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    Hi, I'm Jim Jackson

    Hi everybody. My name is Jim Jackson. You all look like Godly folk. Good to see I'm not the only one still around.
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    Re: Hi, I'm Jim Jackson

    Originally posted by Jim Jackson View Post

    Hi everybody. My name is Jim Jackson. You all look like Godly folk. Good to see I'm not the only one still around.
    Welcome to GOD'S favorite forum, Mr Jackson. Do you love JESUS? Are you a homosexual? Do you read GOD'S only true Bible, the King James version 1611? It's a requirement, you know. Do you believe the Bible literally and follow its perfect WORD? If you don't, you are going to hell when you die. What are your favorite Bible verses? Tell us all your personal secrets. Omit nothing. We're looking forward to reading what you have to say. Yours in Christ, Sister Noddy
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      Re: Hi, I'm Jim Jackson

      Welcome James. Or can I call you Jim?

      Tell us a little bit more about yourself.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        Re: Hi, I'm Jim Jackson

        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
        Welcome to GOD'S favorite forum, Mr Jackson. Do you love JESUS? Are you a homosexual? Do you read GOD'S only true Bible, the King James version 1611? It's a requirement, you know. Do you believe the Bible literally and follow its perfect WORD? If you don't, you are going to hell when you die. What are your favorite Bible verses? Tell us all your personal secrets. Omit nothing. We're looking forward to reading what you have to say. Yours in Christ, Sister Noddy
        Thank you for the warm welcome, Sisters. As for all your questions, Sister Noddy, no I am not a homersexural (in fact, I despise them, according to God's commandments in Leviticus), yes I read God's only pure, inspired, and holy Word, the King James Version 1611 and I follow it to ever last literal letter. I don't really have a favorite Bible verse. I tend to love the entire Bible with all my heart, soul, mind, and strength. I have no personal secrets. All is transparent before God and the United States Department of Faith. Sister Talitha, you may call me Jim. I live in rural Montana, raising cattle and tobacco. Keeping the two seperate is no easy task. But I digress. I am fifty-four years old and have four children and eighteen grandchildren. All of them are saved according to God's will. There are so many false Christians running around these parts, that I thought I was the only one still around. It's good to know that there are still Godly people in this Christian nation. I look forward to getting to know all of you better.

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          Re: Hi, I'm Jim Jackson

          Welcome and Praise Jesus for guiding you here. I hope you will read these threads carefully, and get re-aquainted with Christ's suffering through His favorite church. You can start off by taking a look at our beliefs.

          I look forward to seeing your comments, pal.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hi, I'm Jim Jackson

            Welcome aboard, friend. You seem like you'll fit right in among the Saved. I'll never be able to understand how so many of our guests can say such nasty things, seeing as Jesus suffered in agony and died on the cross for their sins.


            P.S. Just out of curiosity, have you set up a tithing schedule yet? I'm just asking, is all.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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