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  • #16
    Re: HELLLO!

    guys im gay and need help finding who i am any takes

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    • #17
      Re: HELLLO!

      Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
      If you are so NOT GAY, as you protest, then going through a gay rehab program will be a breeze. You should ace the final test in fact. So what are you afraid of? Go through the program, come first in your class and prove yourself rid of the gay. There are dozens of success stories out there, don't be scared it won't set you straight if that's what you really want.
      Amen! This is like a beaner taking a spanish exam.



      Originally posted by chunklover69 View Post
      guys im gay and need help finding who i am any takes
      Who you ARE? You are a pathetic butt-bandit who is going to Hell. Jesus is pretty clear on this:

      (Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."


      Wouldn't you rather spit the insanity of man-sex out of your life and accept Jesus' sweet, strong, loving arms instead?

      I did!!!



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #18
        Originally posted by godisastateofmind View Post
        i am personally gay


        There's a lot of decent God fearing people here: do you get your kicks comming to a family site and spreading your sick homofashist angenda?

        You have not even mentioned you favourite bible verse :anger:

        Yours in Christ.
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        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #19
          Re: HELLLO!

          Originally posted by godisastateofmind View Post
          IT WAS H3KTIK IZ BRAH
          Oh dear. I think the AIDS virus got to his brain. I hope it's not too late.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #20
            Re: HELLLO!

            Originally posted by godisastateofmind View Post
            OH EM GEEEE
            guys i want in on this joke lmao
            just give me a few badges for punching queers and thinking the earth is flat and im SO IN!

            oh wait shit i forgot you find my use of caps disturbing hahah <3 piffleing love you guys

            THIS IS GENIUS XD

            This poor boy thinks doing the Lords work is a joke.....he "want's in on it" , Son I can assure you there is no "joke" here.

            Unless you consider The righteous folks of this site knowing that we are going to Heaven while sinners like yourself will wallow in a firey pit for all of eternity a joke. I for one think this is no laughing matter.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by godisastateofmind View Post
              OH EM GEEEE
              guys i want in on this joke lmao
              just give me a few badges for punching queers and thinking the earth is flat and im SO IN!

              oh wait shit i forgot you find my use of caps disturbing hahah <3 fucking love you guys

              THIS IS GENIUS XD
              Look buddy, I don't know how you figure not going to Hell a joke but it ain't no laughing matter

              Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter—“Madness!”; and of mirth, “What does it accomplish?”

              Maybe you should get down on your knees and let Jesus come into you!

              Daniel 10:10 Suddenly, a hand touched me, which made me tremble on my knees and on the palms of my hands

              Praise Jesus!
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              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #22
                Re: HELLLO!

                Originally posted by godisastateofmind View Post
                I HATE GAYS
                I HATE PERVS
                I HATE NON BELIEVERS
                I HATE TERRORISTS
                I HATE PRACTICALLY ANYONE DIFFERENT THAN US!

                THIS IS FOR THEM
                Dear Abo Savage;

                This is called the INTRODUCTION forum for a reason. Please tell us about yourself and the demon gods you drooling abos worship.

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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