the future ace attourney

[Joshua.Wright]

hello.
I guess i should start by explaining my name. The first half is my actual name (yes it's ment to be biblical) and the second (this is where you'll start to hate me) is the last name of a character from my favorite video game, which made me want to become an attorney. I havent taken the time out to actually study the bible but I am a religious man, praying to the lord in my times of need. I wouldn't say I have a favorite verse in the bible but my favorite book in it is either noah of genesis. I hope we can all get along.

hopefully your friend
Joshua Wright

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is a Christian forum. You can't even spell the job you say you want someday. And you don't know where the "Shift" key is on your keyboard.

I don't see you lasting long, boy.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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hello.
I guess i should start by explaining my name. The first half is my actual name (yes it's ment to be biblical) and the second (this is where you'll start to hate me) is the last name of a character from my favorite video game, which made me want to become an attorney. I havent taken the time out to actually study the bible but I am a religious man, praying to the lord in my times of need. I wouldn't say I have a favorite verse in the bible but my favorite book in it is either noah of genesis. I hope we can all get along.

hopefully your friend
Joshua Wright

You are a religious man, yet you have not even read the Holy Bible. You fail to capitalize our Lord's name, and your favorite book is "Noah".

Get thee hence, foul heathen scum! Tell the truth. You hate God in favor of filthy sexual or narcotic sin.

In Christ

[Joshua.Wright]

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This is a Christian forum. You can't even spell the job you say you want someday. And you don't know where the "Shift" key is on your keyboard.

I don't see you lasting long, boy.

Cut me a break. So I made a few mistakes in typing my introduction. That wasn't even typed with a computer (I type most of these posts with a 3ds) I've read part of the bible, just not to completion. I say I'll last pretty long.

[Catherine Moore]

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Well, I had to look up what one of these 3ds's is. And I can't say I like it. Conservapedia says you can use it to "connect to people around you while in sleep mode". If that's not a euphemism for something unGodly then I don't know what is.

I try to avoid wikipedia for obvious reasons but in this case I clicked on the link by mistake and read the first few sentences without realising what I was doing (I'm always making silly mistakes like that.) This is what it said:

The Nintendo 3DS (<weird chink writing removed> 3DS, Nintendō Surī Dīesu?, abbreviated to 3DS)

Now, I don't know much about spelling or words - I leave that to the men. But it seems to me that something called the Nintendo Suri Diesu would be abbreviated to NSD. Why have they abbreviated it to 3DS? What are they trying to hide here?

My suggestion is to abandon this machine and send it to the Pastors immediately so they can check if its Godly or not. It sounds wrong to me, but what do I know?

[Johnathan]

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Dear LORD, Catherine Moore (Who properly followed her womanly duties by not mastering spelling or writing and leaving it to the men, God bless her heart) has discovered another one of Satan's plots to lure more unsuspecting innocent folks into the Depths of Hell. I'll handle it from here, Catherine. While you stay in the kitchen, I'll make sure to send a FIERY message to those Satan-worshiping UNSAVED SCUM. For SATAN is NOT welcome on our BLESSED forums. They seek to discreetly propagate their sin on our INNOCENT youth, much like that moslem Kenyan 'president' of ours does. LORD have mercy on us all.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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just not to completion. I say I'll last pretty long.

That sounds like you're talking about S - E - X !!!

Don't be so perverted, this is a place to be GODLY!








Tammi

[James Hutchins]

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Another Jesus killing joo-boy. Go back to your gayfilter fish and sniff something.

[Joshua.Wright]

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Well, I had to look up what one of these 3ds's is. And I can't say I like it. Conservapedia says you can use it to "connect to people around you while in sleep mode". If that's not a euphemism for something unGodly then I don't know what is.

I try to avoid wikipedia for obvious reasons but in this case I clicked on the link by mistake and read the first few sentences without realising what I was doing (I'm always making silly mistakes like that.) This is what it said:



Now, I don't know much about spelling or words - I leave that to the men. But it seems to me that something called the Nintendo Suri Diesu would be abbreviated to NSD. Why have they abbreviated it to 3DS? What are they trying to hide here?

My suggestion is to abandon this machine and send it to the Pastors immediately so they can check if its Godly or not. It sounds wrong to me, but what do I know?

This "machine" is a hand-held gaming console. It's abbreviated as 3DS because it has a 3D screen.

[Johnathan]

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This "machine" is a hand-held gaming console. It's abbreviated as 3DS because it has a 3D screen.

Why should we trust some satan-worshipping technophile like you?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Are you a Jew? Do you plan to work hard for good, God-fearing True Christians™ some day?

Why do you play games when you should be studying?

[Joshua.Wright]

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Why should we trust some satan-worshipping technophile like you?

Because there's no evidence beyond your bias against people with technology more advanced than a computer that I'm a, how did you put it? "Satan worshiping technophile" (Not a real word by the way)

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Because there's no evidence beyond your bias against people with technology more advanced than a computer that I'm a, how did you put it? "Satan worshiping technophile" (Not a real word by the way)

tech·no·phile *(tkn-fl)
n.
One who has a love of or enthusiasm for technology, especially computers and high technology: "Other technophiles see genetic engineering as a route to growth that is almost without end" (Charles C. Mann).
techno·phili·a (-fl-) n.
techno-phili·ac (-k) adj.

Tammi

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh don't worry! This little squirt is planning on being "the future ace attourney."

[Johnathan]

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Because there's no evidence beyond your bias against people with technology more advanced than a computer that I'm a, how did you put it? "Satan worshiping technophile" (Not a real word by the way)

This heathen is so clueless he doesn't realize that it is a real word. Dear LORD the idiocy. Looks like we've outsmarted his phony logic. I would also like to thank Sister in Christ Tammi for helping me to effectively rebuke the heathen. Christ the LORD depends on people such as her to help spread the good word.