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  • dorkdork
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    • Feb 2012
    • 2
    #1

    Why hello there.

    I'm looking forward to meeting all the true christians in this forum(not as much as I look forward to meet Jesus in heaven though).

    Recently I found out the preacher at my church was "gay". I was so distraught I haven't been to church in 2 weeks, making me fear I might have lost my relationship with Jesus. I have been looking through the bible for answers and I have been improving.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Why hello there.

      Originally posted by dorkdork View Post
      I'm looking forward to meeting all the true christians in this forum(not as much as I look forward to meet Jesus in heaven though).

      Recently I found out the preacher at my church was "gay". I was so distraught I haven't been to church in 2 weeks, making me fear I might have lost my relationship with Jesus. I have been looking through the bible for answers and I have been improving.
      If you have a queer leading your church then it isn't Christian. What Bible did they have you using, some radical homer version?

      Please tell us about yourself. What's your name? Age? Why the crazy username? What is your walk with Jesus like?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050
          #3
          Re: Why hello there.

          Welcome, Dorkdork. Is that an African name? How do you know your pastor is queer? Are you sure it's not a misunderstanding? You'd be amazed at how often I've been mistaken for a homer, and I'm as straight as they come!
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