law.
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    Re: Usernam

    Repent sinner!

    Originally posted by Proverbs 12:10
    Whoever is righteous has regard for the life of his beast, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.
    We will show you the way, sit with us at the table of Christ. Mark 2:15

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    • #3
      Re: Usernam

      Originally posted by Usernam View Post
      Hey my fellow brother and sister Christians, I came to this here forum board to discuss the love of my life Jesus.

      A little bit about me myself: I learned from an early age to respect and cherish my life, and that of others, but I fell to the evil that is violence, and did some very evil things during the Vietnam wars.
      During that dark time I worked as an office assistant in our head quarters in Texas, doing the ever important duty of pushing some piles of news and letters from one room to another with a hand-truck. I made it out of that hell-on-earth with but one injury: I seriously stapled my hand to the drywall while trying kill a fly.
      I regret trying to harm one of The Lord's most dearest creatures, but during the time I was passed out, I heard the cries of Baby Jesus coming from the other room. He asked me to hold him real tight, and suddenly, I realized the Truth.
      From there after the war ended in '91, I left Idaho and became a wandering messenger of The Lord. Now I am proud to have been considered an injured veteran, and I seek repentance for all those shameful things I have done to my brother's kid.

      I often must move my current residence between one side of the Wal-Mart parking lot and another as it is a Chevette, and the police don't love Jesus as I do.

      In order to use the internet web, I have to spend most of my non-preaching time waiting for an open spot at the nearest book library.

      Let us all hold hands, and praise Jesus, because he is our friend in life and in death, and when we have done bad things to children according to the law.
      Great. Another crackhead for Christ.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Usernam

        I gave up crack in 1998, but food would be much appreciated. I'm hungry and the coons have already gotten to the librarians lunch from yesterday.

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        • #5
          Re: Usernam

          Originally posted by Usernam View Post
          ...I fell to the evil that is violence, and did some very evil things during the Vietnam wars.
          There was only one Vietnam war.

          From there after the war ended in '91...
          And it ended a bit earlier than 1991.
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          • #6
            Re: Usernam

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            There was only one Vietnam war.



            And it ended a bit earlier than 1991.
            As a Christian and an American I am completely baffled at your blatant disrespect towards this veteran! He was fighting TERRORISM before 9/11! GOD BLESS YOU!

            -Peter N.

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            • #7
              Re: Usernam

              Originally posted by Peter Norden View Post
              As a Christian and an American I am completely baffled at your blatant disrespect towards this veteran! He was fighting TERRORISM before 9/11! GOD BLESS YOU!

              -Peter N.
              Well friend, when you've lived in or near a big city as long as I have, you come to understand that guys with sob stories who claim to be veterans are a dime a dozen. I like to ask them specific questions, like "What unit did you serve in?" or "Where did you go through basic training?"

              If they're like this guy, and get the basic details wrong, that tells you something.
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              • #8
                Re: Usernam

                Originally posted by Peter Norden View Post
                As a Christian and an American I am completely baffled at your blatant disrespect towards this veteran! He was fighting TERRORISM before 9/11! GOD BLESS YOU!

                -Peter N.
                "Norden" sounds like some kind of kraut name.



                YiC,

                Zech
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                • #9
                  Re: Usernam

                  Originally posted by Peter Norden View Post
                  As a Christian and an American I am completely baffled at your blatant disrespect towards this veteran! He was fighting TERRORISM before 9/11! GOD BLESS YOU!

                  -Peter N.
                  It's not terrorism he should have been fighting, it's the enemies of Jesus

                  He temporairily died for all of us we should all be fighting his enemies

                  But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Usernam

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Great. Another crackhead for Christ.
                    pastor zeke, if i dident no better, i would think he is trying 2 make fun of us, why do these ppl hate america so much?
                    Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Usernam

                      Little Miss Midge, I'm so sorry you have to be subjected to such cruelty. Surely it hurts you to be made fun of for your beliefs since you've so often been made fun of for your little hands and your squeaky little voice. And now they want to make fun of your Lord Jesus Christ!

                      Have they no shame?

                      For the record, I think your little hands are cute and your little voice is adorable. It's so precious the way you look like a little girl but have the brain of a grown up in your head!
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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