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  • #91
    Re: How do I cancel an account?

    Something I just realized...

    This shameful harlot asked the question, "How do I cancel an account?" Notice she didn't ask how to cancel her account.

    Perhaps she was trying to trick us into revealing how to cancel the accounts of True Christians, or maybe even the account of Pastor Zeke himself! Surely she believed that would be pleasing to her master Satan.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #92
      Re: How do I cancel an account?

      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
      Something I just realized...

      This shameful harlot asked the question, "How do I cancel an account?" Notice she didn't ask how to cancel her account.

      Perhaps she was trying to trick us into revealing how to cancel the accounts of True Christians, or maybe even the account of Pastor Zeke himself! Surely she believed that would be pleasing to her master Satan.
      Well-spotted sister VOS. Your husband has trained you well. I guess spending your days doing Bible Word Search books and eating discount chocolates is working well for you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #93
        Re: How do I cancel an account?

        There are no members of Landover who are "Unsaved Trash". Therefore, no, you are not a member.

        Care to try again?
        Hello, Rev. M. Rodimer. At your request, I will continue trying. I have already communicated with Pastor Eziekiel. He has wished me "godspeed".
        I found this forum/church after chasing down the poster of an anti mormon link. With a little common sense endowed from the Lord, I was quickly able to understand the true purpose, of True Christians. Understandably, plenty of unsaved trash and false prophets contact you. I am not here to flame you. I'm here to funnel the entire world thru this website. I love it, and wish to be a member. However, I haven't found any other way, then to simply profess how happy I am that our Lord loved me enough to have his only child viciously tortured and murdered. So I could still be born a sinner... (John 3:16) Thank you Lord.

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        • #94
          Re: How do I cancel an account?

          Originally posted by BJ Lowe View Post
          ...I'm here to funnel the entire world thru this website.

          Please dont! This is a Christian forum. Funnel the world though the Bible instead.
          Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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          • #95
            Re: How do I cancel an account?

            This forum appears to be exactly what the world needs to help understand our Lord. If a Pastor, Rev, or Deacon wishes me to not spread the word of this forum, I will happily oblige as have recently been informed that unsaved trash are not members of Landover Baptist. Thank God for Landover Baptist.

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