[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Pastor Zeke, I've been wondering about that very question:

I keep seeing references here to the idea that women have no souls. But we know they'll spend eternity in Hell if they don't know Jesus! And many of the True Christian™ ladies here certainly have great faith that they will one day be in Heaven with the Lord and all the other True Christians™.

Is it possible to have no soul, yet enjoy Jesus' gift of eternal life just the same? Boy, I sure hope so! I'd hate to think of an eternity without María Gálvez-Villalobos!

And as long as I'm asking, I've also been told my cat has no soul. Is it possible he could get saved and be in Heaven with me anyway? I really, really, really, really hope so, because he is the sweetest, most affectionate, most loving cat you could ever hope to meet!

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

For the safety of your own soul as well.



...assuming you have one.

I just looked at my post and saw how selfish it sounded. I never thought it would be a phase for me.

Anyway I'll go on e-bay later. I've got far too much stuff in my wardrobe.

"...assuming you have one" I saw that.

If there's anything about this situation I've missed please tell me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

So you're telling me that for the safety of my child I have move on from the goth scene?

For the safety of your own soul as well.



...assuming you have one.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

It's mother is a half-abo goth whore.

So you're telling me that for the safety of my child I have move on from the goth scene?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

It's mother is a half-abo goth whore.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Your body is going through a lot of changes on a week-to-week basis, and it's important that we be able to remotely pray over you and make sure there are no tell-tale visual signs that demons have gotten in there with your little bundle of joy.

I've done my research, so I'm aware what terrible things I have to go through.

how can you tell my baby's possessed before s/he's even born?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Your body is going through a lot of changes on a week-to-week basis, and it's important that we be able to remotely pray over you and make sure there are no tell-tale visual signs that demons have gotten in there with your little bundle of joy.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Yes, we'd better just stick to using the Webcam. Don't worry, I'll get your mailing address from the Department of Faith.


Regarding this goth business, please don't sugar-coat things. I was a member of that subculture for many, many years, and I can tell you from experience that you will never find a group of people who are more accepting of bisexuality and crystal meth addiction than the goths.

Why a webcam? Aren't monthly pics enough?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

I don't feel really comfortable filling a post with hundreds of photos of me.

Yes, we'd better just stick to using the Webcam. Don't worry, I'll get your mailing address from the Department of Faith.


Regarding this goth business, please don't sugar-coat things. I was a member of that subculture for many, many years, and I can tell you from experience that you will never find a group of people who are more accepting of bisexuality and crystal meth addiction than the goths.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

I don't feel really comfortable filling a post with hundreds of photos of me.

Both Jesus and I thank you for that.

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

And you know that being goth whore isn't good for YOU, but you've painted your face and spread your legs like a wanton slut, right!?

Pastor, if you don't know already I'm an Aussie goth. This means the goth subculture I belong to arose by information that was sent here. Australia had nothing to do with it's creation. America however has a larger goth scene and more resources readily available along with the misconseptions along with discrimination. No wonder the american sublculture is evolving into what it is.
The Australian subculture is hardly noticed. Goths can be seen in public mind there own business. Yes we may some stares but nothing like your group get.

You say "you lot" as if you view Christians as something separate and apart from yourself. You did accept Jesus as your personal savior the other day, didn't you?

Assuming you are a Christian now, I can assure you that you have absolutely nothing to fear from us. It is the LORD you must fear!

Regarding your pregnancy pics, profiles would be ideal, perhaps in a modest bathing suit. Normally I would never encourage any young lady to post pics of her nubile form, for fear that myself or one of the other men here might become inflamed with impure thoughts.

I figure that won't be an issue with you, however, because you are, after all, pregnant, and I certainly don't know of any white man that would become sexually inflamed looking at pics of pregnant women.

So go ahead and post a new pic each week. It's important for us to stay on top of this situation. If you're shy, I can have a Webcam drop-shipped to your location and you can just show me and a few select pastors.

We're here for you during this difficult, yet wondrous time in your life.

Just panicked that's all. I'm already one month and a bit pregnant. But please, monthly if thats okay. I don't feel really comfortable filling a post with hundreds of photos of me.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

You say "you lot" as if you view Christians as something separate and apart from yourself. You did accept Jesus as your personal savior the other day, didn't you?

Assuming you are a Christian now, I can assure you that you have absolutely nothing to fear from us. It is the LORD you must fear!

Regarding your pregnancy pics, profiles would be ideal, perhaps in a modest bathing suit. Normally I would never encourage any young lady to post pics of her nubile form, for fear that myself or one of the other men here might become inflamed with impure thoughts.

I figure that won't be an issue with you, however, because you are, after all, pregnant, and I certainly don't know of any white man that would become sexually inflamed looking at pics of pregnant women.

So go ahead and post a new pic each week. It's important for us to stay on top of this situation. If you're shy, I can have a Webcam drop-shipped to your location and you can just show me and a few select pastors.

We're here for you during this difficult, yet wondrous time in your life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Why every week? How about monthly? Plus why do you want to monitor my pregancy? I know full well that getting drunk is NOT good for the baby.

And you know that being goth whore isn't good for YOU, but you've painted your face and spread your legs like a wanton slut, right!?

[LadyRaven]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Also, a corset would probably hurt your baby. Now that you're pregnant, you have no greater calling than to protect that precious, unborn child growing in your womb.

Unless, of course, if God should command a True Christian™ to treat your baby as an enemy combatant:

Since your child is a bastard, and therefore an enemy of God, I urge you to pray extra hard that he or she will get saved in vitro.

What?! Are you saying I have to protect my child from you lot? Is that it?

Also, please be sure to post a new full body pic every week so we can monitor your pregnancy and make sure you don't get drunk one night and have an abortion. God hates abortion.

Why every week? How about monthly? Plus why do you want to monitor my pregancy? I know full well that getting drunk is NOT good for the baby.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Raven seeks redemption

Also, please be sure to post a new full body pic every week so we can monitor your pregnancy and make sure you don't get drunk one night and have an abortion. God hates abortion.