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My friend to told me go on this forum because "it's funny" lol so here I am! I'm Baptist and love Jesus, so I guess we have that in common? XD
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Your introduction is a bit short...
What church do you attend, how did you came to find Jesus and how many sons have you given your husband?
Do you bake pies?
Some scripture you'd like to share with us?"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
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Short and sweet!
anyway to answer your questions:
Robinwood
Well I grew up with Christian parents so that's how I "found Jesus" I guess
Sons?? I'm not even married! XD
I hate pie..
Um I like every scripture but Psalm 46:10 is good for when I'm really stressedAnd the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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Is that your explanation to why your parents have not been able to find you an eligible suitor?Originally posted by Roses224 View Post"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
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I don't quite believe you. Everybody likes pie.Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
You're not a nigra, are you?Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."Comment
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Everybody knows that our black brothers can't keep them fingers of the pie, so I don't think you should jump to conclusions.Originally posted by Holyfield View Post"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
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Haha my parents aren't rushing to marry me off..and if a guy won't accept me just because I hate pie, then he's got some issues
And, uh, nigra? O_oAnd the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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On the contrary, I was thinking somewhat like this:Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
1. Everybody likes pie.
2. If someone can't have pie, or won't get enough to keep her satisfied, then the natural step would be to go inte denial, that is "I hate pie".
3. Nigras are obsessed about pies, and so would be more prone to the reaction under 2.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."Comment
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Interesting analysis..but no, there's plenty of pie around here- I just choose not to eat itAnd the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9Comment
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Welcome, dear friend. Given where you're posting from, I assume you mean the Robinwood in Seagoville, Texas. You should be aware that we consider the Southern Baptist Convention to be unacceptably liberal, in that it has been known to rewrite God's Word to suit secular ideologies.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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It is some sort of emoticon that liberals use to mock god fearing people. Based on the posters initial post of her friend referring to this glorious site as it would be "Funny" shows me that she needs to stop reading that watered down word of god and understand that there is nothing funny about god. He is deadly serious and if she continues that sort of thought pattern she will end up withOriginally posted by Roberta View Post
in hell.
Also the fact this young girl is not married yet would indicate to me that she is probably a whore and needs to find the true word of god and change these sinful ways posthaste.Comment
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I don't like you. You're an uppity feminazi mary worshiper.Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
Who ever heard of a person not liking pie? It just isn't decent.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I hope she eats her mom's pie. I mean, c'mon, EVERYBODY eats their mom's pie!
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I would appreciate you not judging my church based on its label. I've grown up in rw and its been nothing short of amazing and inspiring. But thank you for the welcomeOriginally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
It's a laughing face. Sorry, I can be a little excessive when it comes to emoticon...Originally posted by Roberta View Post
Well considering this is the friend that constantly blasts "Sorry for Party Rocking" I wouldnt take what she says too seriously..Originally posted by HipsterForChrist View Post
The rest of your post was ridiculous- many people don't find true love until late in their life. Accept that and move on
Actually, most uppity people I know like pieOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI don't like you. You're an uppity feminazi mary worshiper.
Who ever heard of a person not liking pie? It just isn't decent.
and I'm a lot of things, but a feminist is not one of them
.. I didnt expect to get this much heat for not liking a dessert.. ._.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostI hope she eats her mom's pie. I mean, c'mon, EVERYBODY eats their mom's pie!
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