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  • goodboy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2012
    • 9

    #1

    Selling my daughter

    Hi!
    I placed this thread here bacause I can't place it anywhere else. So deal with it!
    I'm planning to sell my daughter (8 years). She is blonde and loves horses. She's also a daughter of god. I want her to be sold before June if possible. Picture will be uploaded soon! Feel free to ask questions.
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Selling my daughter

    Originally posted by goodboy View Post
    Feel free to ask questions.
    Okay. Do you plan to have children and pass on the retardation genetics? Or will you do society a favor and be celibate?
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • goodboy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2012
      • 9

      #3
      Re: Selling my daughter

      Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
      Okay. Do you plan to have children and pass on the retarded gene? Or will you do society a favor and be celibate?
      It's not a child from my blood.

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      • Roses224
        Unsaved trash, teenaged papist whore
        • Mar 2012
        • 48

        #4
        Re: Selling my daughter

        First off, that's illegal. Second off, I highly doubt you have an 8 year old as you look about 12. So you're either trolling or just insane.
        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #5
          Re: Selling my daughter

          Most likely this fool is trolling. Jesus is not pleased.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Selling my daughter

            Originally posted by goodboy View Post
            Hi!
            I placed this thread here bacause I can't place it anywhere else. So deal with it!
            I'm planning to sell my daughter (8 years). She is blonde and loves horses. She's also a daughter of god. I want her to be sold before June if possible. Picture will be uploaded soon! Feel free to ask questions.
            You're unsaved trash, therefore your daughter is unsaved trash. You may have better luck somewhere like Saudi Arabia.

            If this is how well you follow instructions on a webforum (Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.), what does it say to how well you can follow, to the letter, the instructions contained in the King James Bible?

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #7
              Re: Selling my daughter

              Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
              First off, that's illegal. Second off, I highly doubt you have an 8 year old as you look about 12. So you're either trolling or just insane.
              Ya think!
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • goodboy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Mar 2012
                • 9

                #8
                Re: Selling my daughter

                Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
                First off, that's illegal. Second off, I highly doubt you have an 8 year old as you look about 12. So you're either trolling or just insane.
                As said, it's not a child of mine!

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Selling my daughter

                  Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                  As said, it's not a child of mine!
                  Are you going to start praising Jesus or continue to spew palpably made up nonsense?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #10
                    Re: Selling my daughter

                    Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                    I'm planning to sell my daughter (8 years).
                    Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                    As said, it's not a child of mine!
                    Why does it seem like the worst liars and the ones who lie the most?
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • goodboy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Selling my daughter

                      Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, fucked-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they fuck could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this fucked-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #12
                        Re: Selling my daughter

                        Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                        Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will
                        Ah well. It's a shame because you could have been saved. God tells us you are wrong.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #13
                          Re: Selling my daughter

                          Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                          ... God isn't real...Hope you all burn in hell because you will
                          God doesn't exist, but Hell does?

                          Hey, way to be logically consistent!

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                          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                            Scientific Advisor
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2373

                            #14
                            Re: Selling my daughter

                            Originally posted by goodboy View Post
                            Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will
                            Way to flip out, my friend. In "the biz", they call this "projecting". You are taking out your insecurities and general unhappiness on us here, where we are quietly praising the Lord.

                            Conversely, you are sitting at home and thought, "Hey, I know what would be a hoot. I'll pop some marijuana and go pretend to be a Christian to make fun of Christians." Well, son, we weren't born yesterday. We use discernment here and that discernment has been honed for many, many years. As you can see, you were spotted a mile away. You must lead a sorry, sorry life if that is your idea of fun. I suggest you get outside, get some fresh air and appreciate the wonderful Creation that has been provided for you.

                            Let that be a lesson to any of you would-be trolls who are only here to mock us: we are masters of spotting you and you will be shown the door. God is not to be mocked, and neither will we.
                            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Selling my daughter

                              Another gay-boy trying to deny his misdeeds. Most likely the closest he comes to a daughter was his 'Barbie'.
                              Another perfect example why breast feedsing should continue until marriage.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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