I'm blessed to have found you!

[Brother Ennis]

Hello my siblings in scripture! I am Brother Ennis Micah Stump and I am truly blessed to have found such an active congregation of like-minded, spirit-bound individuals!

It's The End Of The World and You Know It

The signs of this wicked world's end are all around us. Every day Satan claims another soul from our rank to burn in his hellfire. The temptations of the internet-pornography-industrial complex have proven to be Satan's doomsday weapon against Jesus and his people. God calls upon us to act! Deuteronomy 17:5 "Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die."

I plan a second insquitistion! More to come!




Stay Sanctified,

Brother Ennis


P.S. Nobody tell the moslems, jews, catholics, anglicans, orthodox, scientiologists, etc...

P.P.S. You can go ahead and tell the Pentecostals though if you want. They're cool.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

Praise Him and welcome. It's nice to have such zeal for Him. I can see you're on fire for Jesus.

Tell us what church you attend. How many sons has your wife borne you?

[Johnathan]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

Brother Ennis, the LORD has blessed this occasion by bringing such an upstanding, god-fearing individual like you to our blessed forums. The pornography industry verily does claim such poor souls from God's loving grace, and it is truly saddening to know that the Devil will rest at NOTHING to claim as much as he can. Welcome to our Church, saved one, and Praise Jesus!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

I plan a second insquitistion! [SIC] More to come!




Stay Sanctified,

Brother Ennis


P.S. Nobody tell the moslems, jews, catholics, anglicans, orthodox, scientiologists, etc...

P.P.S. You can go ahead and tell the Pentecostals though if you want. They're cool.

You do understand the inquisition was a Catholic thing, don't you? Are there any other Catholic practices you intend to foist upon us?

Also, I'd be very interested in knowing what it is about the Pentecostals that you think is cool enough to excuse their false Christianity.

[Johnathan]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

Faith Machine, you have opened my eyes to something I failed to realize. May CHRIST himself have mercy on my soul. I thought I saw a brother, but now it seems that I was welcoming a secret Catholic who supports the Pentecostals and their fake beliefs. Brothers and Sisters, forgive me for I have sinned.

Yours in Christ.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

Thank you Johnathan. I'm sure Brother Ennis is just a little misguided, and I thank Jesus for bringing him to a place where he can be disabused of his wrong notions and brought safely into accord with sound Biblical teachings.

[Johnathan]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

Faith Machine, I trust in your wisdom, as do I the infinite wisdom of the LORD, that Brother Ennis can be cured of his dangerous and false notions. May he master the Good Book's teachings, and come to truly accept Jesus Christ, our LORD and SAVIOR, as his as well. We must take pains to ensure he ceases to hail Mary (Christ forgive him), in order to open his heart to the true religion.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm blessed to have found you!

Ennis? Do you mean Enos?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth