[Catherine Moore]

Re: Selling my daughter

Course and effect, Brother Larni. If they were all there, they would know to accept God. It's only the thick ones who can't understand that burning in hellfire would be bad.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Selling my daughter

Why is it that people who have not let Jesus come inside them seem to be a few IQ points short of a psychometric report?

YIC
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Selling my daughter

Hi!
I placed this thread here bacause I can't place it anywhere else. So deal with it!

How well did that work out for you?

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling,

Really?

and do you know why?

Because you hate God, why else?

How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal?

I don't have a daughter, so nobody could sell her and say it's legal. You're the one barging into a Christian church's private discussion forum with attempts at human trafficking. Fortunately, your IP address, email, and other identifying information have been recorded and forwarded to the FBI.

You see, Nigerian child sex slave trafficker, in the United States under current secular law, slavery isn't legal. Things God permits under His Law aren't always what's permitted under secular law.

Are you really too stupid to comprehend this?

God isn't real . . . You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god . . . Hope you all burn in hell because you will

Oh. You are.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Selling my daughter

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Love you too

Now that is an example of Chritianity

I'm hoping you continue this line of wit and discretion.

Let Jesus come inside you.
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[Roses224]

Re: Selling my daughter

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

Love you too

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, fucked-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they fuck could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this fucked-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

Well, you are wrong but it is a nice change that you (as an example of Unwashed Trash) can spell, use correct grammar and punctuation. If you could direct you obvious erudition to the Bible (KJV1611) you could make something of yourself.

YIC
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Selling my daughter

Another gay-boy trying to deny his misdeeds. Most likely the closest he comes to a daughter was his 'Barbie'.
Another perfect example why breast feedsing should continue until marriage.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Selling my daughter

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

Way to flip out, my friend. In "the biz", they call this "projecting". You are taking out your insecurities and general unhappiness on us here, where we are quietly praising the Lord.

Conversely, you are sitting at home and thought, "Hey, I know what would be a hoot. I'll pop some marijuana and go pretend to be a Christian to make fun of Christians." Well, son, we weren't born yesterday. We use discernment here and that discernment has been honed for many, many years. As you can see, you were spotted a mile away. You must lead a sorry, sorry life if that is your idea of fun. I suggest you get outside, get some fresh air and appreciate the wonderful Creation that has been provided for you.

Let that be a lesson to any of you would-be trolls who are only here to mock us: we are masters of spotting you and you will be shown the door. God is not to be mocked, and neither will we.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Selling my daughter

... God isn't real...Hope you all burn in hell because you will

God doesn't exist, but Hell does?

Hey, way to be logically consistent!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Selling my daughter

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

Ah well. It's a shame because you could have been saved. God tells us you are wrong.

[goodboy]

Re: Selling my daughter

Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, fucked-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they fuck could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this fucked-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

[VictoryOS]

Re: Selling my daughter

I'm planning to sell my daughter (8 years).

As said, it's not a child of mine!

Why does it seem like the worst liars and the ones who lie the most?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Selling my daughter

As said, it's not a child of mine!

Are you going to start praising Jesus or continue to spew palpably made up nonsense?

[goodboy]

Re: Selling my daughter

First off, that's illegal. Second off, I highly doubt you have an 8 year old as you look about 12. So you're either trolling or just insane.

As said, it's not a child of mine!