[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello

I find your post very offensive, I speak English perfectly fine and I am just trying to join in with these forums.

Well Praise be da lawd dat ole Miz Vav stopped by cause I kin undastand jist bout every word from the new colored gal!
Course I dont understand none of that street jive abut the rest, well I'll be happy to translate fo y'all

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello

Hello there forums, just managed to get myself an internet connection and I thought I would sign up to this forum!

Pic is of me:

Well, hush my mouf gal, how you been?
Me and Miz Pearl-Mae was jist talkin bout you and yo mamma! Is yo baby brover out of jail yet?
Did they eva find da body of yo daddy yet?
I'm betting he went into the chipper but dont pay no mind cause that is jist my opinion.
Well, Ill be talkin to you!

[True Daughter of God]

Re: Hello

No I am from a hood in America, but American = English.



I'll tell you what makes me so 'uppity' is your skinny milk bottle asses thinking you own the place. These are some true facts about Jesus:

1) He worshipped Allah.
2) He made Allah an idol.
3) He said God was a cu*nt.
4) He worked all the time on a Sunday.
5) He didn't honour his mother and father.
6) He killed many people.
7) He had over 8 different wives, AT ONE TIME.
8) He stole from market stalls.
9) He then lied about this.
10) He constantly thought about taking other people's property.

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.

My apologies Miss Sha-nay-nay 'shofondaquiesha ... But I have not been blessed like some of the Brethren in this forum to be working on the Ebonics Bible, so I am not familiar with such hippity hoppity "Ebonic talk" like you are using in your posts. I find "Ebonic talk" quite hard to follow. Now with "Ebonic talk" do you always speak in oxymormons and use symbols instead of letters of the American alphabet? Oh, Sorry Miss Sha-nay-nay 'shofondaquieshain the word oxymormon I am sure it is not in the Ebonics vocabulary... It means when you say a word and you mean the opposite. So, for example you said in "Ebonics talk," "He was black" it would translate into the American English language as "He was White." Ebonics is quite a tricky and sneaky language!

-Always Yours In Christ.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello

Oh dear, a mudslime negress...count your blasting caps.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Humongous]

Re: Hello

well, hi Haniqua, and welcome to these Godly forums.

How long have you been suffering from MCS (Multiple Chemical Sensitivity)? Poor Cousin Jeb is saddled with the very same bedevilment on account of his many years workin down at the local Meth Lab? well, now poor cousin jeb can't get near no chemicals on account of his skin breakin out, and itchin all over! he can't even use soap? and HOOWEE is he pungent! well, at least he dont have to go back to his job on account of the meth lab goin outta business! shoot, stoopid obamanomics!

Yours in Christ,
Lori H

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello

Welcome aboard, Queen Shaniqua! I'm sorry your mind has been confused by Nation of Islam teachings, and even sorrier you found our greetings offensive!

In an effort to make you feel more at home, I've resolved to try and learn something about your culture. I happened to stumble across the following gem of a song, which really got my toes tapping!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello

These are some true facts about Jesus:

1) He worshipped Allah.
2) He made Allah an idol.
3) He said God was a cu*nt.
4) He worked all the time on a Sunday.
5) He didn't honour his mother and father.
6) He killed many people.
7) He had over 8 different wives, AT ONE TIME.
8) He stole from market stalls.
9) He then lied about this.
10) He constantly thought about taking other people's property.

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.

Oh dear, you're quite confused.

1) "Allah" hadn't been invented when Jesus walked the earth.
2) "Allah" hadn't been invented when Jesus walked the earth.
3) That word didn't exist when Jesus walked the earth.
4) Sunday isn't the Sabbath so that's like saying he worked on Monday.
5) He didn't have to honor His mother and father, He created them.
6) He didn't kill anyone. He wasn't a terrorist.
7) He was never married and died a virgin.
8) He would have no need to steal since He could feed thousands with two fish and five loaves of bread?
9) Says who?
10) Says who?

Oh, and finally, there is proof Jesus is white.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Hello

Wuzz crackin' Shanequaaaaaa! We'z cud b usin' yo help wit The Ebonics Bible translation project. Yo no wut I b sayin' yo? I aint b good at dem ebonicks, I b tryin'. I hopes you b understandin'. word?

[Roberta]

Re: Hello

No I am from a hood in America, but American = English.



I'll tell you what makes me so 'uppity' is your skinny milk bottle asses thinking you own the place. These are some true facts about Jesus:

1) He worshipped Allah.
2) He made Allah an idol.
3) He said God was a cu*nt.
4) He worked all the time on a Sunday.
5) He didn't honour his mother and father.
6) He killed many people.
7) He had over 8 different wives, AT ONE TIME.
8) He stole from market stalls.
9) He then lied about this.
10) He constantly thought about taking other people's property.

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.

Let's keep playing before you get banished, MC

11) He was on da welfare
12) He stole pies and hubcaps
13) He didn't own a belt
14) He never made it past 3rd grade
15) He wore his hat sideways
16) He played on a latino baseball team

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.[/QUOTE]

Okay, MC now you add some more and we will keep this thing going. By the way, in America we do not spell honor with a "u".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

These are some true facts about Jesus:

1) He worshipped Allah.
2) He made Allah an idol.
3) He said God was a cu*nt.
4) He worked all the time on a Sunday.
5) He didn't honour his mother and father.
6) He killed many people.
7) He had over 8 different wives, AT ONE TIME.
8) He stole from market stalls.
9) He then lied about this.
10) He constantly thought about taking other people's property.

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.

Please cite Scripture (or heck, even contemporaneous historical references, I'm feeling generous) to support your statements.

Please bear in mind that "Louis Farrakhan wrote it, I believe it, end of discussion" is not an adequate response.

[MCShaniqua]

Re: Hello

You're from England? My condolences.

Here in America we speak American.

No I am from a hood in America, but American = English.

I hope she sticks around long enough to answer this question for us:

What makes Negroes so Uppity?

I'll tell you what makes me so 'uppity' is your skinny milk bottle asses thinking you own the place. These are some true facts about Jesus:

1) He worshipped Allah.
2) He made Allah an idol.
3) He said God was a cu*nt.
4) He worked all the time on a Sunday.
5) He didn't honour his mother and father.
6) He killed many people.
7) He had over 8 different wives, AT ONE TIME.
8) He stole from market stalls.
9) He then lied about this.
10) He constantly thought about taking other people's property.

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello

How about you lighten up a little and introduce yourself properly.

I hope she sticks around long enough to answer this question for us:

What makes Negroes so Uppity?

[MCShaniqua]

Re: Hello

Not another feminazi!

How about you lighten up a little and introduce yourself properly. How many bicycles has your gang stolen?

Around 4, with the help of my friend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORIICgi-0GI

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello

I find your post very offensive, I speak English perfectly fine and I am just trying to join in with these forums.

You're from England? My condolences.

Here in America we speak American.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello

I find your post very offensive, I speak English perfectly fine and I am just trying to join in with these forums.

Not another feminazi!

How about you lighten up a little and introduce yourself properly. How many bicycles has your gang stolen?