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  • Hi Forum!

    Hi everyone! Just sayin HELLO!
    Hope to find here something new.. Website look really fantastic!!

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    Re: Hi Forum!

    Hi Kim,

    Is this you? We had another Kim join last week but it wasn't her. I am looking for a new laundry--where are you?

    Roberta
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    Come climb my mountains.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi Forum!

      Originally posted by Laila Kim View Post
      Hi everyone! Just sayin HELLO!
      Hope to find here something new.. Website look really fantastic!!
      Hi Layla! Welcome to our Forums! Why don't you start by telling us just a little bit about yourself. What is your favorite Book of the Bible and why? Your favorite verse? How many children have you produced for Mr. Kim?

      If you have any questions Jesus-related, don't hesitate to ask--that is what we are here for after all!
      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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      • #4
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        No starchee!!!!!!
        Can't you gooks understand a simple thing like that?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hi Forum!

          "Forum!" Do you think we Christians run around in romany dresses and speak gibberish?

          Why, NO! Here we Worship JESUS!

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          • #6
            Re: Hi Forum!

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            Hi Kim,

            Is this you? We had another Kim join last week but it wasn't her. I am looking for a new laundry--where are you?

            Roberta
            I jist dont know why you youngins ain't lettin me or LeVitra do yo washin?
            You dont gots to let no sneaky Chinese gal name Kim do yo wash!
            Them folks is gonna steal yo eyeballs from yo head when you ain't lookin!
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • #7
              Re: Hi Forum!

              Originally posted by Laila Kim View Post
              Hi everyone! Just sayin HELLO!
              Hope to find here something new.. Website look really fantastic!!
              Hello Laila!

              What's the most awesomest thing Our Lord Jesus Christ has personally done for you today? We want to know!



              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Hi Forum!

                Oh sweet Jesus she's followed me here.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi Forum!

                  Originally posted by Laila Kim View Post
                  Hi everyone! Just sayin HELLO!
                  Hope to find here something new.. Website look really fantastic!!
                  Normally when I see an introductory post this generic, I expect it to come with a link to a dating site or an online pharmacy.

                  I must give you some credit, Miss Kim, as I see you've waited until your second post to start polluting our site with links to an SEO content farm disguised as a legitimate blog:

                  A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!
                  WARNING:
                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi Forum!

                    Originally posted by Laila Kim View Post
                    Hi everyone! Just sayin HELLO!
                    Hope to find here something new.. Website look really fantastic!!
                    Is your husband or father aware that you are sitting at a laptop behaving like an unsupervised whore,when there is laundry to ironed and bread to be baked. Another measure of degenerate America!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi Forum!

                      Originally posted by Marchamont Needham View Post
                      Is your husband or father aware that you are sitting at a laptop behaving like an unsupervised whore,when there is laundry to ironed and bread to be baked. Another measure of degenerate America!
                      How about you get your steel-plated behind back to your own intro thread, and actually introduce yourself, before someone accuses you of witchcraft for knowing that the OP is in the USA when none of the info posted so far says anything about that?

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