Gavinder introduces himself

[Gavinder]

Hi everyone. My name is Gavinder and I've been a faithful Christian since i accepted Jesus at 13. My favourite bible Verse is:
Acts 2:38 "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit"
This is my favorite because, being weak, i have sinned too many times, and it comforts me to know that i may seek forgiveness in the Lord's Mercy and feel the Holy Spirit inside me.

Many of the views expressed here are in fact similar to mine, and it is rare for me to discover Christians who are not afraid to show their faith and their love for Jesus as well as their uncompromising conservative values.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hi everyone. My name is Gavinder and I've been a faithful Christian since i accepted Jesus at 13. My favourite bible Verse is:
Acts 2:38 "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit"
This is my favorite because, being weak, i have sinned too many times, and it comforts me to know that i may seek forgiveness in the Lord's Mercy and feel the Holy Spirit inside me.

Many of the views expressed here are in fact similar to mine, and it is rare for me to discover Christians who are not afraid to show their faith and their love for Jesus as well as their uncompromising conservative values.

Welcome, Brother! It is truly a relief to have someone as seemingly honest and forthcoming as you are. We get so many people coming here to spout off various reasons why they think we are wrong, etc, so sometimes it is hard for a kindly man such as myself to really look forward to newcomers.

So tell me, Gavin: have you acquired a wife yet? Raising a family? I trust that you are current on your tithes to the Lord (10% on gross income since you were born)?

[Gavinder]

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Thank you kindly for your welcome. I have been looking for a wife, however despite trying a few seemingly promising women, many of them fall far short of the standard i require. All i need is a woman with large childbearing hips, a good work ethic, an understanding of her place in the household (feminism is a construct of the devil) and dedication to Jesus and the lord.

As for my tithes, rest assured that the Lord has received them. Sometimes even more than 10%, as there have been too many times in my life that i have been mired in sin and filth.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Thank you kindly for your welcome. I have been looking for a wife, however despite trying a few seemingly promising women, many of them fall far short of the standard i require. All i need is a woman with large childbearing hips, a good work ethic, an understanding of her place in the household (feminism is a construct of the devil) and dedication to Jesus and the lord.

As for my tithes, rest assured that the Lord has received them. Sometimes even more than 10%, as there have been too many times in my life that i have been mired in sin and filth.

Hello Gavinder,

I pray that by "trying a few seemingly promising women" you don't mean that you actually put your tallywhacker inside of them without the glorious benefit of the sacred bonds of marriage.



(1 Corinthians 6:18) "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Gavinder]

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I pray that by "trying a few seemingly promising women" you don't mean that you actually put your tallywhacker inside of them without the glorious benefit of the sacred bonds of marriage.

I'm not sure what a tallywhacker is, but it seems heinous in the extreme. There was no tallywhacking of any form. I simply had them live with me in an attempt to see how well they would settle into a married life. Needless to say they were unsatisfactory, a few even expressed the desire for 'Freedom to choose' and such. I could not have such thinking perverting any children i may have chosen to have.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Gavinder! It's nice that you're a Christian and all, but I'm curious as to why you have a Hindu name?

Anyway, why don't you tell us more about yourself? What call center do you work in?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I'm not sure what a tallywhacker is, but it seems heinous in the extreme. There was no tallywhacking of any form. I simply had them live with me in an attempt to see how well they would settle into a married life. Needless to say they were unsatisfactory, a few even expressed the desire for 'Freedom to choose' and such. I could not have such thinking perverting any children i may have chosen to have.

This sounds like a dangerous situation to me, one with an incredible likelihood of fornication and uncleanliness. We here at Landover are no strangers to temptation, and this sounds like you are putting yourself into a situation that you are bound to fail in. At the Landover main compound we require that all single man aged 18+ live with at least two other male roommates, who act as accountability partners. This is to avoid temptation, since we know that all men are weak. In fact, even in my own personal life I have had weaker moments where my accountability partners were required to shower with me, to ensure that I wouldn't succumb to temptation in self gratification.

I suggest you speak with a Pastor immediately, so that a full investigation of your potential unclean thoughts can be documented!

[Gavinder]

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Welcome aboard, Gavinder! It's nice that you're a Christian and all, but I'm curious as to why you have a Hindu name?
Anyway, why don't you tell us more about yourself? What call center do you work in?

I was born a Hindu, but when i was 13 i was enrolled in a missionary school. Once i felt the holy spirit moving in me and i had been taught the good news by the soft, supple hands of my pastor, i knew that there was no going back for me.
Call centres are dens of sin where 'call girls' of ill repute are engaged in godless sodomy with men of equally questionable honour. Despite my many transgressions I have never sunk that low, I resent the implication.

This sounds like a dangerous situation to me, one with an incredible likelihood of fornication and uncleanliness. We here at Landover are no strangers to temptation, and this sounds like you are putting yourself into a situation that you are bound to fail in. At the Landover main compound we require that all single man aged 18+ live with at least two other male roommates, who act as accountability partners. This is to avoid temptation, since we know that all men are weak. In fact, even in my own personal life I have had weaker moments where my accountability partners were required to shower with me, to ensure that I wouldn't succumb to temptation in self gratification.

I suggest you speak with a Pastor immediately, so that a full investigation of your potential unclean thoughts can be documented!

Alas, these are the very sins of which i speak. Many times i have spilled my seed to relieve myself of the urgent need to fornicate. I will take your good advice, and implement it immediately. There is not a moment to waste, I can only hope that i will find forgiveness. Yet again i must fall onto my knees in front of my pastor.

[Nyneve]

Re: Gavinder introduces himself

Hi everyone. My name is Gavinder and I've been a faithful Christian since i accepted Jesus at 13. My favourite bible Verse is:
Acts 2:38 "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit"
This is my favorite because, being weak, i have sinned too many times, and it comforts me to know that i may seek forgiveness in the Lord's Mercy and feel the Holy Spirit inside me.

Many of the views expressed here are in fact similar to mine, and it is rare for me to discover Christians who are not afraid to show their faith and their love for Jesus as well as their uncompromising conservative values.

Welcome, Gavinder, hopefully this holy forum will bring you to the true love of God. I know it drastically has already helped me train to be become a good wife for a True Christian man some day. May it help you avoid your baser instincts as well.

YIC,
Nyneve

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome!

Do you have a local church you attend? Surely there is a True Christian™ family man with a daughter or two who would entertain your desire for courtship.