[TrueFaith]

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Is not Denmark the capitol of international homersexualism?

That is Germany, sir.

I understand the verse clearly now! I will tell everybody I know of this way to release the demons they are possesed by. PRAISE you both!

You are both wise, but ofcourse NOT as wise as either JESUS or GOD!

[Elder Older]

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The meaning of Luke 8:32 and 33 is quite clear to me - it is written in Jacobean English as God commanded and so should be clear to you as well. What part don't you understand? Don't you learn things in Dinmark?

Brother Sole, it might well be that this dinish heathen can't grasp the full meaning of this verse, as it requires the understanding of 'a steep place' overseeing a lake and that would be a cliff:

Luke 8:33:
Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.

But Dinmark consists mostly of icy surfaces and is therefore totally flat. Maybe this is why he does not understand the usefulness of large pig herds and furthermore maybe this is the reason why so many devils still linger in the bodies of deanish men. Is not Dinmark the capitol of international homersexualism?

[Noah Sole]

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The meaning of Luke 8:32 and 33 is quite clear to me - it is written in Jacobean English as God commanded and so should be clear to you as well. What part don't you understand? Don't you learn things in Dinmark?

All the best

Noah

[TrueFaith]

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I hear that in Dinmark you grow a lot of pigs. Pigs can be very useful if you are filled with devils. Have you observed this phenomenon?

We do indeed have a lot of pigs. I think it's mainly an export resource.

I'm not quite sure how it works, on the devil matter. Please enlighten me, and I'll spread the word to all the scum in Denmark, I can!

[Noah Sole]

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I hear that in Dinmark you grow a lot of pigs. Pigs can be very useful if you are filled with devils. Have you observed this phenomenon?

Luke 8:32
And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them.

33 Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.

[TrueFaith]

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When your hellbound mother sqeezes your disgusting soul onto the ice at birth; does she do it laying down or does she have to stay standing up, spear in hand, to watch out for walruses trying to impale you with their tusks?

Yes, walruses are a great danger in Denmark.

But sir. I am not trying to disrespect you, but is my soul disgusting? I love Jesus, and I would die for him! I know Jesus loves me back, even though I'm not American. And one day I will be, though!

[TrueFaith]

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Lutherans are nothing but jumped-up papists. God has a special place for them in hell.

I agree with you.

[Deaner]

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When your hellbound mother sqeezes your disgusting soul onto the ice at birth; does she do it laying down or does she have to stay standing up, spear in hand, to watch out for walruses trying to impale you with their tusks?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thats Evangelical Lutherans for you

Lutherans are nothing but jumped-up papists. God has a special place for them in hell.

[Noah Sole]

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Thats Evangelical Lutherans for you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Fortunately faggots aren't allowed to be wed in a church. And the rules are the same for STRAIGHT couples.

But sir, it turns my stomach aswel!

It looks like that's about to change.

[TrueFaith]

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Does is let you marry more than one man?

The very thought turns my stomach

YIC

Fortunately faggots aren't allowed to be wed in a church. And the rules are the same for STRAIGHT couples.

But sir, it turns my stomach aswel!

[Noah Sole]

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You have been 18 for over four months, so even in Dinmark you should be married by now - what is your excuse? Are you a homer?

Proverbs 18:22
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour of the LORD.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Not at all sir.

But again, danish law also prevents me from marrying more than one woman.
I want to leave this wretched place.

Does is let you marry more than one man?

The very thought turns my stomach

YIC

[TrueFaith]

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Is there something wrong with that?

Not at all sir.

But again, danish law also prevents me from marrying more than one woman.
I want to leave this wretched place.